I am just wondering, if people turn up for a counselling session, will Kaff also be there?No difference whatsoever. None.
Eyan thinks he's being oh so clever by walking a fine line on a tightrope between what is ethical and professional and just being an outright chancer.
I think it's clear how Eyan values his "counselling" time at £200ph. His description of himself: "What I'm saying is I've had life experiences".
Is Eyan saying that because of his alcoholism, drugs abuse, long list of "diagnoses" and life experiences he is far more experienced than other counsellors because they haven't gone through the same? So he's worth 4 times more.
Sounds like "Vietnam Syndrome"; "I've seen some things man, things you wouldn't believe from you're worst nightmares".
Yes you did Eyan mate. In the jungle it was just like your own personal Vietnam.
A couple of serious questions:
1. Who does Eyan think has £200 in these times? Apart from The Big G...
2. How does Eyan justify £200? Can Eyan explain to any potential customer why he's charging 4 times more and with zero experience? Rather than people having to speculate as to why.
It really doesn't look like Eyan gives a stuff about "bringing about meaningful change in their life to improve their wellbeing". I would never have ever said Eyan was a suitable to be a counsellor.
With some people you can just see they would make an excellent counsellor. Not with Eyan. Same goes for Kaffbo, she'd make a truly awful counsellor.
It's all about Eyan and that's on of the worst characteristics a counsellor can have.
Superb! Brilliant one mate!I am just wondering, if people turn up for a counselling session, will Kaff also be there?
New series based on the classic courtroom drama but with a twist"Iain now hosts The Late Night Alternative on streaming platform Switch"
Hahaha... Switch.
Kath would act as secretary.I am just wondering, if people turn up for a counselling session, will Kaff also be there?
Kaffbo got all visibly flustered like something had crawled up her. She doesn't like anyone else being good at something. Bet Kaffbo never had any friends in the workplace, that includes Eyan as I wouldn't say they're actually friends.Was she all haughty?
Like.
"Anyway anyway. Who speaks stupid Japanese? No one that's who."
£200 sovs for a session with a freshly "qualified" quack counsellor!
Who does he think he is?
He's no Pamela Stephenson.
And definitely not on Jordan "Bloody" Peterson's level.
The effing nerve
I'm circling back, ©️ Jen Psaki,
on the above comment.
I've since found out that you get a pizza, with a topping of your choice, and a fizzy drink thrown in for good measure with every counselling session!
A snip at half the price if you remember how much a sleepover at Iain's hovel was.
He should advertise his services.
An ad in the style of a 70's American car salesman would be most appropriate.
Recorded in blurry definition with too much colour.
Iain is standing outside an office in a Texan back street.
With a pitch that's something along the lines.
"Weeeeeeee!"
He is spinning around arms spread out mimicing a plane
"Yeah that's right!
I'm crazy!
Crazy to be practically giving away an hours counselling with FREE PIZZA for 200 bucks!
Yes you heard right!
FREE PIZZA!
It's me that needs my head examined at this price.
Some people say "But are you accredited?"
Accredited. Schmercredited!
Whaddya need to know?
I've been nuts all my life.
Now tell me that isn't enough experience.
Am I right?
Now this offer isn't gonna last so call
Aylesbury 555 *** ****
to get an hours counselling and FREE PIZZA for just $200.
Yes FREE PIZZA!"
Iain is watching his ad whilst wafting his freshly printed "certificate" and he hopes everyone "gets it"
Alex Belfield is in the house.Found this thread by chance on the old tippy tappy. Been following Iains Lolcow career for many years aswell as his carer/enabler, zinger dropping, Manc feminist ex producer.
Particularly interested in Eyans new venture, I can only imagine the blinded and weak sycophants will slide further into debt wanting an hour chat with their leader. Alistair in particular. In one show said he needed to cut costs then the next day spent £100 to host his own Talk Radio show.
The Patreon numbers are tanking but it's income and zero effort needed for two 'shows' a week.
Really detest Eyans new fear mongering rouse re the enrgey crisis and wanting to hold support meetings in the hope it'll result in some additional paying punters.
If it is Alex B, that's perfectly fine. Would be interesting to hear his thoughts.Alex Belfield is in the house.
He'd really need one of his manservants like WOPHD as well.Kaffbo got all visibly flustered like something had crawled up her. She doesn't like anyone else being good at something. Bet Kaffbo never had any friends in the workplace, that includes Eyan as I wouldn't say they're actually friends.
I remember Eyan recounting his experience at the USA embassy when getting his work visa for the TalkRadio trip to New York.
What Kaffbo did spoke volumes and gave a very good insight in to the fact she's simply not a nice person or friend. I thought at the time, "oh aye, I know exactly the type of friend Kaffbo is".
On second thoughts, £200 is a bargain at half the price. A man of Eyan's talents and experience should be charging at least double.
Whoop ding! Yes you heard that right! A free pizza, with sides, with every counselling session!
Eyan needs to get himself down the local Wilko for a picture frame for that "Certificate of Diploma".
A nice picture frame will make it look all serious and important to customers and will make them feel their £200 was money well spent.
I've an idea for Eyan.
Set up a little trestle table down the Aylesbury retail shopping park, take his Certificate of Diploma and put it on the table. Get some banners made up with:
"1 hour counselling£200now £100 if you sign up here and now! And free pizza with Eyan"
Can drum up some business outside the Hobbycraft by doing the routine you describe above
Take Kaffbo with him, when she gets bored she can nip into the Hobbycraft for a little browse for arts supplies to make embroidered cats and embroidered TLNA logos.
Alex Belfield is in the house.Alex Belfield is in the house.
Oooo!If it is Alex B, that's perfectly fine. Would be interesting to hear his thoughts.
If it's an attempt by someone to present themselves as Alex B, then it's a rather poor attempt.
If it's an attempt by Alex B himself pretending to be someone who is pretending to be Alex B, it needs some serious work and improvement.
In any event, I doubt Mr Belfield will be sticking around if it is indeed him; for obvious reasons outside of his control.
Although I sincerely hope that's not the case and Mr B retains his liberty. However, if liberty is retained there would be restrictions imposed which would prevent Mr B from posting in any event.
Yes, a warm welcome to all new members!Welcome to our new members!
Tattle is free, just like the Rude Awakening on Jack FM with Iain (f)Lee!
No £1000 pizza party charges or bargainous £200 therapy sessions here. Not even the cost of two coffees a month!
bargainous £200 therapy sessions
Not even the cost of two coffees a month!
Yes, Alex can't actually type a sentence without littering it with emojis.If it's an attempt by someone to present themselves as Alex B, then it's a rather poor attempt.
Or type a sentence without accidentally stalking someone.Yes, Alex can't actually type a sentence without littering it with emojis.
Iain is probably looking after the kids today, as his ex wife must be doing overtime on the BBC. She was reporting from Windsor yesterday and even changed from a beige coat into a black coat an hour before the Queen's death was announced.Yes, the call to Eyan was only offering support and sounded heartfelt. He was literally breaking down overnight live on the airwaves which Kaff happily allowed to be broadcast. Very dark were those Talk Radio shows from a deeply troubled Eyan and the sad, miserable individuals that it attracted.
Still Eyan has capitalised on the call by playing the victim and nobody knew how much he was suffering for the past 10 years. That call has roped in more views than all of his other low effort content and was swiftly created into a great opportunity to rope in a few more Patreon punters out of sympathy.
Eyan not in this morning on his morning show, had he had a wobble or not trusted on dealing with today's news?
I'm also fascinated that Kaffbo has a 'regular' job which she alluded to on a recent podcast. I'm sure her colleagues just love her office zingers and raucous Northern cackle.
He was seeing some shit band somewhere, he said yesterday morning.Eyan not in this morning on his morning show, had he had a wobble or not trusted on dealing with today's news?
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