Wonder how much energy that block of ice she calls
A Freezer is wasting?
I am Sarahjayjay #7 A murky moral vacuum
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A Freezer is wasting?
Has she been to the police yet or has she been too busy trying to spell urticaria?
My ads have changed since I said I was a teenage lad
I did buy my teen kids a £2 Easter egg each weeks ago when they were on a good deal, and I hid them in the car (from myself mostly, not the kids). However, I have absolutely no self-control when it comes to chocolate in the house, and apparently also the car, so I’m afraid to say that there was a little snackcident.
I decided I would just take the kids to choose their own replacement eggs this week so they could hide them from me in case I inadvertently ate them again before Easter (like a reverse Easter egg hunt kind of) and I was absolutely gobsmacked that the Easter shelves were nearly empty and all the eggs left were £10-£15 each!
So basically, because I’m a mum of my word, I’ve overspent on chocolate eggs this month because of my own poor life choices and lack of willpower and I will now be starting a crowdfunder. Coffees are £5, cough up witches.
I decided I would just take the kids to choose their own replacement eggs this week so they could hide them from me in case I inadvertently ate them again before Easter (like a reverse Easter egg hunt kind of) and I was absolutely gobsmacked that the Easter shelves were nearly empty and all the eggs left were £10-£15 each!
So basically, because I’m a mum of my word, I’ve overspent on chocolate eggs this month because of my own poor life choices and lack of willpower and I will now be starting a crowdfunder. Coffees are £5, cough up witches.
Well, the ad server clearly knows what (~95% of) teenage boys like!
Bet she’s been paying £11 a month for that Ancestry membership that she hasn’t even used for months.
“Poverty”.
“Poverty”.
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'Being from London my blood is so mixed' 
Omg she's so thick it is actually painful. She does know it's nothing to do with what town you were born in?
And isn't the word gypsy quite problematic these days?
Omg she's so thick it is actually painful. She does know it's nothing to do with what town you were born in?
And isn't the word gypsy quite problematic these days?
I was about to say the same! London!'Being from London my blood is so mixed'
Omg she's so thick it is actually painful. She does know it's nothing to do with what town you were born in?
And isn't the word gypsy quite problematic these days?
Don’t get me started on the ridiculousness/offensive part of the other bit.
Hey you have to admit that Norfolk AND Yorkshire is about as exotic as you can get'Being from London my blood is so mixed'
Omg she's so thick it is actually painful. She does know it's nothing to do with what town you were born in?
And isn't the word gypsy quite problematic these days?
I bet you five quid shes angling at some rare genetic condition caused by having such mixed blood, something the doctor (god help the poor soul) will no doubt be asked to test for lmao
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Thought this fuckwit was Irish? And yes, that word is offensive and if they were in your 'friendship' group you'd be well aware.
Omg what a joke. My haemoglobin was 84 AFTER TRANSFUSION. she just needs to eat some bleeping spinach.
Have just got back from 10 hours in paediatric A&E, at the end of which both my child and I burst out of the doors with an overwhelming sense of finally being free and escaping from a kind of purgatorial endless daylight-free hell hole, begging for information while slowly starving, sitting on a tiny plastic chair surrounded by crying, grotty, puking, senselessly bored and/or frightened people.
Why would anyone ever want to put themselves through that if they didn't have to? What is the bleeping appeal of being SICK, of being weak and vulnerable and at the mercy of a massive overloaded system? Why would any sane person want to spend a single minute more in the patient role than they absolutely have to?
I can’t comprehend someone who is willing to pay a massive delivery charge for 3 x £2 eggs thinking anyone wants to hear her “budget tips”. Now I’m not saying I got my two Easter eggs any earlier than yesterday but they have been in the shops for months. If you have an “illness” that makes you feel crap sometimes would you not be better prepared?
I can actually understand why she didn’t buy them in advance since she has the self control of a two month old Labrador. Probably the most sensible choice she’s made in ages.
We all know full well that BM Goodwin is going to be scouring the vast newspaper archives on Ancestry.com to look for sordid stories of OBSCURED and OBSCURED, as well as adverts for OBSCURED.
For newer members to this thread, Sarah's father Barry is a prolific writer of pornographic books with titles and subject matter that are, shall we say, somewhat outside the mainstream of erotic prose and flirting with indecency.
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I’ll say this for the old perv, he is at least unmoved by (likely inured to) his daughter’s repeated pleas of financial misfortune.
Still, at least she stands to inherit, eh?
Still, at least she stands to inherit, eh?
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"I've always got on well with gypsies" is skirting quite close to "some of my best friends are black."
it’s alright, she went out to get the Easter eggs and cunningly managed to get enough supplies to last them until Tuesday.
but she was so tired she didn’t have much appetite so could barely eat her Marcy d
but she was so tired she didn’t have much appetite so could barely eat her Marcy d
Double cheeseburger and a strawberry lemonade. Nearly a fiver for something with no nutritional value. 30g of sugar just in the drink. Over 600kcal in the two items. Sarah - this is a meal worth of calories but you'll be hungry again in 30 minutes.
I'm overweight and diabetic, I'm not the best at healthy eating but please eat some food with nutrients and fibre.
I'm overweight and diabetic, I'm not the best at healthy eating but please eat some food with nutrients and fibre.
“My iron is so low I could die at any moment without a transfusion, must nourish my body with… McDonalds?”
Funny isn’t it, how she’s managing to still afford treating them to Easter Eggs and Mackie Dee’s with 4no sleeps left to go until payday. Before we killed the BMAC she would have been pleading “poverty” by now. Where’s the sudden influx of cash coming from?
Funny isn’t it, how she’s managing to still afford treating them to Easter Eggs and Mackie Dee’s with 4
I'd love to see what she eats when she IS hungry.
No pics of choccy eggs tho?
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