I am Sarahjayjay #7 A murky moral vacuum

[Foxvint]

I love that us “trolls” have helped along the demise of her grift.

It's going on my CV. 'In my free time i volunteer on a website with other dedicated individuals committed to anti-fraud awareness. We monitor live scams and fraudsters and the techniques used to manipulate the unwary.'

 

[Foxvint]

'You know nuffin bout my life actually'
*knows the date and time of her blood test*

 

[byefeliciax]

Her entitlement is absolutely REPULSIVE! How is she not so fucking ashamed of herself that she just crawls into a dark hole and never communicates with another human being again, digitally or otherwise?

Last week, 8/3/24, Sarah was like, ugh, I can’t believe the school have the audacity to ask me to attend a meeting, DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM AND THAT I HAVE PLACES TO BE?

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Somehow though, she had failed to realise that she can no longer have her bloods taken at a drop-in clinic at the hospital and would have to book. So the meeting didn’t need to be an email after all then?


It was the 7/3/24, 7 days ago, that her doctor told her that she could collect her blood test forms…

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…however it wasn’t until yesterday, 13/3/24, 6 days later, that she actually collected the forms.

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And now she has the audacity to whinge that the overstretched health service can’t fit her in for, ironically, 6 more days. Which is actually very good for non-emergency bloods; it can be 2 weeks for a bloods appointment around where I am! I recently waited 10 weeks for “urgent” surgery. And didn’t whinge to Twitter about it.

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And it appears she also believes there ought to be some loophole so that she can jump the queue?

Let’s not forget, she’s been saying she’d book her doctors/bloods appointment for weeks now but someone just hasn’t had the time to get around to it:

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Why does she think she can put off looking after her health for years (remembering: she’s not had bloods for her alleged health condition since 2019) because she’s “not ready yet”, yet the moment she is ready she expects that the NHS (which she hasn’t paid a single pound in tax towards like ever, neither has she treated the staff with respect) should roll out a red carpet for her and put her on a VIP fast track? Like, FUCK. OFF. You’re not special, Sarah.

She’s such a horrible, horrible little person.

 

[byefeliciax]

He'll not last long as a follower...

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Sigh. Sarah, you can communicate clearly while also being informal. If people have to spend hours parsing what you've typed, inserting missing letters that there is no need to remove because you're nowhere near the character limit, or wondering if you're asking a question or just scattering question marks about for the hell of it, they're not going to clearly grasp your meaning. They'll react to what they think you said, rather than what you actually said.

Making a clear point within the character limit of Twitter, while keeping to the basic rules of English grammar and spelling, is perfectly possible. I once explained a Catholic doctrinal point within the old Twitter character limits, and it was at the time when the username of the person you were responding to counted in the character limit.

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Does the character limit really even matter anyway when you’re someone who writes a 17 tweet long thread anyway every time you have a wave of nostalgia?

just remembered I had a friend once
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she liked cheese and picilliilililiii sandwiches
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I just saw a jar of picillililiki in Asda after th taxi driver dropped me off and it remindd me of this funny story
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this will crack you right up. She trod in chewing gum down an alley on the way to school and it was so funny
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I called her minty and we laughed forever
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heres a picture to prove she existed
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she was the kindest person ever. she wouldnt wouldnt have minded her taxes paying for my taxis
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All her family died in a skiing accident one after the other
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the good old days

 

[byefeliciax]

I did buy my teen kids a £2 Easter egg each weeks ago when they were on a good deal, and I hid them in the car (from myself mostly, not the kids). However, I have absolutely no self-control when it comes to chocolate in the house, and apparently also the car, so I’m afraid to say that there was a little snackcident.

I decided I would just take the kids to choose their own replacement eggs this week so they could hide them from me in case I inadvertently ate them again before Easter (like a reverse Easter egg hunt kind of) and I was absolutely gobsmacked that the Easter shelves were nearly empty and all the eggs left were £10-£15 each!

So basically, because I’m a mum of my word, I’ve overspent on chocolate eggs this month because of my own poor life choices and lack of willpower and I will now be starting a crowdfunder. Coffees are £5, cough up bitches.

 

[Foxvint]

I’ll say this for the old perv, he is at least unmoved by (likely inured to) his daughter’s repeated pleas of financial misfortune.
Still, at least she stands to inherit, eh?

So this is why she hasn't fallen out with dad like she has the rest of the family. Hope he gives it all away to another scamming cow like her.
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This might sound like nitpicking but let me explain why this pisses me off. Firstly I have a hard time believing a health professional with the most cursory training in DV said this. It's an old fashioned attitude that puts the onus on the victim to summon up the right characteristics to leave rather than the abuser to stop. The most rudimentary reading around DV will explain that that you are most at risk when you are leaving. That's a powerful anchor to keep you with the pig.

Women who stay are not wimps. Women who leave are not better or stronger. I wasn't a different person when I finally went and spoke to a solicitor about what was going on (she got me in court same day getting an injunction against him). I had not suddenly become courageous. I had not suddenly become a stronger person. I was the same person I was when I was obediently taking the daily photo he demanded of my computer in work to prove I was really there. I was the same person he'd drag up the stairs by the hair and a hundred other acts you don't need me to gratuitously detail. The idea that the leavers have more courage than other women is harmful and all part of the damaging why-doesnt-she-just-leave narrative that abusers depend on for their 'proof' that they aren't doing anything wrong to the person who is 'choosing' to stay in the relationship. Sounds like Sarah bigging up her grubby self at the cost of other women to me. Picture my surprise.

 

[L3moning]

The stupid fucker probably hasn’t even realised it’s an own goal yet either

Or, indeed, an own Gola

 

[nothanksbabes]

If going to Uni taught me anything, it's that a good proportion of people who go have a degree are still fucking dense.

 

[Foxvint]

Of coursevs

Funny thing is, I know an exorcist. 99.999999% there is a physical explanation (damp, rats in the roof space, a wonky floorboard), or a medical one (physical or mental illness). He spends a lot of his time providing spiritual comfort to people as they deal with medical issues which are causing them distress.

My fave thing about tattle is posters you've read for years casually throwing in something like I'm mates with an exorcist.

 

[Foxvint]

It's really hard to talk about the benefits system online cos it's such a loaded and emotive subject. Ppl immediately act like you don't have anyone in your life you know and love who claims as if that fact can't coexist with being pissed off that you're meant to work til 70 missing out on your own family life so some ppl don't have to for their vague, fluctuating and unproven conditions that never stop them taking holidays and going out. Just the working bit.

I was ran off the benefits thread on here for saying I know ppl who have told me to my face that they're blagging. Apparently that's just hearsay. If you've got 7 days a week free to play the system you absolutely can. Middle class do gooders who refuse to accept that millions of working class women like me (cos they don't know any) are pissed off to fuckin death with the bums we're surrounded by stealing our money via tax before we even get it are the ones who dominate the online conversation. They act like they have a monopoly on compassion cos they believe everything the guardian says and buy fairtrade bananas and they shout working class ppl down with their whatabboutery. Lived experience is only for them. Ours gets called anecdotal instead.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Bet she’s been paying £11 a month for that Ancestry membership that she hasn’t even used for months.

“Poverty”.

STEP AWAY FROM THE ROMANY SARAH.
Else I'll curse you, or some shit we apparently do. Would offer to tarmac your drive, but apparently, there's a useless car in the way.



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And isn't the word gypsy quite problematic these days?

In some countries it is, but here mostly, we prefer to be referred to as Gypsy or Romany, as 'Traveller' is such a vague nondescript word.

 

[BeardyBap]

I’ve seen it all now. She’s justifying buying branded clothing and streaming services and Xbox live for her kids in case they would be ostracised by their peers.
“Struggling to survive”. Your bio says you are “struggling to survive”.
In fact you’re blowing your UC & ESA on frivolities that you consider essential, while asking internet strangers to pick up the tab for school uniform, PE kit, school trips, broken white goods, MOT for a car you can’t drive, even on occasion for your grocery shopping ffs. Because you are “struggling to survive”.

 

[byefeliciax]

She sure is very much invested in capitalist values for such a hardcore socialist.

BUY BUY BUY! MORE MORE MORE! MONEY BUYS SELF WORTH! FUCK THE POOR! FEED THE RICH! GIVE BEZOS ALL OF MY MONEY (AND YOURS) SO MY KIDS WILL BE LIKED!

 

[Sensible Susan]

I mean, I know I don’t need to convince you lot because you come across as intelligent people of sound mind, but I literally am everything I’ve said I am and a complete stranger to her.

She’s completely barking up the wrong tree. The sooner she goes to the police and proves that the betterbecause she’s making a right twit of herself here.

I really wish I knew who she thinks I am though!

ETA: She’s gone a bit quiet about her fella. Trouble in paradise?

I would absolutely love it if you fessed up to being THE Aldi manager now

 

[Foxvint]

It's so mental when she calls us jealous. Of what exactly? Show your workings. The rough as fuck 50 plus appearance? The no job, career or hope of one? The loveless and friendless life rattling round a house with only minors who have to legally be around you? The nutrient deficiency depression that takes you to bed during the day like an OAP? The highlight of your week being Farmfoods and a bit of Doc bothering? The cringefest twitter posting that's ignored cos everyone has muted you or is doing a hate-follow? The begging of strangers online to pay for your kids school uniform cos you have no pride, no dignity and no decency and pissed your money in wetherspoons and on foxy bingo?

Yeh...jealously. That'll be it.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I know She was so keen to prove she's a brilliant mum as she buys the twins every single they want she hasn't realised that genuinely poor people simply cannot do that. And it doesn't make them bad parents Susan.
Oops.

Susan's face right now.

 

[nothanksbabes]

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HE HAS NOT BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ASD! I WISH SHE WOULD STOP PATHOLOGISING THIS POOR CHILD!

He won’t get DLA, because that would mean that she has to actually get around to applying for it first.

And even if she did apply, unless she lied her arse off on the form, he wouldn’t qualify. We get a minute by minute run down of her day and she absolutely is not providing the level of care that regular parents provide, let alone additional. She barely provides any care at all. Doesn’t get the school kit they need, doesn’t cook meals, naps when they’ve only just walked in from school, is rambling like a drunk all hours of the night on Twitter, etc etc etc.

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You heard it here first! Sarah is not hoping for normal blood tests results! She wants something to be wrong!

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I can give her “answers”. She’s tired and dizzy because she doesn’t nourish her body properly, and she gets out of breath every time she moves her lard arse further than the fridge because she’s packed on about 12 stone and her body is struggling to lug it around. That is all.

I once went to a consultant endocrinologist as I had some symptoms of PCOS. I remember being a bit baffled when I got my results and the consultant said something along the lines of "You'll be disappointed to know there's nothing wrong with you". I was like, why would I be "disappointed" to be healthy?! Now I'm older I realise the health service constantly deal with people like Sarah, who in the absence of hobbies, interests, a job, purpose, friends and family, have to make their various ailments their entire personality.

It's sad really, it makes me think that when she was a child the only time she got any proper attention is when she was unwell. No praise or encouragement for achieving anything or setting goals or being independent. I know a few people like this, and like them, she is inflicting exactly the same on her kids.

I work from home full time at the minute, the weather is shit and I've just lost my mum so I don't do a lot. I don't see friends as much because I don't really want to go out for a drink when I feel bad and I can't do things during the week with their kids because work. I've gained weight and I feel terrible, my sleep is fucked (because I don't leave the house or have a routine) so my diet is pretty bad, I'm constantly exhausted and everything hurts, poor diet plus stress triggers migraines which are debilitating, all of this makes my cptsd and adhd worse, etc... I know I don't need blood tests, I need routine, a decent diet, proper sleep and some exercise and I'll feel fine. And all that shit is difficult once you're out of a routine, but it's also not for the NHS to fix.

I'd actually have a lot of sympathy for her if she was capable of taking any responsibility for herself and wasn't so desperate for her kids to be unwell. And if she's so certain she's entitled to DLA, why, when she has literally fucking nothing better to do, has she not bothered to apply for it?

Whether her son has autism or not she's a shit parent. If he does, you'd have fought for a diagnosis, and if he doesn't you're trying to label him with a disability be doesn't have for personal gain? It's not so much lose-lose as cunt-cunt. However she plays it, she looks bad.

 

[byefeliciax]

“I’m going to have a career”

“I’m going to finish my masters”

“I’m going to get blood tests”

“I’m going to decorate the boys bedroom”

“I’m going to get a cooker”

“I’m going to apply for PIP”

“I’m going to apply for DLA”

“I’m going to pay for bus passes”

“I’m going to defrost my freezer”

“I’m going to meet up with some friends”

“I’m going to download my archive”

“I’m going to stop reading Tattle”

“I’m going to stop replying”

“I’m going anon”

“I’m going to set my fella on you”

“I’m going to the police”

…Gosh! She took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Bloody hell all of us have been saying:
Eat greens
Go to bed before 3am
Drink water instead of coffee and cola
Do basic exercise - just walking half an hour a day will do.

But saying this, taking the most basic interest in her welfare makes us haters and jealous. She is so bizarre she wants us to want her to be ill. Giving her advice to get well is hating.
So just fucking get on with it. Wallow in being 'ill'. Past caring tbh.

 

[BeardyBap]

She is now saying that byefelicia is Lee Anderson MP and I claim my five pounds.
I thought you’d have enough on your plate right now to be honest, Lee.