I am Sarahjayjay #7 A murky moral vacuum

[ForgettyBetty]

Hives make you anaemic!
So glad she's planning to tell her doctor what the bloods mean and how to treat it- they must be gutted about having spent 10 years and 100k on training only to have no clue about this topic.

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Blood transfusion FFS. Just get a couple of steaks down you. Side of roasted brocolli.

2 for 8 quid in Asda, no more expensive than chicken nuggets at the mo tbh. (6 quid for a bag of chicken nuggets in asda ffs!)

I felt like tit this morning, a bit knackered, a bit bleurgh in general so I literally had a steak for my breakfast after dropping the kids off, followed by 3 sachets of electrolytes in a pint of water and it sorted me right out and got me through the working day when I originally just wanted to sleep.

 

[Foxvint]

She wont do anything to help herself. She's a sort of cockney Miss Havisham wandering around virtual worlds with photos of when she was slim and busy, pointing the bratwurst at the tories for making her eat shite and texting herself off her burner in the guise of a gentleman caller.

 

[BeardyBap]

The way this self diagnosis is escalating she’ll be calling for stem cell donors by Sunday.

 

[griftalo]

She wont do anything to help herself. She's a sort of cockney Miss Havisham wandering around virtual worlds with photos of when she was slim and busy, pointing the bratwurst at the tories for making her eat shite and texting herself off her burner in the guise of a gentleman caller.

Miss HovisHam (for her diet)
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The way this self diagnosis is escalating she’ll be calling for stem cell donors by Sunday.

Can anyone get a resurrection stone

 

[Foxvint]

It's so mental when she calls us jealous. Of what exactly? Show your workings. The rough as duck 50 plus appearance? The no job, career or hope of one? The loveless and friendless life rattling round a house with only minors who have to legally be around you? The nutrient deficiency depression that takes you to bed during the day like an OAP? The highlight of your week being Farmfoods and a bit of Doc bothering? The cringefest twitter posting that's ignored cos everyone has muted you or is doing a hate-follow? The begging of strangers online to pay for your kids school uniform cos you have no pride, no dignity and no decency and pissed your money in wetherspoons and on foxy bingo?

Yeh...jealously. That'll be it.

 

[mchops]

I do hope she realises in a socialist society you can't just down tools. I imagine if you've never had a career job it is a huge step to join a work force. Pretending to be ill to not work won't help that. You've got 30 years till a pension , you can't make yours3lf ill through lack of self care for that long.
Grow up, you have the spine of a jellyfish.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

There’s nothing remotely socialist about her. All I can think informs her GTTO stance is that she thinks she’ll get a benefit uplift if labour is in power.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

The only person that has RT’d is her. I am honestly mortified for her. Like I am genuinely so embarrassed.

 

[Chickpeas]

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There we go with the chronic urticaria again

I’ve just looked at all of her results. Her levels range “normal” to “marginally below normal”. If she needed a transfusion the doctor would have told her that.

“MY FERRITIN IS ONLY 8”, she says, sharing in black and white (and green) a screenshot that explicitly states this is within the normal range. Normal range is 5-204 bleeping idiot.

All those levels say are: Get some more iron (and other nutrients while you’re at it) in your diet before your levels drop any lower and you’ll be right as rain.

And no, no qualified doctor will give advice over Twitter if they want to remain GMC registered. She must know that? She’s once again trying to convince naive people she’s sicker than she is. twit.

She doesn’t have a bleeping thyroid problem either! Didn’t she post those results and they were also normal?!

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

She doesn’t have a bleeping thyroid problem either! Didn’t she post those results and they were also normal?!

She has a lot of results which are on the low side of normal because she has a terrible diet of beige food, the only time she goes outside there's a taxi windscreen between her and the sunlight, and she's a stranger to exercise.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

She doesn’t have a bleeping thyroid problem either! Didn’t she post those results and they were also normal?!

I’m honestly just so embarrassed for her about everything she’s been tweeting the last couple of days, and I’m double embarrassed for her she thinks we are jealous.

 

[Foxvint]

Shes just posted another photo of her transparent pasty son looking like the sad and stunted ghost of a kid who died in the blitz to own us and prove what a lovely life they all live.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Her results are all low end of normal. If she improved her diet and her sleep hygiene and took some regular exercise, she'd feel so much better. As would her kids if she improved their diet/sleep hygiene/exercise.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Shes just posted another photo of her transparent pasty son looking like the sad and stunted ghost of a kid who died in the blitz to own us and prove what a lovely life they all live.

What a chode.

 

[byefeliciax]

Spoiler: She needs banning from Google

Honestly, I feel for her poor GP. All of their years of study and experience minimised by a jobless, air-brained chav who has access to an internet search engine.

I’d love to see what gets written in her notes when she’s left the room.

Spoiler: Oh look, I can Google too!

So, page 1 of Google, what causes microcytic anemia?

DIET!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Bloody hell all of us have been saying:
Eat greens
Go to bed before 3am
Drink water instead of coffee and cola
Do basic exercise - just walking half an hour a day will do.

But saying this, taking the most basic interest in her welfare makes us haters and jealous. She is so bizarre she wants us to want her to be ill. Giving her advice to get well is hating.
So just bleeping get on with it. Wallow in being 'ill'. Past caring tbh.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Desperate to be ill and the best she can come up with is slightly low iron that's her own doing and hives. duck me. Someone wasn't picked up enough as a child.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Drinking lots of tea can affect your iron supply, I think it's the tannin that can stop it being absorbed? I had dangerously low iron late last year (remarkable feat for someone who is 9 years post menopause) and was told the first thing to do is get an iron supplement. She just wants to a- not pay for supplements and/or b- get a photo with an IV in her arm.
Just like the classic Spinal Tap album, Intravenous de Milo.

 

[Flivver]

She’s got BPS. A lot of it about.

’Bloody printout syndrome’ That’s what our old GP used to call it - he said to me once that his heart would sink when the sheets of A4 appeared out of a handbag. He wasn’t a fan of Dr Google.