She’s going to do something she wants to do rather than watch strictly - sell us an AD.
It is quite shocking, isn't it? Even after all this time and knowing what she is like. I can't believe she would choose to give up time alone with her husband to go and do work, flogging poor quality products to strangers in her phone.“I can’t make any money sat with my husband watching Strictly, so instead I’m going to sit on my own and flog my diary to all you sheep”
You'll love tonight's. Not just an after school bike ride, but a ride through the ORCHARDS. Before SUNSET. With matching shirts, swishy dress and an enamel bowl for fruit harvesting (how the eff do you get that home on a bike?).Urgh the latest post "the smell of toast and coffee filling the house"... yes Lauren hun. It's called bastard breakfast. Every house smells like that you romanticised c*nt!!!!
ahhh she triggers the duck out of me
All smoke and mirrors, she will never admit the orchard isn't hers!!You'll love tonight's. Not just an after school bike ride, but a ride through the ORCHARDS. Before SUNSET. With matching shirts, swishy dress and an enamel bowl for fruit harvesting (how the eff do you get that home on a bike?).
I thought it looked like she had quite a bald patch in the second photo…You'll love tonight's. Not just an after school bike ride, but a ride through the ORCHARDS. Before SUNSET. With matching shirts, swishy dress and an enamel bowl for fruit harvesting (how the eff do you get that home on a bike?).
Have they been pinching people's apples from their trees?You'll love tonight's. Not just an after school bike ride, but a ride through the ORCHARDS. Before SUNSET. With matching shirts, swishy dress and an enamel bowl for fruit harvesting (how the eff do you get that home on a bike?).
Oh dreamy Enid BlytonGod isn't she a prick
I can still recall the relief, even as a small child, of taking off my school uniform each day - the shirt round your neck all day etc. - and putting on comfy, loose fitting clothes. Those poor boys, taking off their uniform to put on matching outfits she has left out for them with shirt collars, tight arms and tailored shorts!! It blows my mind. Her selfishness and narcissism, for photos for Insta, ultimately amounts to cruelty towards those boys.You'll love tonight's. Not just an after school bike ride, but a ride through the ORCHARDS. Before SUNSET. With matching shirts, swishy dress and an enamel bowl for fruit harvesting (how the eff do you get that home on a bike?).
I always think they are going to be very unhappy about this when they grow up... unless Instagram dies a death before they are teenagers.Those poor boys being used by mummy for her insta account. Disgusting.
She’ll be grifting hard these next 12 months to get that invite next year, non stop flower contentHang on - has nobody paid for her to go to Chelsea Flower Show? What, not even a teeny tiny ad/press invitation?? Don't tell me she actually forked out for a ticket AND a hotel (not to mention all the dubious wining and dining in her stories...)
Nah - she’s just another annoying, self-loving, self-admiring, greedy, beggy, pretentious, freeloading, fake-as-hell influencerLauren brought a pair of heels to the Chelsea Flower show so she could switch into them for a swishy dress pic. Is she five years old??
These influencers are CRAZY. I’d love to be a fly on the wall and watch them. It would be fascinating.Lauren brought a pair of heels to the Chelsea Flower show so she could switch into them for a swishy dress pic. Is she five years old??