I looked too.
I can remember my mother taking the mickey out of country folk that when I was little , about 30 years ago . Such a stereotype.
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I can remember my mother taking the mickey out of country folk that when I was little , about 30 years ago . Such a stereotype.
She looks like someone who didn’t actually grow up in the countryside… just consumed it when it became trendy - like most of these Instahuns.
I would love to know what her fellow school mums think of her! Wasn't there someone on here a while ago who lived near her?
She thinks she's kate doesn't she
She also keeps tagging herself on her photos...on her page. Why tho..
And here she is again, our weather correspondent with your daily weather update. 
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I too bloody hate when pheasant families inconvenience me on the school run.. wish nature was more thoughtful! It doesn't look good to get to the gate AFTER it's open! Makes us all look like we just don't care and leaves no time to make everyone look picture perfect! Bet she stands there, hand on each boys shoulder, manically smiling at the "poor" people walking past with their marvel or hype backpacks can hear her through her teeth "just smile and wave darlings, don't make too much eye contact"
can hear her through her teeth "just smile and wave darlings, don't make too much eye contact"Her nose in this shot is so unfortunateAnd here she is again, our weather correspondent with your daily weather update.
“Oh I love autumn so much, I think it’s my favourite, along with Spring”And here she is again, our weather correspondent with your daily weather update.
You can only have one favourite Lauren, kind of defeats the point of the word if all 4 seasons are your favourite.
Her favourite season, of course, is MoNeY
Those pesky pheasants and then she saw a trailer full of “juicy red apples”…..all that’s missing is lashings and lashings of ginger beer. God she is nauseating!!!!I too bloody hate when pheasant families inconvenience me on the school run.. wish nature was more thoughtful! It doesn't look good to get to the gate AFTER it's open! Makes us all look like we just don't care and leaves no time to make everyone look picture perfect! Bet she stands there, hand on each boys shoulder, manically smiling at the "poor" people walking past with their marvel or hype backpacks
Don't forget the happy Friday stamp on the brown paper bag of sweets
our Laur’ couldn’t give a damn what you choose, its all engagement for an impending #Ad
wake up
*IF* she does indeed emit green house gas out of her white linen clad bottom, do you think it's pumpkin spice for the season? Or is that too common?I bet she farts a seasonal fragrance too, if she does indeed fart - she probably doesn’t!
It'll probably be gardenia, sweet pea and OfCouRsE cosmos with a hint of fireside musk and aff link*
Maybe one of those juicy red apples could be full of poison for our saintly Snow White!!
She’s really trying to sell us autumn now isn’t she!
Harvest festival
Harvest festival
Queue the boys bedrooms being decorated followed probably by a lush Sunday lunch with wine.
Bloody Daylesford. I hate myself for it, but I really do want to visit just to try out the outrageously luxurious café and pretend I'm on holiday in Provence. Having bought a cappuccino and a cake I'll probably be bankrupt and therefore unable to purchase any overpriced pot plants or wooden spoons or whatever else it is they sell there.
Oh god even the boys face paints are in muted tones
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