’glorified toaster’
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Yes but in her own recipe the dough takes at least a couple of hours. She also has pepperoni / salami on it and I don’t know there is just something about it to me that looks like a bought supermarket pizza.it says ‘multi fuel’ on the website. So a glorified toaster essentially for £300.
In fairness I could probably whip up a pizza with what we’ve got at home but I’m a normal human being and know we’ve got a Dominos down the road. Poor Lauren lives in deepest darkest Herefordshire and barely has phone reception let alone take away
It looked similar to the pizza bases I buy and then add my toppings to
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Absolutely this
Her attempts to school us on cooking, baking and gardening give me the absolute rage, particularly as she previously showed no motivation/interest.Why is creaming herself (the pun here is not lost on me given her love of the beige / bland outfit) over these shell/fluted vases?
Is she hoping an Etsy seller is going to gift her one?
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Just saw this and laughed out loud. 
Our Laur will have a heart attack seeing her name being associated with being chavvy
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Our Laur will have a heart attack seeing her name being associated with being chavvy
I’ve picked a chavvy name for my kid - it's horrible, I want to change it
A MUM-TO-BE worried the name she had picked for her daughter would be ”really chavvy”. Taking it to the popular forum, Mumsnet, a pregnant woman sought help from fellow members after th…
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I hope her stepson’s friends never happen upon Lauren’s stories about the Easter Bunny thinking he smells of lemonade & fluffy socks She hasn’t a clue has she. He’s 13, just leave him out of it ffs, I’m sure he wouldn’t be offended. Or why not just crop him out - kids can be so cruel. What’s she going to do when her boys become teenagers? How will she cope without her Enid Blyton world - will she be waiting outside the school gates with their stamped sweeties still…
She hasn’t a clue has she. He’s 13, just leave him out of it ffs, I’m sure he wouldn’t be offended. Or why not just crop him out - kids can be so cruel. What’s she going to do when her boys become teenagers? How will she cope without her Enid Blyton world - will she be waiting outside the school gates with their stamped sweeties still…Brilliant. Maybe she’ll start calling herself Lolly nowJust saw this and laughed out loud.
I’ve picked a chavvy name for my kid - it's horrible, I want to change it
A MUM-TO-BE worried the name she had picked for her daughter would be ”really chavvy”. Taking it to the popular forum, Mumsnet, a pregnant woman sought help from fellow members after th…
''it's a bit of a rough estate name - probably why Catherine Tate chose it.”
''Catherine Tate wanted to portray a certain type of character so why do you think she called her Lauren? Because it fitted”
£18 per child for a generic (pretty and cute I’ll admit) letter, changing the name and two words hardly makes it worth £17.99, and multiply that by 3 
Does anyone know where abouts she really lives or has seen the cottage? Curious who the actual property owner is. I swear it’s a stage house. Also why do we never hear about the step mum. Who is she???? I want to talk to her so badly. I bet she has some stories. Another point, why the hell does she allow it?? I’d be incensed if my child was paraded the way Lauren treats her step child and refers to him as ‘Our Boy’ WHEN SHE BROKE UP THEIR FAMILY. 
irritational anger there- I’m blaming hormones but omg that woman
irritational anger there- I’m blaming hormones but omg that woman
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Those bases are the dog’s though. C&M pizzas are bloody gorgeous.
I know we love them! Have you tried their panini’s? Soooo good!!
surely Lauren must eat ready meals every now and then, and give her kids fish fingers, chips and beans?? 
I just want to know what bumblebees smell like.
had to stop eating their pane as my clothes didn’t fit. YummyI know we love them! Have you tried their panini’s? Soooo good!!
She’s finally cracked from excessive twee. Do fluffy socks have a smell? Maybe if they’re cheesy?Only if they’re White Company cashmere ones darrrrrrling
She mentions Ledbury a lot but all smoke and mirrors, it’s probably about 10 miles out. A bit further up this thread someone said she lived on outskirts of Cheshire but made it seem like she actually lived there.Does anyone know where abouts she really lives or has seen the cottage? Curious who the actual property owner is. I swear it’s a stage house. Also why do we never hear about the step mum. Who is she???? I want to talk to her so badly. I bet she has some stories. Another point, why the hell does she allow it?? I’d be incensed if my child was paraded the way Lauren treats her step child and refers to him as ‘Our Boy’ WHEN SHE BROKE UP THEIR FAMILY.
I remember her talking about a parade where they live, in Bromyard. It’s not as close to Ledbury as she would like us to think.
I didn’t realise Laur was a gardening expert now.
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