I would also buy them the huge nerf guns too! Those bullets would drive Lauren mad
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She did a Bobby Brown ad on her stories the other day, and during the before shots where she was showing the products I thought she looked lovely! Really fresh faced and glowy! And then after she did her make up it was liked she aged 15 years! It was bizarre!
She doesnt have an amazing repertoire with her Bobby Brown makeup looks. She just has 3. Easy glowy makeup, smokey eye, and strong lips. All lashed with gallons of pot rouuggge! She's the shittest makeup ambassdor for BB, when there are amazing insta make up artists out there. Fraud....
I have always thought this about her. It isn't just the same three looks though. She doesn't seem to know anything about make up application either. You learn nothing from watching her do her make up. It is like watching any old person, like your friend for example, applying their make up. It amazes me that she has worked on counters for years. There is no sign of expertise or knowing her stuff
Ugh enough of the cheesy ads Lauren, dressed in red perfectly coiffed using your kids yet again to sell tit to your followers.
She’s dressed like a granny in that joules ad.
Imagine saying to your friend, "Can my family and I just pop round and make fake poses in your garden? It is to make me cash from selling pictures of my kids, whilst I am dressed like a granny... Is that, ok?!"
Those walking boots look proper naff. What's wrong with a good old pair of Peter Storms from Mountain Warehouse? 
Everything has to be 'aspirational'. It's so unrelatable! Are there honestly people who can't see through all the smoke and mirrors, or are her gushing followers all fellow bloggers desperately trying to drum up interaction for their own accounts?
Everything has to be 'aspirational'. It's so unrelatable! Are there honestly people who can't see through all the smoke and mirrors, or are her gushing followers all fellow bloggers desperately trying to drum up interaction for their own accounts?The latter! Unfortunately, they all appear to want to be clones of each other. What a sad bunch!Those walking boots look proper naff. What's wrong with a good old pair of Peter Storms from Mountain Warehouse?
They don't look very comfy either and don't seem to properly fitted .....blister city!...when I got my last pair of walking boots from Cotswold outdoors the assistant spent ages ensuring I had the correct boots for the type of walking I intended to do and made sure the boots fitted correctly and supplied appropriate insoles...would never buy walking boots online, unless I'd already tried them on/ been fitted in store beforehandThose walking boots look proper naff. What's wrong with a good old pair of Peter Storms from Mountain Warehouse?
I am always properly fitted for walking boots too. Madness to buy them online and not from a specialist.
That’s how her face permanently looks.
Look at Meeeeeeee 24/7to be fair, I have these boots and have used them on several hikes and they’ve been better than my expensive hiking boots. Very comfy and hardwearing. sorry to burst anyones lauren-bashing bubble, I can’t stand her either but I’ll not hear slander about these bootsThose walking boots look proper naff. What's wrong with a good old pair of Peter Storms from Mountain Warehouse?
I thought they were fashion boots in a hiking style.to be fair, I have these boots and have used them on several hikes and they’ve been better than my expensive hiking boots. Very comfy and hardwearing. sorry to burst anyones lauren-bashing bubble, I can’t stand her either but I’ll not hear slander about these boots
Tbh I think that’s their original purpose but they’ve been nothing but good to me on long walks and hikes, I love em!
Not that they’re going to get much use by Lauren 🥱 she’ll just bung them in the freebie pile in the wardrobe no doubt
God I can’t believe Laur is only 3 years older than me. She truly is like a middle aged woman
Im 40 and got id'd in M&S last week (highlight of my week!) so i cant understand why Laurs looks so old and haggard is beyond me. No amount of glowy looks from BB will help, and to think she gets botox too!
Yeah and did you notice the red Hunter wellies for the occasion and not the gifted chemeaus or gifted celtic & co boots or the gifted Joules ones!
She will probably sell them!
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Mum's got the kids for the weekend again, then... Admittedly I'm just insanely jealous as a mum of two who has only had two brief lunches alone with my husband since our first was born. I'd give my right arm for one single night off, so Laur's constant child-free jollies really get my dander up! 
Admittedly I'm just insanely jealous as a mum of two who has only had two brief lunches alone with my husband since our first was born. I'd give my right arm for one single night off, so Laur's constant child-free jollies really get my dander up! - Status