Yes and we never did see the gifted Land Rover car for the boys - perhaps she pretended Father Christmas brought it to them.
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I know right. It must be exhausting keeping up this bullshit charade all the time.
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Hunters and Heels #3: white floaty dresses and (empty) baguettes tied up with string, these are a few of the most gram worthy things
Hunters and Heels #3: white floaty dresses and (empty) baguettes tied up with string, these are a few of the most gram worthy things
It made me laugh how she put simple things on that picture of that massive net in the garden. That’s not simple things. That’s something she’s gone and bought specifically for some kind of gram
Picture. Had it been simple things it would have been a den made out of table cloths / blankets and pegs like most mums throw together.
Picture. Had it been simple things it would have been a den made out of table cloths / blankets and pegs like most mums throw together.
I thought Lego and and an IPad, great... then next story - it’s an ad for an app!
Net was bought specifically for the gram - it’s huge! You don’t just buy something as large as that and not use. We make dens out of old blankets. And of course the boys playing with an iPad swiftly turned into an AD! How predictable. Cant stand the way she uses her boys for content - everything is staged and planned for money.
Seamless segue Laur’ 
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The only way Laur could shoe-horn a digital device AD into her 1950s Enid Blyton themed insta was to put both kids behind a giant bleeping chiffon net tent hung from a tree in the garden. Totally fake as it would’ve been too bright to see the bloody screen and we all know those boys only play with wholesome organic wooden toys that have been whittled by artisans in ancient Forests, and painted in traditional neutral colours made by gathering berries and plants 
There are a lot of things that annoy me with this woman. But dear god, can she just talk normally without smiling like the frigging Cheshire Cat.
All I see is TEETH
All I see is TEETH
It’s a practised look to detract from her chinThere are a lot of things that annoy me with this woman. But dear god, can she just talk normally without smiling like the frigging Cheshire Cat.
All I see is TEETH
(Joules photo further up thread)
Yep, and it’s also to let everyone know that everything in her life is GORGEOUS, SUPER LOVELY, FINE, SUPER SUPER LOVELY, SOOOO GORGEOUS, we’re all SO SO SO HAPPY!!!
The lady doth protest too much, me thinks
Could she love herself any more if she tried..... ffs first day of holiday (Which will no doubt turn out to be an AD/PR / GIFTED trip] , he’s driven for hours and she’s got that tripod out ‘ wrapped herself in a towel , full face of make up and getting him to take pics for the gram ..... FFS
He must be soo fed up with all these insta shenanigans, but she’s probably the main breadwinner so he shuts up!
Sally Fazeli is having another baby.........wait a little while whilst Laur gets pregnant- its all for the gram Col come on!! 
Forgot to add, now the babysitters have arrived how long do we think it will be until she shares all the gory details of a ‘much needed’ date night - you know a soft porn picnic or something, which is basically Col makes food and photographs Laur wearing something slipping off the shoulders or bra less in a supposedly random river! It is your holiday woman - no one needs to know anything about it, just enjoy it and keep it to yourself!
Forgot to add, now the babysitters have arrived how long do we think it will be until she shares all the gory details of a ‘much needed’ date night - you know a soft porn picnic or something
, which is basically Col makes food and photographs Laur wearing something slipping off the shoulders or bra less in a supposedly random river! It is your holiday woman - no one needs to know anything about it, just enjoy it and keep it to yourself!
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What happened with their friendship??Sally Fazeli is having another baby.........wait a little while whilst Laur gets pregnant- its all for the gram Col come on!!
Forgot to add, now the babysitters have arrived how long do we think it will be until she shares all the gory details of a ‘much needed’ date night - you know a soft porn picnic or something
I’ve just died laughing... god I hope she reads this I’m actually lollingThe only way Laur could shoe-horn a digital device AD into her 1950s Enid Blyton themed insta was to put both kids behind a giant bleeping chiffon net tent hung from a tree in the garden. Totally fake as it would’ve been too bright to see the bloody screen and we all know those boys only play with wholesome organic wooden toys that have been whittled by artisans in ancient Forests, and painted in traditional neutral colours made by gathering berries and plants
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