Oh God she’s starting to prep the kids bedrooms for Easter
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What a lovely bubble she lives in! I had to tune out again after listening to her heartfelt discussion about period cramps and running, while dressed up and sat in her car like a plum. “Thank you for your support”. FFS. Spare me, Lauren!
Ohhhh ffs ! Pass me a sick bucket
I’m sorry but who arranges their pear like this? 
So pretentious
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Oh wow. That takes pretension and doing everything for appearances to a ridiculous level, doesn't it? Imagine not being able to make your breakfast without thinking about what it looks like and how to make your lifestyle, supposedly, look enviable. I know every one is different but I can't understand why anyone would want to conduct their lives like this pretentious, unreal fishbowl.I’m sorry but who arranges their pear like this?
Ok, this question has bothered me for some time. Do you think that Lauren farts in front of her husband I’m saying no
I just can’t imagine someone who arranges pears like that would fart infront of other people !
I’m saying no I just can’t imagine someone who arranges pears like that would fart infront of other people !
Super special, super delicious, super perfect sticky toffee. super, super perfect.Another saccharine advert of total Easter nonsense - why is everything she does so cloying? She’s like that special toffee that gets stuck in your teeth
Had so much what, love??
• cold, hard cash?
• freebies?
• wine, maybe?
• smugness?
FFS, one job Laur’... one job
Another chance for Laur to do her favourite thing:
Get all dolled up for no reason and get Col to take photos of her at sunset
Get all dolled up for no reason and get Col to take photos of her at sunset
Don't worry Lauren , Boris has planned a lot of alfresco diningView attachment 489073
Had so much what, love??
• cold, hard cash?
• freebies?
• wine, maybe?
• smugness?
FFS, one job Laur’... one job
Just looked at her account. What an absolute dick she is!
*edit. I’ve had to follow her purely for the entertainment factor
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I know ! I follow too for the entertainment ! Those poor kids......they must be the laughing stock of their school ! Those bloody bundles on sticks.........that did it ! All that was missing was Winnie the Pooh !Just looked at her account. What an absolute dick she is!
*edit. I’ve had to follow her purely for the entertainment factor
Supercalafragelisticexplealla.......nauseous!
Probably doez BUT it'll smell of White Company perfumed candles......ohhh don't fart near the candles Lauren !Ok, this question has bothered me for some time. Do you think that Lauren farts in front of her husband
I just can’t imagine someone who arranges pears like that would fart infront of other people !
I meant the English woman or whatever she’s called. I can’t cope with Lauren. She’s too muchI know ! I follow too for the entertainment ! Those poor kids......they must be the laughing stock of their school ! Those bloody bundles on sticks.........that did it ! All that was missing was Winnie the Pooh !
Supercalafragelisticexplealla.......nauseous!
Probably doez BUT it'll smell of White Company perfumed candles......ohhh don't fart near the candles Lauren !
That gets my vote for the next thread title!
I will say last night whilst plunged into complete darkness with a power cut I did wish I had Lauren’s obscene amount of candles, especially when I was cooking chicken with a 3 wick scented candle and my phone torch
Which English Woman.....is there one worse than Lauren ?I meant the English woman or whatever she’s called. I can’t cope with Lauren. She’s too much
Heyyyyy Thanks ! I aim to pleaseThat gets my vote for the next thread title!
anenglishwifeWhich English Woman.....is there one worse than Lauren ?
Heyyyyy Thanks ! I aim to please
With both her new and her old IG handleThat gets my vote for the next thread title!
With a splash of all the other threads linked at the beginning.
Don’t want her hidden past be hidden on here
But our Laur’ has ran it through Canva, used her own special cream background and fontBoth posted today, coincidence or copy cat
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