Home_withthedunsmures #4 wet plaster, black mould, that island on wheels is comedy gold

[teabob]

I take pity on anyone who’s seen that battered pig in blanket!

Thanks for this. The door looks surprisingly ok, the radiator is a riot

 

[PeterPanFan]

There is no way on this earth she painted those doors herself they are so neat compared to the rest of the tit show

They aren't, the bits with the roller look OK but she zoomed in for close up and all I could see was where the paint has ran
Plus she half arsed it as usual, only primed 1 door as she couldn't be bothered to do the rest!

 

[Lapjb13]

Stu always looks so angry

 

[PeterPanFan]

She makes a mess of everything. Banister all chipped already. Hasn't even been bothered to finish painting the inside of the radiator. Hall is a mess but let's stick a couple of fake stems in a vase and post it on the gram as a transformation.

 

[Prem30]

Wall paint for doors

 

[PeterPanFan]

Just the cats she's going to miss then. No sign of her in any of the updates tour videos either. Poor Bella

 

[xbxbx]

Why’s she making it sound like she’s being shipped off to war lmao it’s a couple of hours down the road

 

[misscookiedough]

It's a real shame she doesn't see the point in driving. I just mapped it from hers and it takes an hour. A totally normal commute and she wouldn't have to be away from her husband and pets at all!

 

[Lambo110]

Wall paint for doors

My thoughts exactly

 

[Lottieloubert]

She really hates that dog, gonna miss these no mention of the poor kitchen/garden dog

 

[Whythough]

Why in earth is acting like she's going off to war?! She's made the choice to stay there. If she wanted to stay at home she could would just mean a commute alot of people do daily anyway. Knob

 

[Rainbow2011]

So the bannister is chipped because she couldn't be bothered to strip/prime correctly before painting, so now she is stripping the wall it's taken thr paint too. She's used wall paint on doors which would be fine, had she have primed as per the instructions, but she's smugly told everyone she hasn't done that those handles are revolting. Cheap and ugly, not classy at all like her rose tinted contacts think

They've painted the skirting gloss into the carpets. When we did our house, we trimmed the carpet back with a Stanley knife so we could strip and paint properly before having our not £6K carpets fitted. Also says alot about Johnny of all trades when painting is his actual 'professional'. If he's as thick as these two, he's probably asked for a tin of tartan paint at some point

Today's the day people

 

[Allthatglitters666]

It's sofa daaaaaayyyyyyy

 

[lunatics_thelotofthem]

Oh my the door handles how long till she reads here and they’re changed

Also

I can’t tell you how much her hand movements piss me off

This

 

[Sophie92]

I thought they were the old door handles! As if she’s bought those especially

 

[Chocolatelover333]

Grab your popcorn.. it's sofa day!

 

[Nosyparker86]

She thinks she’s started the trend of black doors yeah you and half of Instagram Hun!

 

[Erling Haaland]

I am new to this thread, been here about a week. She is my new favourite Insta account! She is so influenced by what her life/house looks like online. I’ve been on tattle a while because I hate the dishonesty of influencers and the pressure they put on people to have their lifestyle. I am always fascinated when I see someone that is so easily influenced. And isn’t she influenced!!!

I bought my first house about 15 years ago, before the influence of social media kicked in. It was furnished with hand-me downs and IKEA. I painted the whole place and had to make do with what I could afford. I was really lucky that I could enjoy my house without the worry of creating the ‘Insta aesthetic’. I also was really aware of the ‘ceiling price’ for the road. Fitting a new kitchen or adding an extension were real options but would have cost me more than I would ever have got back when I sold the place. (Am also certain painting doors black isn’t a winner in the resale market).

Since then I have moved and earn a lot more, however I won’t buy into decorating for a social media account. I would like new carpets but wouldn’t consider putting £6k on credit.
I bought some new furniture this year from ebay, all beautiful oak furniture in excellent condition but a bargain. I love buying second hand furniture that is what I want but affordable. I stalk eBay and Facebook market place like a hawk! I even bought bedding I had seen in M&S on EBay, it was brand new and half the price.

She is so desperate for that house to look good on the gram that like many, many, many others before her she will run up debt and never be happy.

we could be the same person apart from I bought my house three years ago

HAPPY SOFA DAY WEE FANNYS

 

[WonderShade18]

That off centre radiator gives me the ick! Can anyone remember she stated that she didn't care if those carpets got ruined as she was changing them, to then go on a rant about Johnny and Stuart not covering the carpets and leaving them in a mess, to now covering them in paint! Why is she so skatty! I actually feel for her husband, she is bound to be a real ballache!

 

[Xanadu81]

I expect she’ll be spending the morning trying to photograph the sofa from an angle where it doesn’t look too big with the horrendous coffee table just so she can save face.