Personally, if I had to rank them all on a scale from least to most dysfunctional/deranged, it would go like this:
9) Mika the cat (the most sane member of this household by far)
8) Matthew (he's just a dude man... just let him have fun on his damn holiday, Holly)
7) the less visibly disturbed/hyperactive of their two dogs (Bali?? idk I can never remember their stupid names)
6) Emily's Vegan Boyfriend (idk, he seemed nice but then again he's into antivaxx Emily so who knows really)
5) the more visibly disturbed/hyperactive of their two dogs
4) Holly actually
3) Esoteric Emily
2) Holly's mom (obsessive-compulsive, controlling, toxic)
1) Holly's dad (same as with mom pretty much, except he seems even more vicious?? idk he just scares me tbh)
I wish tattle had some sort of voting function, that would be fun xD
9) Mika the cat (the most sane member of this household by far)
8) Matthew (he's just a dude man... just let him have fun on his damn holiday, Holly)
7) the less visibly disturbed/hyperactive of their two dogs (Bali?? idk I can never remember their stupid names)
6) Emily's Vegan Boyfriend (idk, he seemed nice but then again he's into antivaxx Emily so who knows really)
5) the more visibly disturbed/hyperactive of their two dogs
4) Holly actually
3) Esoteric Emily
2) Holly's mom (obsessive-compulsive, controlling, toxic)
1) Holly's dad (same as with mom pretty much, except he seems even more vicious?? idk he just scares me tbh)
I wish tattle had some sort of voting function, that would be fun xD