Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #7 Bleus up the duff, no sesh for Chet, his dreams of boozing in Ibiza won’t be met.

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Carebear82

There are times though where hell be sitting with Ocean with baby tv on shaking his head and rolling his eyes- sorry really annoys me even worse when Ocean looks at him and he continues to shake his head.
 
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Bradylo

Eyeofthetiger said:
If she’s 20 weeks today she’s due 23rd December. I’d hate a Christmas birthday. Happy families are gone, ocean back in front of the tv and Rox back to his grandmas
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Absolutely smack on, I was 20 weeks Monday and due the 21st. I've already unfollowed her due to her "perfect pregnancy" stories
 
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Rubywoooo

I’d be more “ah well done Ocean, not even one and you know what to do with a cup! Hey, might get you a 360 cup to try!” But nope, “nuffing in it” from both of them
 
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Lreb88

I feel like if Ocean was really gifted and started writing her name on something the pair of them would be in the background not even noticing, probably weighing out their pic n mix or something. They remind me of the parents in Matilda lol
 
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Parkinson1907

Rubywoooo said:
I’d be more “ah well done Ocean, not even one and you know what to do with a cup! Hey, might get you a 360 cup to try!” But nope, “nuffing in it” from both of them
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Then giving her two mugs to knock together and saying "oh ocean be careful" don't give her two mugs then that could easily break! Are these two completly clueless??
 
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The watcher

It’s ok Ocean you bang 2 mugs together (I don’t mean your mum and dad) it fine Ocean cos there nothing in them what about her hitting her head or mouth with it. These 2 pair of twats need to go to parenting classes
 
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quite ident

Eyeofthetiger said:
If she’s 20 weeks today she’s due 23rd December. I’d hate a Christmas birthday. Happy families are gone, ocean back in front of the tv and Rox back to his grandmas
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I'm due Xmas Day 20 weeks tomorrow. I amn't overly chuffed that my baby could be born on Xmas Day but I tried for over a year for this baby (my 2nd) so i'll take her any day!

My first was born over 2 weeks early, I would just love her her for xmas and not to miss my sons xmas!
 
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Michaella32

Chets hair he’s starting to look like he’s casting for hotel transylvania. Ocean is absolutely beautiful she’s such a little character already from what we see
 
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Eyeofthetiger

My bestie is Boxing Day and she’s fuming about it every year . I was due April fools day which I thought was cute but she came a month early with preeclampsia.
I’m sure their precious boy would have separate massive celebrations though
 
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Dollybird

I dunno about anyone else but as soon as they started calling the baby boy “baby Johnson” I just read it as Boris Johnson . So therefore , the baby is and will always be known to be as Boris . Baby BoJo
 
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BDY_97

“Orshuuun be cuuuuurful” I’m sorry but that accent knocks me sick obviously she’s going to hit the two mugs off each other, she’s a fucking baby and doesn’t know any better. It’s not like she’s going to hear helens screechy voice telling her to be careful and be like oh sorry won’t do it again!
 
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Llamabama

What in gods name is with all that lip licking? It’s all I can focus on now I watch her stories and haven’t a clue what she said because I just stare at her licking lips all the time
 
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The watcher

Her voice is so fucking whiny I can’t stand it we know Helen it your second pregnancy bore off
 
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Nosey_nelly

Why is she banging on about ‘she never stops’ the last few days she hasn’t moved off her phone from what Chet has shown
 
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MrsP90

What the hells she on about, when it’s your first pregnancy you can just sit down and take a nap? Nah love most of us have full time real world adult jobs, not everyone gets to sit at home and sponge of our blokes and eye fuck a phone all day long
 
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Pinkumbrella

What on god’s fuck has she done to her lips... her latest story I CANNOT EVEN.

Okay I just tried that filter on my face and nearly died pissing myself... it might be the filter a bit.. not all but a bit... it also has given me LIFE that I’m not as ugly as I think compared to these absolute BIATCHES using these filters the difference it makes crying
 
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The watcher

Incase no one knew Helen is having a second pregnancy ffs does she have to keep saying it we all frickin know it’s your second pregnancy your seconds baby
 
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Idkwhyimhere

‘It was a shock’

How was the pregnancy a shock when the weeks leading up to it she was banging on about trying for another
 
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The watcher

She just trying to stay relevant as a lot of people who want advertising for baby bits will be going to Dani Dyer now she having her first baby
 
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