Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #7 Bleus up the duff, no sesh for Chet, his dreams of boozing in Ibiza won’t be met.

[Moonbaby09]

100% agree! Im not a mum so don’t have an account on there, but have had a browse every so often and oh my god that site is horrendous.
Obviously mostly middle aged angry Karen’s on there. I hope Tattle stays lighthearted, humorous and TEA oriented

Same! The kate Hayes thread was fab and it took a nose dive now this one is the same, too many comparison stories like we don’t care we want and banter

 

[Llamabama]

What in gods name is with all that lip licking? It’s all I can focus on now I watch her stories and haven’t a clue what she said because I just stare at her licking lips all the time

 

[watermelon sugar]

They all seem a bit bitchy. All the girls are just friends because of the family obviously. I reckon Marnie is a bit flirty with Chet as well though

 

[Lreb88]

Surely trolls would be saying horrible things like I hope Ocean hurts herself on the lights, not expressing concern.
These ‘influencers’ really don’t know what trolls are.

 

[Dollybird]

Urrr murrrr gawd HULUN shoes on the CARRRRPET

 

[Princess_pie139]

Why she posting about pampers and buying 10 packs? I thought she hated pampers

 

[Aimee2-2]

Does she not realise that grey is boring too? Painting a wall grey isn’t going to turn it into something amazing. Wish she’d stop pretending she has an interest in home decor. The house has no personality

 

[yeahyouhun]

I swear ocean is going to have a higher IQ than these two by the time she starts school

 

[Whyohwhy]

The whole its a good job we're getting new blinds is too funny, like she won't get up and do the same with the new blinds if your allowing her to do it now

 

[Sticky One]

How many times does Chet want to tell us they are painting the house and getting new blinds

 

[Brie97]

I know this is Helen’s thread but has anyone seen this?

Not to mention this comment

 

[and nothing happens]

Helen’s going to be well jel cos she knows Chet is never going to propose to her, and Chet will be gutted that’s Marnie officially off the market

 

[EmaEBarry]

I’m sure on Kyle’s story he says “are you going with your nanny” does she just get shipped off somewhere every weekend?

I must be awful then cause my daughters always stay with my mum at the weekend, not every single week but quite often.. one night a Friday then the next week a Saturday. Not because I ask her but because she asks me can she have them and I usually just wash my hair, do my tan and have an early night lol! I’m very grateful for the fact she wants them so much as I know a lot of people get no support from family. So I don’t see anything wrong in a baby staying with her nan. Could be the case here maybe her mum wanted Ocean to give Helen a night on her own as Chet was out

 

[Twertle]

Probably found his keys under his wig, creep

 

[Nosey_nelly]

Personally I think that’s a really bad wig. It literally is just placed on top of her head no bit of it looks real and again I know it’s a wig but when Marnie has wigs on they have the baby hairs to hide the wig line and the hair is A LOT less shiny but helens just looks like fake hair for a doll it looks very cheap

 

[oogaboga]

Fuck me was she wearing that wig backwards

 

[Bostonxx]

She's looking more and more like a boiled egg each day

 

[Libra2222]

Their house decor is so boring and plain. Just like their personalities.

 

[Twertle]

I swear to god if I open one more of her stories and hear “GUUUUUUYSUUH” in that horrendous voice while she slobbers with her awful lips that look like a baboons areshole I am actually going to lose the plot.

If you skip past them all all you can hear is ‘guys’ ‘so guys’ ‘ok guys’ ‘’guuuuuuuuyz’

 

[Titanpitball]

Girls I still can’t get over what a shit gender reveal that was

There was so many people commenting on there about how amazing it was best one they seen they must of been to r

Best missed comment

who is that on

See how long that stays there I was blocked for saying something similar