We desperately need a #gate or something juicy to get us and this thread all back on track. Helen if you are reading could you please….
a) Feed Ocean and Elvis a box EACH of coco pops
b)
Use products for straight hair on Elvis’ curls (actually don’t do this or the arguments will continue)
c) Put some suitcases by the door but don’t say anything (that way we can debate over upcoming family holiday, Chet off to beefa or Chet being re-homed).
d) Tell us about the 3 B’s and clocking off times.
e) Lock the kids in their room with your dressing gown cord again
f) Film something but be sure to capture, in the background, either an inhaler on the kitchen sides or a tent set up in the garden.
g) start telling us about how Peach is no longer a baybeeeeeh and you’re broody.
Please and thank you