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NO THEY DID NOT CALL HER PEACH what a fucking God awful name. Also, maybe it’s just the angle, but she is really not that cute. don’t come for me pls, lol, some babies just aren’t that cute when born and then turn out adorable so she has time.
That flu had the floored. No Hun them shots had Chet floored on new year. Absolute bullshit. Imagine having to lie like this to make out that you are so happy and have a perfect family all with kids whose names have five letters. Ffs is she backward
I just wish influencers would take naming a baby seriously. If you was looking for a lawyer, are you going to choose one called peach or one called something like Olivia or Henry. Because I certainly wouldn’t be going for peach 🫣 they set them up to fail.
They are all just so unrealistic & out of touch with reality. I’m so glad she had an amazing c section, an incredible recovery, breastfeeding is going really well for her, the baby sleeps perfect & she’s eating so well. But come on, it’s really not all that perfect is it Ellun?
Life’s a beach when your name is peach, a normal name was out of reach. Ellun now has 3 belugas, she’s doing her happy screech… thank god she had a c section, because she could have been breech *drops mic*
Oh life would just be perfect for our ellunnnn wouldn’t it? Lol. I’ve quite honestly never met a mother with a breastfeeding baby, who claims the baby sleeps great does those two things even come hand in hand? If your BF baby is sleeping so great it’s either that they’re on formula most of the time (or all the time) or sleepy from not being fed enough or does ellun just have magic breast milk fueled by hellurrrrfresh. Suppose it wouldn’t be a Briggs-Johnson household if they weren’t all sleeping 7-7! #PerfectKidsPerfectBirthPerfectLife
This whole false facade she constantly preaches is actually disturbing. Constant cheating allegations about Chet - who is MIA half the year living off ket and the genital juices of those he meets at festivals, two feral children - one who clearly has a major speech delay that they’re seemingly doing fuck all about, and now a new Italian baby who’s sleeping & feeding perfect at 3 weeks old. #magic
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