I can't even cope with his "yeah we took her to a proper piercing shop! not Claires Accessories cuz I've heard bad stuff about them. So we took her to a proper shop and had them both done at the same time with guns"
Surely before having holes stabbed into your kids you would of researched and found that it's not infact the shop that has a bad name but its because they use a guns!
They have a bad name because they use a gun what can't properly be sterilised
so instead they took her to a piercing shop to have it done the exact same way.