Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #24 Chet got a cold the baby isnt bald Wheres the inhaler will the truth be told

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teddy19

watermelon sugar said:
Helen we get it you’ve named your kid Peach x
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Maybe she thinks the more she mentions it the more people will begin to like it.

It will never work Ellun. Its a shit name and no meaning or the fact it contains ‘eac’ will change my mind hun x
 
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taurus_gal

She absolutely should NOT be driving for at least 6 weeks… but ya know, she’s superwoman & recovered from major surgery in a day
 
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PumpkinxQueen

Doratheexplorer said:
All was going well with Chet and the filter until he moved slightly and his massive schnoz came out
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I feel like we so rarely see him from a side profile, so I’m always really surprised when I see how massive his nose is fkn Postman Pat.

Spring is right around the corner, I hope we’re all treated to spring cleaning regimes and new nachural wood, maybe the living room will get re-painted this year too. Eek! Can’t wait for the Easter photo shoot with perfect angel baybehs,
 
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lavendervase

PumpkinxQueen said:
Spring is right around the corner, I hope we’re all treated to spring cleaning regimes and new nachural wood, maybe the living room will get re-painted this year too. Eek! Can’t wait for the Easter photo shoot with perfect angel baybehs,
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I read this in the tune of the postman Pat theme tune

lavendervase said:
I read this in the tune of the postman Pat theme tune
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Oh wait, was I supposed to?!
 
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PumpkinxQueen

Disclaimer: This took me a solid 30 mins, actually like really proud of it tbh 🥲
(Sing in the Postman Pat theme tune)
Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and their feral little pop-pets,
Early in the morning, just as Chet is snorting, they pick up all the coco pops off’t floor.

Egg & Chet x 2
Egg & Chet and the girl he’s just met,
All 3 kids are whinging, the beige walls are-still-minging,
Egg feels she’s a really milfy gal
Everybodyyyy knows his big long shnoz, Liv got some joggerz for s****** hiiiiis c***
Maybe, you can never be sure, there’ll be a knock, ring, inhalerrrr throuuuugh theiiir dooooor.
 
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fiedwrdsx

Early thread suggestion


Behhbes Elvis Ocean and Peach can’t stop their dad going to Ocean Beach
 
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Niknik50

Bravo
 
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ChloBo_81

Love this! I will never hear the Postman Pat tune in the same way again
 
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Elle Woods

Ironic that ocean and peach both have the letters "c" "e" and "a" because so does cheater
 
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nelly2317

I’m actually PMSL at Chet saying at least one kid looks like him and not the postman’s
 
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Farfromtheusual

Feel like the worst mother in the world, my kids names are 14, 4 and 6 letters long and none of them have the same sequence of letters. Can't have that can we, so off I go to Google how to change your name by deed poll.
 
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chocdip

Farfromtheusual said:
Feel like the worst mother in the world, my kids names are 14, 4 and 6 letters long and none of them have the same sequence of letters. Can't have that can we, so off I go to Google how to change your name by deed poll.
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I'm intrigued on your 14 letter one
 
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ChloBo_81

Farfromtheusual said:
Feel like the worst mother in the world, my kids names are 14, 4 and 6 letters long and none of them have the same sequence of letters. Can't have that can we, so off I go to Google how to change your name by deed poll.
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14 letters? Wow. Must be a double-barrelled name? x
 
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