I think she meant three months after they got married, they split up years ago now although she’s barely been single for five minutes ever since
Helen Anderson #31 Bigger or smaller, always a twit, never more than when wearing her “beerslut” hat
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
OkayI think she meant three months after they got married, they split up years ago now although she’s barely been single for five minutes ever since
crazy I thought omg 3 months is quick to get over something like that 
can’t stand people that need to be in relationships to be happy 
Well, you're in for a wild ride because this is Helens entire MOOkay
It’s the one constant theme of the entire threadsWell, you're in for a wild ride because this is Helens entire MO
Sex toy post for your bingo sheet everyone!
Attachments
It kind of seemed like they argued alllott since there was a fair amount of arguments even kept in vlogs. He didn't really seem to like her tbh just from footage I've seen. I think she said they had problems but she thought they were work throughable. It is kind of a shame he didnt end things before the wedding because it sounded like it added alot of sting to the break up. Difficulty getting divorced, stigma of being divorced and they were together a while. I think Helen skipped between relationships a fair amount before maff though. I've had friends that have also never been single because they need a person around them at all times. It doesn't feel like it's about the person dated but having a placeholder for couple activities.
Strategically films a ‘candid’ conversation about Grace and Andy not being at the studio anymore 
v weird
v weirdI WAS JUST GOING TO COME HERE TO POST THATStrategically films a ‘candid’ conversation about Grace and Andy not being at the studio anymore
What did she do, pause the conversation to set up her vlog camera?? "Hold on this is the perfect moment to address the hate!!" That was such an odd thing to include and a cringey, passive aggressive explanation without actually addressing it or providing context to the partial conversation we were privy to.
Did they get fed up and pull out of the contract?
Hopefully
Apparently Andy is away from home more often than he is there but, despite that, wants to continue to split the rent in order to charge rentals for the back room. But I guess he encouraged her to expand into the larger main room since he wont be there. Essentially she was explaining why she rearranged the office and why they weren't present without directly addressing it.
I would have understood if she was filming that segment anyway and it came up but she literally only included that clip from that situation so she very obviously wanted to bring it up.
She’s probably butt hurt about it
Like why couldn’t have she just said it in the clip where she was rearranging the studio? It would only make sense to give a little explanation why she’s making all these changes in Grace and Andy’s space.
I actually watched the entire video for once (and remembered exactly why I don’t watch her anymore). I have observations.
Appalled and amused in equal measure by her weight lifting skills - just looking at her form gave me back ache but the lifting belt was hilarious.
The whole conversation ‘with Josie’ about what was going on with the office was weird, not least because we couldn’t see who she was talking to. She could have been having that conversation with herself for all anyone knows, and just pretending Josie was there. She’s actually deranged enough to do that. Can’t imagine why Andy and Grace got roped into the office renting thing in the first place.
The endless, pointless spending is just sad - buying perfume she doesn’t like the smell of (why didn’t she test it in store?) and foundation from a brand that she’s not sure is cruelty free (not that I think she really cares about that). As if she doesn’t already have foundations she could leave at the ‘stoodio’. And then yet more clutter/tat for the house (plant pots). She just spends her whole life thinking of stuff to buy.
The thing about not being able to change the bedding on her own is ridiculous- it’s really, really not that difficult. Why does she make such a big deal of it? Apparently, everyone would agree it’s a terrible job. No, Helga, most people just change the duvet cover and get on with their day.
Still going on about giving herself permission to rest and not feeling guilty for not being productive. I find it hilarious when she goes on about everyone in her life telling her to relax and rest as she’s always on the go. I’m sure they all think she’s a lazy witch and her life is one long rest, same as the rest of us. I can’t imagine all her mates are suggesting she takes it easy.
Hair looked shocking before the hairdresser and not much better after, condition wise.
Moaning about the slow ‘unenthusiastic’ service in the pizza place shows how priveleged and out of touch with reality she is. Never crossed her mind that most hospitality is really understaffed and therefore anyone working will be rushed off their feet. Probably never looked up and actually observed what was going on around her.
Finally, she seems to have infiltrated a whole new ‘girl group’ from the gym. There was a lot of gym friend socialising going on. We don’t get a lot of mention of her old friends any more (Ben seems to have completely disappeared). Good luck to the gym lot, we’ll see how long they take to get tired of being hyper organised and filmed by Helen every time they socialise.
Appalled and amused in equal measure by her weight lifting skills - just looking at her form gave me back ache but the lifting belt was hilarious.
The whole conversation ‘with Josie’ about what was going on with the office was weird, not least because we couldn’t see who she was talking to. She could have been having that conversation with herself for all anyone knows, and just pretending Josie was there. She’s actually deranged enough to do that. Can’t imagine why Andy and Grace got roped into the office renting thing in the first place.
The endless, pointless spending is just sad - buying perfume she doesn’t like the smell of (why didn’t she test it in store?) and foundation from a brand that she’s not sure is cruelty free (not that I think she really cares about that). As if she doesn’t already have foundations she could leave at the ‘stoodio’. And then yet more clutter/tat for the house (plant pots). She just spends her whole life thinking of stuff to buy.
The thing about not being able to change the bedding on her own is ridiculous- it’s really, really not that difficult. Why does she make such a big deal of it? Apparently, everyone would agree it’s a terrible job. No, Helga, most people just change the duvet cover and get on with their day.
Still going on about giving herself permission to rest and not feeling guilty for not being productive. I find it hilarious when she goes on about everyone in her life telling her to relax and rest as she’s always on the go. I’m sure they all think she’s a lazy witch and her life is one long rest, same as the rest of us. I can’t imagine all her mates are suggesting she takes it easy.
Hair looked shocking before the hairdresser and not much better after, condition wise.
Moaning about the slow ‘unenthusiastic’ service in the pizza place shows how priveleged and out of touch with reality she is. Never crossed her mind that most hospitality is really understaffed and therefore anyone working will be rushed off their feet. Probably never looked up and actually observed what was going on around her.
Finally, she seems to have infiltrated a whole new ‘girl group’ from the gym. There was a lot of gym friend socialising going on. We don’t get a lot of mention of her old friends any more (Ben seems to have completely disappeared). Good luck to the gym lot, we’ll see how long they take to get tired of being hyper organised and filmed by Helen every time they socialise.
Okay just saw the first minute before noping out of there. Lol at the belt. All the gear and no idea. My boyfriend only just started using one again and he used to be an amateur bodybuilder.
Helen at the gym is my hell haha
Helen at the gym is my hell haha
I saw her Story where she called out the service of the pizza place on Instagram and tagged them - why not speak to them about it rather than dragging them on her Stories? Lots of places are stretched, the hospitality and services sector being one of these heavily affected now people are back into eating out, so what a bratty thing to do.
Oh man I don't ig and I missed this. What did she say??
Ah, I should have screen grabbed it - basically along the lines of what she’d said in her video, a pass-agg dig at the place, but she tagged them in it so people would be able to see exactly who she was on about. Just very petty.
That's so fucked to tag them, wtf. What a power trip.
Who does she think she is? Although her views are so woeful not many people will see her whinging anyway. If she’d ever had a proper job she might think on a bit before digging out a local business on her social media. Her brief stint at Mr Shoes didn’t have enough impact on her to leave her with even a basic understanding of the world of work. She wouldn’t like it if someone made an insta story moaning about Sweet Honey Doo, would she?
I forgot to mention the bit in her vlog where she says the person who served her in Boots recognised her and asked her if she used to do YouTube
. She said she still does and the woman replied that she never sees her videos. Helen blames the algorithm for this .