Helen Anderson #31 Bigger or smaller, always a twit, never more than when wearing her “beerslut” hat

[sk8666]

Looks like her transformation into her current boyfriend is coming along swimmingly 🫠

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

 

[originalusername2021]

Wow what in the cluttered smoke stained room is this? She’s made it look tiny.

 

[squirrelchick]

“I still read Tattle”

 

[Tyla73]

Thanks to @Emmapism and @Alien1956 for coming up with the two parts of this title, with special mention to @Lalalalaaaaaa85 for the suggestion of combining the two for the next title. Words slightly amended to make it fit.

Here it is people, the brand new Helga thread. Her threads are moving much more slowly nowadays than in the height of her problematic lockdown heyday - it’s taken us nearly six months to get to a new thread. This is because Helen doesn’t really do anything we haven’t see a million times before so there’s a lot less for us to say .

I watched about half of her latest vlog and was highly amused by how totally predictable and incapable of changing her actions she is. Still constantly eating rubbish, 4 chocolate advent calendars, shopping all the time, bad gym form, slow cooker chilli, half arsed content, and so on. She’s clearly in the process of moving the boyfriend in and he’s becoming more and more present in every video despite her claims he wouldn’t be involved in her channel. She’s doing all the annoying shit she does in every relationship - saying ‘we’ every sentence, talking in a baby voice, giving him significant space for his hobby/‘work’ in her home. She never learns.

 

[Frigg]

lol she hasn’t finished a book or done any volunteering this year, although we know she has the time.

Leaving "got your heartbroken" blank a bit too early, it's not quite Christmas yet

 

[deebiedo]

her bf talks like he’s got a hot chip or sausage in his mouth, you know when you toss it around?!

 

[Emmapism]

God just saw some of the Tiktoks. Four advent calendars? FOUR?

Reminds me of that scene from Peep show. Four peshwari naan Jeremy?

Always a giggle to watch Helen 'kickboxing' terribly. Oh things never change with her do they.

 

[squirrelchick]

fixed the caption

 

[HippieGirlx]

Glad to see there are some people calling her out instead of being like ‘Go Helen! You look fab girl’

 

[kittykat92]

I watched her latest few videos and I can't help but wonder if her "ladette" persona is what's stopping blokes from really settling down with her. Not saying women have to be all fae and dainty and never voice an opinion, but Helen is just gross, like 17 year old boy gross. All the farting and belching and talking about poo and pubes and all the beer guzzling pub-rat chat and the "Orite lads" swagger.. It comes across really blokey and grim. I'm sure there must be some fellas out there who like women like that, but I'm relatively certain a lot of guys don't really fancy wifing up someone who reminds them of their mates. She's like the chick men have fun with for a couple of years, but don't really want to take home to their parents.

 

[screamqueen]

Ugh why do they invite people like Helen for free!?

It’s people like her that have me *so* over the influencer culture. They influence nothing. Always complain about how ‘hard’ they work when in reality they have the easiest fucking job in the world.

They wouldn’t last a day in the real working world, and Helen has proved this on multiple occasions, she’s a proper grifter.

 

[Juststopit]

I swear I'm not a prude but Jesus fucking christ this woman needs to put on some fucking clothes. We get it Helen, you lost weight. I cant open instragram in public anymore because there's a 50 50 chance it will just be Helens flaps
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And the worst part is how smug she'll be reading this (and you know shes reading it), and knowing its irrating. You're so cool Helen.

 

[BeansOnBeans]

Okay crazy I thought omg 3 months is quick to get over something like that can’t stand people that need to be in relationships to be happy

Well, you're in for a wild ride because this is Helens entire MO

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

Influencers aren’t the product they’re the mannequin. They display and show many products to demonstrate how it looks but then they take it off and the next product is worn/displayed to show to the consumer. She is not the product


Honestly I’d be so grateful to mope around a two storey house with two fancy expensive dogs, a car, all the free time in the world, and disposable income

 

[lols84]

The sly mention of coming off her birth control 2 minutes into a new relationship is the biggest red flag

 

[squirrelchick]

I really hate those Jeffrey Dahmer glasses

 

[HippieGirlx]

Every time I see her wearing those stupid sunglasses, it makes me think of Roz

 

[ekl2000]

I think she read here and saw we called him katy brand and decided to not show him as much

 

[squirrelchick]

I don’t know about phobias but she’s got many fears.
Being alone.
Being authentic.
People not thinking she’s oh so funny and cool.
People knowing she wears anything bigger than a size 12.
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Psycadelic

Ok i typed this to see if my phone would offer me the real spelling. Which is psychedelic. It does offer me that on the spell check. Why does she never use spell check?