We shot a music video
My band Sunny Bones made a music video this weekend. This is what we got up to.
I start this recap with sad news- KettleVision doesn’t make an appearance in today’s Vlog. Instead we begin with Helen walking to the van. And asking an already half in the van Will if he’s getting in the van
Next Helen gets confused by keys “keys are clumpy” observes Will as she tries to find the correct key to start the engine.
Next shot introduces our 2nd favourite after Fiwl, Ben and he’s brought a friend with him… Kermit the frog. (Neither Will, Ben or Kermit look happy at the prospect of being stuck in a van with Helen)
And they’re off… Well actually not quite as Helen
forgets to take the handbrake off and then fails to put it in the correct gear (the reality that they’re now stuck with Helen for the next god knows how long has just hit Will & Ben)
And they’re off.. No really this time to *drumroll* McDonald’s drive thru for a breakfast, trouble begins to brew when Ben asks if he can chuck his tea
“Don’t you not want it?” “Just hold it don’t chuck it away” Helen shouts
“It’s not even nice do you want it?” Asks Ben
“No”
“Well shut up” (the Tattle Trolls salute you Ben)
*Cue more shots of Ben driving and Helen annoying them boring boring boring*
Next we’re in a carpark with Helen falling out the door and possibly smacking another vehicle with the door ( I bet whoever they lent the van off will be overjoyed when they watch this back)
Helen who doesn’t like cider then goes into a shop and buys scrumpy cider, I apologise for the screenshot it was either this or a fiesta with the numberplate on full display
Next up they’re watching the lightning from inside the van Ben is quietly questioning some life choices as Helen waffles on
We might not have gotten KettleVision but good news gang!! We get treated to an arse shot as she attempts to put up the bell tent in a campsite near Bath
Cut to the next day where Helen regales us with tales from the night before highlights include them going to the pub for burger, chips and a pint (vegan/veggie lifestyle is officially dead then?)
And Ben waking her up and telling her to shut up because she was snoring even though she doesn’t snore
Next they’re back on the road again and Helen has got them stuck in a road and is pinballing between the ditches crashing the van into the hedgerow
We’re in Bath now and Helen is telling the tale of how she’s been beeped at by a man because by the way she describes she cut him up this of course is the man’s fault not Helen’s.
She then films a random girl taking a photo of a sign ( I hope she asked her permission to put her in the vlog considering she zooms in on her and shows her face)
Cut to lunch and Helen is snarling at Ben’s olives (not a euphemism) and trying and failing to do a Scottish accent by repeating “disgusting” à la the Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd viral YouTube video
Ben then offers her an Olive which she stuffs in her mouth and complains how awful they are, before proclaiming Will has Sushi for his lunch
“ I don’t like Sushi” says Ben offering Will an olive
“ I fucking love Sushi” hints Helen
Will blanks her keeping his head down and finishes his lunch
Next Helen is in a river- that’s a newly tattooed Elton John being fully submerged in dirty water (Sophie will be delighted when she watches this)
And finally Ben and Will haveescaped gone home
and we’re treated to cinematic shots like this
Cut to the next day and Helen is complaining about unpacking the van
The video ends with her saying the music video will be out at the end of the month and it’s her favourite song so far (will it be another ode to Maff? Time will tell)
Personal message to Helen: Please give Josie her Tattle account back We need @Lunamoon22 recaps back I promise I won’t take the piss out of your new song I’ll have it on repeat on Spotify and everything if you’ll just let her return.
My band Sunny Bones made a music video this weekend. This is what we got up to.
I start this recap with sad news- KettleVision doesn’t make an appearance in today’s Vlog. Instead we begin with Helen walking to the van. And asking an already half in the van Will if he’s getting in the van
Next Helen gets confused by keys “keys are clumpy” observes Will as she tries to find the correct key to start the engine.
Next shot introduces our 2nd favourite after Fiwl, Ben and he’s brought a friend with him… Kermit the frog. (Neither Will, Ben or Kermit look happy at the prospect of being stuck in a van with Helen)
And they’re off… Well actually not quite as Helen
forgets to take the handbrake off and then fails to put it in the correct gear (the reality that they’re now stuck with Helen for the next god knows how long has just hit Will & Ben)
And they’re off.. No really this time to *drumroll* McDonald’s drive thru for a breakfast, trouble begins to brew when Ben asks if he can chuck his tea
“Don’t you not want it?” “Just hold it don’t chuck it away” Helen shouts
“It’s not even nice do you want it?” Asks Ben
“No”
“Well shut up” (the Tattle Trolls salute you Ben)
*Cue more shots of Ben driving and Helen annoying them boring boring boring*
Next we’re in a carpark with Helen falling out the door and possibly smacking another vehicle with the door ( I bet whoever they lent the van off will be overjoyed when they watch this back)
Helen who doesn’t like cider then goes into a shop and buys scrumpy cider, I apologise for the screenshot it was either this or a fiesta with the numberplate on full display
Next up they’re watching the lightning from inside the van Ben is quietly questioning some life choices as Helen waffles on
We might not have gotten KettleVision but good news gang!! We get treated to an arse shot as she attempts to put up the bell tent in a campsite near Bath
Cut to the next day where Helen regales us with tales from the night before highlights include them going to the pub for burger, chips and a pint (vegan/veggie lifestyle is officially dead then?)
And Ben waking her up and telling her to shut up because she was snoring even though she doesn’t snore
Next they’re back on the road again and Helen has got them stuck in a road and is pinballing between the ditches crashing the van into the hedgerow
We’re in Bath now and Helen is telling the tale of how she’s been beeped at by a man because by the way she describes she cut him up this of course is the man’s fault not Helen’s.
She then films a random girl taking a photo of a sign ( I hope she asked her permission to put her in the vlog considering she zooms in on her and shows her face)
Cut to lunch and Helen is snarling at Ben’s olives (not a euphemism) and trying and failing to do a Scottish accent by repeating “disgusting” à la the Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd viral YouTube video
Ben then offers her an Olive which she stuffs in her mouth and complains how awful they are, before proclaiming Will has Sushi for his lunch
“ I don’t like Sushi” says Ben offering Will an olive
“ I fucking love Sushi” hints Helen
Will blanks her keeping his head down and finishes his lunch
Next Helen is in a river- that’s a newly tattooed Elton John being fully submerged in dirty water (Sophie will be delighted when she watches this)
And finally Ben and Will have
and we’re treated to cinematic shots like this
Cut to the next day and Helen is complaining about unpacking the van
The video ends with her saying the music video will be out at the end of the month and it’s her favourite song so far (will it be another ode to Maff? Time will tell)
Personal message to Helen: Please give Josie her Tattle account back We need @Lunamoon22 recaps back I promise I won’t take the piss out of your new song I’ll have it on repeat on Spotify and everything if you’ll just let her return.
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