Helen Anderson #2 always needs a MANderson, Eat and drinks as much as she CANderson

[Blerghhhhhh]

The flares she wears are hideous and not flattering at all, especially with the tops she wears with them. I have a pair of high waisted denim flares that look great with a blouse and platform sandals. The ones she wears just make her thighs look huge and they look practically costumey.

Costumey sums it up!!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

“I’m really excited for this look book, I think it might be the best one yet”

Touches so many things in the garden centre but doesn’t buy them... look with your eyes, Helen, not with your hands.

Wanted a sun lounger but the one she wanted was too expensive (yet spent £100 on a kitchen bin a few months ago... ok girl)

Shows the disgustingness of her car “look at all the crumbies! I’m disgustiiiiiing!” Cue a close upward shot of her bum as she hoovers up the filth.

“Time for a bit of self care” *waxes moustache with veet* and possibly the boyfriends eyebrow too? I dunno she was slurring her words again.

Holy fuck Helen’s boyfriend slurs his words just like her both sound thick as shit. She’s just laying and keeps pinching on her thigh fat

Have seen a few of those spenny totally worth it rubbish bins doing the insta rounds. Sophie milner and steph toms have them. Assuming they were freebies kindly gifted. No way would these women be paying £100 out of pocket for a bin.

Another day and another shopping trip. It’s like she wants to catch / spread COVID.

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Those with a higher bmi are more likely to have a more serious case of it too, extra weight is more dangerous than age. Time to start hand washing and to wear a mask perhaps. If the worst should happen i assume maff would be the sole beneficiary of her assets and estate.

Was just thinking about how she was filming (or rather Grace was filming) her fanny being lasered every couple of months and was gonna turn it into a documentary at the end of the year. She won't have been able to get them lasered so they will be semi-lasered lmao! I wonder how they are faring?

What? Why? Is it a niche onlyfans video?

 

[Lunamoon22]

Also while I’m here, I find her theatrical lookbooks so cringe. Babe, you’re not an actress and your expressions make you look like you need the toilet

Her acting is so bad it’s hilarious, she honestly thinks she’s the shit when she acts Anyone remember this gem???



“that man’s a prick” / “I told him to fuck off hehe”

I can’t believe she paid people to be a part of that skit. So cringeworthy

 

[Lunamoon22]

.

Instead of saying 'oh could you make your Insta private so I don't get shit' why not just ADMIT you fucked up and were being a dick.

Selfish CUNT

No sign of any apology or accountability, but we’re getting a look book filmed by Grace - because there was no way Helen could have done these things by herself. Cue the shakey camera work and motion sickness!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

#prayforphil

Not sure her view is much better tho... maybe that's why they are both drinking so much

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

What about a life swap (virtual) with her polar opposite. I like to see her swap with niomi smart or emily canhum for a week. Make for more interesting viewing than what they're all putting out a.t.m.

 

[BooksNCats]

I really hope that her employers at whatever college she works at don’t see her shit-ignorant comments on cancel culture. I teach, we are generally an educated bunch.

 

[party_favor]

I wonder if she'll spend every waking hour with Grace and Andy again after all this? Doing her histrionic one woman show for them. I must say, it's been amazing not listening to Grace's monotonous, depressing drone. I tried a few of her vlogs and they were utterly unwatchable, she's the biggest downer I've ever watched on YouTube. Somewhere, roughly halfway between dull, depressing Grace and manic, moronic Helen, there's a normal personality.

Of course she will until they get bored/sick of her but if the money is coming through for them I'm sure they'll tolerate her.

Have only watched one of Grace's vlogs and noticed how down she is about her weight. She seems to have piled quite a bit of weight on since moving to Norwich. Funny that whoever hangs out with Helen long enough starts piling on the pounds, wonder if Grace will put two and two together.

 

[BadassQueenMelon]

I don’t think it’s right to be sharing his personal Facebook guys.
As much as we might not think he’s a great dude, he is not the one who has a job in social media and he’s not the one who’s putting his life up on YouTube/Instagram

Fair point. Went to edit it but it won't let me! I will contact admin to ask for it to be removed. Apologies.

Fair one, I've reported my own post.

Me too.

 

[ekl2000]

She goes full sesh troll haha it’s daylight!!

 

[Lunamoon22]

Also are we supposed to believe that she hand sanitizers frequently when she has admitted to skipping washing her hands after using the toilet on the daily? Dirty cow.

and we all have seen those fingers slide up her nose every 2 minutes!

 

[Lollipopsdrops]

Poor Phil is the runt of the litter

He was seriously ill as a child so he's not done too badly.

 

[Lunamoon22]

Isn't it sad it's the same pattern over and over and she can't see it. Glad to see Helen has no issue with violating current government rules because she's lonely. The pandemic isn't over because you're bored Hun.

Pisses me off so much because I know people who are shielding, they haven’t seen friends/family for months. seeing shit like this from Helen is just so selfish and irresponsible. But then just goes to show what kind of person she is as well as the company she keeps. They don’t care about anyone else but themselves. Rock on.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Already saying “our loft” how long until she gifts Phil with a ‘death do us part necklace’ I wonder

Helen and the racist sombrero makes its appearance again. (It’s cultural appropriation dahhhhhling.)

Bootcamp she says they’re exercising in a group of 10 - but the guidelines for covid group exercise is being a group of up to 5 people.

Also she completely slobbers kisses on another persons dog... just for that person to stroke it... covid 19 anyone?


She didn’t think sorting out a van hire would be that difficult.... in a pandemic...has she forgotten covid is still a thing?

She really can’t stop mining for that nose gold can she

Shows off her mask to Josie... you realise you’re not supposed to man handle the thing with your crusty unclean booger fingers... kinda defeats the object if you’ve already contaminated the damn thing...

£840 spent on ikea garage shelving - not including all the other crap she bought for the kitchen an what not. Teaches people how to check items are in store on their website. Jesus.

According to Helen, an Ikea trip is a REAL test for a couple () and they’re stressed before they’ve even got through the door.

Annnnnd yes 100% confirmed, she did not wear a mask to ikea... even though it was the day after she filmed how much she loved her mask in the June faves. Absolute idiot.

She still can’t keep those pesky little fingers from going up the snout.

Complains about feeling stressed while scanning things because she ASSUMES people in queues will be huffy and impatient, (despite not actually experiencing anyone doing this to her) she says “fuck ‘em they can fucking wait”...... who are you talking about? You just said it was fine and nothing happened? Is this describing how YOU are in queues, Helen?

“And then... I was ‘Ungray” but Phil wouldn’t let her stop to get some lunch, he says no because it was only 3pm and you can wait till you get home - it’s only 2 hours.... “fucking 2 hours” ...........wait... wut... why are you letting this cretin decide when you can eat? Despite saying you only had breakfast that day? Wow. Controlllllllllling.

More fingers up the schnoz

She admits the ikea haul video wasn’t going to be that exciting...

More finger to nose nuzzling.

Blames her “storm head” (humid weather) for making her drowsy and a bit woahhhh (could also be the booze and other substances, love)

Green flickering seizures at the end of

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she needs a netti pot or some sort of nasal wash if her nose is so crusty. Bluefhgh.

 

[shaftesbury]

Just leaving this here

Sexy lmao

 

[Bearlouise]

“Size 14” lol

Her legs are the like same size as my waist, there’s no way in hell shes a size 14.

 

[Jesuschristo]

hahah! Wtf is that about?! Calm down love or elaborate

I think it’s probably to do with the whole Jenna Marbles quitting YouTube thing.
Shane Dawson has also put up an apology video.
Youtubers being held to account for previous offensive content... probably worries someone’s gonna come for her

 

[microwavequeen]

Haha! Thanks! I’ve probably missed a whole bunch of other stuff she’s done, so feel free to add to the list

I lOvE My gARdeN

 

[microwavequeen]

I'm gonna put a comment on that video to point out the fact she didn't show even half the people! I bet it gets deleted!

Make sure you print screen!

 

[Rainonme.x]

So I was reading on a Katie Snooks interview at Gleam, other influencers answered some questions on the covid 19 situation

https://www.diarydirectory.com/news...the-changes-theyve-seen-since-lock-down/30857

Have a read what everyone else said then read the very very very teeny tiny input from bare-minimum-Helen.

I actually can’t believe that’s how little she wrote! How pointless..