Please do!
Another thought is maybe the TokTik is just to feed [“us”] Trolls because she’s actually bored to tears in the hotel?
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Another thought is maybe the TokTik is just to feed [“us”] Trolls because she’s actually bored to tears in the hotel?
Look who Helen follows on TikTok, and one of the women’s videos is a cockney one... I genuinely think she put effort into doing the cockney accent to get a rise out of tattle 
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Video Summary- NEW THINGS- Asos & Amazon and more!
Description: Here’s some new things that I have accumulated recently!
As always, we have a secondary video title and our favourite kettle
'Good morning, good day, good evening'
'I'm in my erm, this sort of erm, it's not a dressing gown, it's not sold as a dressing gown it's sold as like err I'm not entirely sure'. Excellent, off to a good start.
Helen says she hasn't done a lot of shopping over the last year and hasn't bought herself much. My eyes glaze over as I remember the two new vacuum cleaners, the air fryer, the ipad, the handbags, the newly decorated bedroom..... she's saying she doesn't feel the desire to buy things. Yet here we are with a haul!
'The first thing is this from H&M'
She might make a few adjustments to it... it's come undone. Yes that's her stomach, no she isn't dressed properly. She has visions of wearing it over jeans with loads of jewels (???) 'Just kewl'. So far she's only worn it round the house like a dressing gown.
It's cool and glamorous and fits in with the bedroom
The next thing is her bag
She acknowledges her Matt and Nat bag that we mentioned here. It ticked all the boxes but it was bulky and uncomfortable to carry. She also had a problem with her shoulder.
She was thinking about tote bags but they're just empty space and satchels have too many buckles.
She says she was looking at designer bags but wasn't sure if she wanted to spend that much money (don't tell her Prada, LV or Gucci!).
So, with her shoulder problem in mind she bought a sensible backpack!
ONLY KIDDING, it's another over the shoulder black bag
It's from John Lewis, it's a black bag. Helen likes it.
She's excited for this next one....
'Fluffy Ugg sliders, errrrrmygaad'
Apparently Phil thinks they're disgusting
'I'm a huge fan of the Ugg slipper', she shows us her slippers just in case we don't believe her
'They're worn in but they're still so great'
Apparently the new ones are like a summery house slipper shoe sandal. She says she wouldn't wear tham out but maybe accidentally to Tesco to buy milk and Chicago town pizza and Ben and Jerrys. Weirdly specific for an accident but OK, sure. Phil actually likes them and Helen wonders why men always underestimate us. Asking the big questions today....
Helen is ecstatic with her purchase but I'm not so enthralled, NEXT.
'Next purchase. Amazon.'
She sings 'I bought a lap tray, I bought a lap tray'
(Is this what they're called? Genuine question, I've never heard someone call this a 'lap tray'.)
She shows us this gem again 'look how happy I am!'. That posture...
Apparently she bought this BECAUSE she had bad posture when working in bed and on the sofa. Are we meant to have forgotten that she literally has an office with a desk and a chair?!
It has a cup holder, a tablet holder and a snack drawer
She demonstrates using it. Apparently it looked nicer on the picture but she doesn't care. Helen laughs about Hannah Witton starting to work in an office and how she's regressing from using an office to working in bed.
'I got, from Amazon, some condiment bottles'
Helen sees herself as being a condiment queen 'a very saucey lady' but sometimes she wants a squeezy bottle because she just wants a bit of sauce.
She mentions her Leon sauces. She's going to get her label maker, make some labels and decant some sauce which will save space in her 'SAUCE CADDY!' she shrieks that part, not sure why.
'That's some stuff, then just some cloving bits'
First up, an inoffensive white dress from Monki
Someone in Lush told her she was the most stylish person they'd seen all day.
Off to a promising start with the clothes
'UGGGGHH THESE AREN'T DRY' she sniffs the next garment
Helen leaves Phil a voice note telling him that the clothes they left on the line for a few days in the rain aren't dry. 'It's just not dry and it's all musty. I'm gonna have to wash it all. It's not good'.
Anyway, it's some PJs from H&M
She got some band t shirts, because if there's one thing Helen needs it's more band t shirts!
Sorry, I'm whizzing through this final stretch. She got a top and some jeans from Asda
She then says she's got smock dresses on her mind and they're all she wants to wear. Good job she didn't just buy more jeans then- oh wait.
(OK I actually think this one looks really nice, the colour goes so well with her complexion and hair)
More dresses..... (Sorry I'm bored with all the sack dresses)
Helen tells us that dresses are really nice to skate in 'obviously with your safety gear on'. Oh how I laughed.
Apparently she's going out to get tit faced on cocktails with her friend who also has the black and orange dress. She keeps describing material as being 'bumpy and waffley' and saying she doesn't know what it is, but doesn't think to just read the label.
'It looks like I spent loads on Asos' she says as she pulls out the next item. Fans of the white boots will LOVE THIS.....
'Patent brown boots'
Her and Dani noticed the top is quite narrow and wonder if people don't have legs any more. She asks where peoples ankles have gone.
Helen confirms that these do zip up but she's going to have to wear them a lot and do lots of squats (???).
The last thing she got 'mainly for the LOLs' are what she describes as Del Boy glasses.
Anyway, she's got a nail appointment, she's got work to do, a therapy session, she should get dressed and make some sauce labels. No rest for the wicked ey?
'YEEEAH that's the plan for today. Au revoir mon amis'.
That's the end.
Description: Here’s some new things that I have accumulated recently!
As always, we have a secondary video title and our favourite kettle
'Good morning, good day, good evening'
'I'm in my erm, this sort of erm, it's not a dressing gown, it's not sold as a dressing gown it's sold as like err I'm not entirely sure'. Excellent, off to a good start.
Helen says she hasn't done a lot of shopping over the last year and hasn't bought herself much. My eyes glaze over as I remember the two new vacuum cleaners, the air fryer, the ipad, the handbags, the newly decorated bedroom..... she's saying she doesn't feel the desire to buy things. Yet here we are with a haul!
'The first thing is this from H&M'
She might make a few adjustments to it... it's come undone. Yes that's her stomach, no she isn't dressed properly. She has visions of wearing it over jeans with loads of jewels (???) 'Just kewl'. So far she's only worn it round the house like a dressing gown.
It's cool and glamorous and fits in with the bedroom
The next thing is her bag
She acknowledges her Matt and Nat bag that we mentioned here. It ticked all the boxes but it was bulky and uncomfortable to carry. She also had a problem with her shoulder.
She was thinking about tote bags but they're just empty space and satchels have too many buckles.
She says she was looking at designer bags but wasn't sure if she wanted to spend that much money (don't tell her Prada, LV or Gucci!).
So, with her shoulder problem in mind she bought a sensible backpack!
ONLY KIDDING, it's another over the shoulder black bag
It's from John Lewis, it's a black bag. Helen likes it.
She's excited for this next one....
'Fluffy Ugg sliders, errrrrmygaad'
Apparently Phil thinks they're disgusting
'I'm a huge fan of the Ugg slipper', she shows us her slippers just in case we don't believe her
'They're worn in but they're still so great'
Apparently the new ones are like a summery house slipper shoe sandal. She says she wouldn't wear tham out but maybe accidentally to Tesco to buy milk and Chicago town pizza and Ben and Jerrys. Weirdly specific for an accident but OK, sure. Phil actually likes them and Helen wonders why men always underestimate us. Asking the big questions today....
Helen is ecstatic with her purchase but I'm not so enthralled, NEXT.
'Next purchase. Amazon.'
She sings 'I bought a lap tray, I bought a lap tray'
(Is this what they're called? Genuine question, I've never heard someone call this a 'lap tray'.)
She shows us this gem again 'look how happy I am!'. That posture...
Apparently she bought this BECAUSE she had bad posture when working in bed and on the sofa. Are we meant to have forgotten that she literally has an office with a desk and a chair?!
It has a cup holder, a tablet holder and a snack drawer
She demonstrates using it. Apparently it looked nicer on the picture but she doesn't care. Helen laughs about Hannah Witton starting to work in an office and how she's regressing from using an office to working in bed.
'I got, from Amazon, some condiment bottles'
Helen sees herself as being a condiment queen 'a very saucey lady' but sometimes she wants a squeezy bottle because she just wants a bit of sauce.
She mentions her Leon sauces. She's going to get her label maker, make some labels and decant some sauce which will save space in her 'SAUCE CADDY!' she shrieks that part, not sure why.
'That's some stuff, then just some cloving bits'
First up, an inoffensive white dress from Monki
Someone in Lush told her she was the most stylish person they'd seen all day.
Off to a promising start with the clothes
'UGGGGHH THESE AREN'T DRY' she sniffs the next garment
Helen leaves Phil a voice note telling him that the clothes they left on the line for a few days in the rain aren't dry. 'It's just not dry and it's all musty. I'm gonna have to wash it all. It's not good'.
Anyway, it's some PJs from H&M
She got some band t shirts, because if there's one thing Helen needs it's more band t shirts!
Sorry, I'm whizzing through this final stretch. She got a top and some jeans from Asda
She then says she's got smock dresses on her mind and they're all she wants to wear. Good job she didn't just buy more jeans then- oh wait.
(OK I actually think this one looks really nice, the colour goes so well with her complexion and hair)
More dresses..... (Sorry I'm bored with all the sack dresses)
Helen tells us that dresses are really nice to skate in 'obviously with your safety gear on'. Oh how I laughed.
Apparently she's going out to get tit faced on cocktails with her friend who also has the black and orange dress. She keeps describing material as being 'bumpy and waffley' and saying she doesn't know what it is, but doesn't think to just read the label.
'It looks like I spent loads on Asos' she says as she pulls out the next item. Fans of the white boots will LOVE THIS.....
'Patent brown boots'
Her and Dani noticed the top is quite narrow and wonder if people don't have legs any more. She asks where peoples ankles have gone.
Helen confirms that these do zip up but she's going to have to wear them a lot and do lots of squats (???).
The last thing she got 'mainly for the LOLs' are what she describes as Del Boy glasses.
Anyway, she's got a nail appointment, she's got work to do, a therapy session, she should get dressed and make some sauce labels. No rest for the wicked ey?
'YEEEAH that's the plan for today. Au revoir mon amis'.
That's the end.
Still buying new unnecessary stuff to add to the piles of unnecessary stuff she already owns, I see!Video Summary- NEW THINGS- Asos & Amazon and more!
Description: Here’s some new things that I have accumulated recently!
As always, we have a secondary video title and our favourite kettle
View attachment 593293
'Good morning, good day, good evening'
View attachment 593298
'I'm in my erm, this sort of erm, it's not a dressing gown, it's not sold as a dressing gown it's sold as like err I'm not entirely sure'. Excellent, off to a good start.
View attachment 593302
Helen says she hasn't done a lot of shopping over the last year and hasn't bought herself much. My eyes glaze over as I remember the two new vacuum cleaners, the air fryer, the ipad, the handbags, the newly decorated bedroom..... she's saying she doesn't feel the desire to buy things. Yet here we are with a haul!
'The first thing is this from H&M'
View attachment 593305
She might make a few adjustments to it... it's come undone. Yes that's her stomach, no she isn't dressed properly. She has visions of wearing it over jeans with loads of jewels (???) 'Just kewl'. So far she's only worn it round the house like a dressing gown.
View attachment 593306
It's cool and glamorous and fits in with the bedroom
View attachment 593310
The next thing is her bag
View attachment 593312
She acknowledges her Matt and Nat bag that we mentioned here. It ticked all the boxes but it was bulky and uncomfortable to carry. She also had a problem with her shoulder.
View attachment 593315
She was thinking about tote bags but they're just empty space and satchels have too many buckles.
She says she was looking at designer bags but wasn't sure if she wanted to spend that much money (don't tell her Prada, LV or Gucci!).
View attachment 593319
So, with her shoulder problem in mind she bought a sensible backpack!
ONLY KIDDING, it's another over the shoulder black bag
View attachment 593324
It's from John Lewis, it's a black bag. Helen likes it.
View attachment 593325
She's excited for this next one....
View attachment 593327
'Fluffy Ugg sliders, errrrrmygaad'
Apparently Phil thinks they're disgusting
View attachment 593330
'I'm a huge fan of the Ugg slipper', she shows us her slippers just in case we don't believe her
View attachment 593332
'They're worn in but they're still so great'
Apparently the new ones are like a summery house slipper shoe sandal. She says she wouldn't wear tham out but maybe accidentally to Tesco to buy milk and Chicago town pizza and Ben and Jerrys. Weirdly specific for an accident but OK, sure. Phil actually likes them and Helen wonders why men always underestimate us. Asking the big questions today....
View attachment 593335
Helen is ecstatic with her purchase but I'm not so enthralled, NEXT.
'Next purchase. Amazon.'
She sings 'I bought a lap tray, I bought a lap tray'
(Is this what they're called? Genuine question, I've never heard someone call this a 'lap tray'.)
View attachment 593338
She shows us this gem again 'look how happy I am!'. That posture...
View attachment 593340
Apparently she bought this BECAUSE she had bad posture when working in bed and on the sofa. Are we meant to have forgotten that she literally has an office with a desk and a chair?!
View attachment 593342
It has a cup holder, a tablet holder and a snack drawer
She demonstrates using it. Apparently it looked nicer on the picture but she doesn't care. Helen laughs about Hannah Witton starting to work in an office and how she's regressing from using an office to working in bed.
View attachment 593346
'I got, from Amazon, some condiment bottles'
View attachment 593349
Helen sees herself as being a condiment queen 'a very saucey lady' but sometimes she wants a squeezy bottle because she just wants a bit of sauce.
View attachment 593354
She mentions her Leon sauces. She's going to get her label maker, make some labels and decant some sauce which will save space in her 'SAUCE CADDY!' she shrieks that part, not sure why.
View attachment 593357
'That's some stuff, then just some cloving bits'
First up, an inoffensive white dress from Monki
View attachment 593364
Someone in Lush told her she was the most stylish person they'd seen all day.
View attachment 593369
Off to a promising start with the clothes
'UGGGGHH THESE AREN'T DRY' she sniffs the next garment
View attachment 593370
Helen leaves Phil a voice note telling him that the clothes they left on the line for a few days in the rain aren't dry. 'It's just not dry and it's all musty. I'm gonna have to wash it all. It's not good'.
View attachment 593372
Anyway, it's some PJs from H&M
View attachment 593375
She got some band t shirts, because if there's one thing Helen needs it's more band t shirts!
View attachment 593378
View attachment 593379
Sorry, I'm whizzing through this final stretch. She got a top and some jeans from Asda
View attachment 593382
View attachment 593384
She then says she's got smock dresses on her mind and they're all she wants to wear. Good job she didn't just buy more jeans then- oh wait.
(OK I actually think this one looks really nice, the colour goes so well with her complexion and hair)
View attachment 593390
More dresses..... (Sorry I'm bored with all the sack dresses)
View attachment 593391
View attachment 593393
View attachment 593396
View attachment 593394
Helen tells us that dresses are really nice to skate in 'obviously with your safety gear on'. Oh how I laughed.
Apparently she's going out to get tit faced on cocktails with her friend who also has the black and orange dress. She keeps describing material as being 'bumpy and waffley' and saying she doesn't know what it is, but doesn't think to just read the label.
'It looks like I spent loads on Asos' she says as she pulls out the next item. Fans of the white boots will LOVE THIS.....
View attachment 593400
'Patent brown boots'
View attachment 593401
Her and Dani noticed the top is quite narrow and wonder if people don't have legs any more. She asks where peoples ankles have gone.
View attachment 593404
Helen confirms that these do zip up but she's going to have to wear them a lot and do lots of squats (???).
View attachment 593407
The last thing she got 'mainly for the LOLs' are what she describes as Del Boy glasses.
View attachment 593410
Anyway, she's got a nail appointment, she's got work to do, a therapy session, she should get dressed and make some sauce labels. No rest for the wicked ey?
View attachment 593411
'YEEEAH that's the plan for today. Au revoir mon amis'.
View attachment 593413
That's the end.
Thanks for the recap
Thank you for the recap Tom_Nook! Appreciate it! 
Such a dark video. Imagine if things like light boxes existed, so you know, we could see the stuff.
Such a dark video. Imagine if things like light boxes existed, so you know, we could see the stuff.
please guys am I the only one who thinks it’s annoying and pointless to send a voice message to your partner re: the washing we should have checked was dry wasn’t and now I have to wash it aaagaain!Video Summary- NEW THINGS- Asos & Amazon and more!
Description: Here’s some new things that I have accumulated recently!
As always, we have a secondary video title and our favourite kettle
View attachment 593293
'Good morning, good day, good evening'
View attachment 593298
'I'm in my erm, this sort of erm, it's not a dressing gown, it's not sold as a dressing gown it's sold as like err I'm not entirely sure'. Excellent, off to a good start.
View attachment 593302
Helen says she hasn't done a lot of shopping over the last year and hasn't bought herself much. My eyes glaze over as I remember the two new vacuum cleaners, the air fryer, the ipad, the handbags, the newly decorated bedroom..... she's saying she doesn't feel the desire to buy things. Yet here we are with a haul!
'The first thing is this from H&M'
View attachment 593305
She might make a few adjustments to it... it's come undone. Yes that's her stomach, no she isn't dressed properly. She has visions of wearing it over jeans with loads of jewels (???) 'Just kewl'. So far she's only worn it round the house like a dressing gown.
View attachment 593306
It's cool and glamorous and fits in with the bedroom
View attachment 593310
The next thing is her bag
View attachment 593312
She acknowledges her Matt and Nat bag that we mentioned here. It ticked all the boxes but it was bulky and uncomfortable to carry. She also had a problem with her shoulder.
View attachment 593315
She was thinking about tote bags but they're just empty space and satchels have too many buckles.
She says she was looking at designer bags but wasn't sure if she wanted to spend that much money (don't tell her Prada, LV or Gucci!).
View attachment 593319
So, with her shoulder problem in mind she bought a sensible backpack!
ONLY KIDDING, it's another over the shoulder black bag
View attachment 593324
It's from John Lewis, it's a black bag. Helen likes it.
View attachment 593325
She's excited for this next one....
View attachment 593327
'Fluffy Ugg sliders, errrrrmygaad'
Apparently Phil thinks they're disgusting
View attachment 593330
'I'm a huge fan of the Ugg slipper', she shows us her slippers just in case we don't believe her
View attachment 593332
'They're worn in but they're still so great'
Apparently the new ones are like a summery house slipper shoe sandal. She says she wouldn't wear tham out but maybe accidentally to Tesco to buy milk and Chicago town pizza and Ben and Jerrys. Weirdly specific for an accident but OK, sure. Phil actually likes them and Helen wonders why men always underestimate us. Asking the big questions today....
View attachment 593335
Helen is ecstatic with her purchase but I'm not so enthralled, NEXT.
'Next purchase. Amazon.'
She sings 'I bought a lap tray, I bought a lap tray'
(Is this what they're called? Genuine question, I've never heard someone call this a 'lap tray'.)
View attachment 593338
She shows us this gem again 'look how happy I am!'. That posture...
View attachment 593340
Apparently she bought this BECAUSE she had bad posture when working in bed and on the sofa. Are we meant to have forgotten that she literally has an office with a desk and a chair?!
View attachment 593342
It has a cup holder, a tablet holder and a snack drawer
She demonstrates using it. Apparently it looked nicer on the picture but she doesn't care. Helen laughs about Hannah Witton starting to work in an office and how she's regressing from using an office to working in bed.
View attachment 593346
'I got, from Amazon, some condiment bottles'
View attachment 593349
Helen sees herself as being a condiment queen 'a very saucey lady' but sometimes she wants a squeezy bottle because she just wants a bit of sauce.
View attachment 593354
She mentions her Leon sauces. She's going to get her label maker, make some labels and decant some sauce which will save space in her 'SAUCE CADDY!' she shrieks that part, not sure why.
View attachment 593357
'That's some stuff, then just some cloving bits'
First up, an inoffensive white dress from Monki
View attachment 593364
Someone in Lush told her she was the most stylish person they'd seen all day.
View attachment 593369
Off to a promising start with the clothes
'UGGGGHH THESE AREN'T DRY' she sniffs the next garment
View attachment 593370
Helen leaves Phil a voice note telling him that the clothes they left on the line for a few days in the rain aren't dry. 'It's just not dry and it's all musty. I'm gonna have to wash it all. It's not good'.
View attachment 593372
Anyway, it's some PJs from H&M
View attachment 593375
She got some band t shirts, because if there's one thing Helen needs it's more band t shirts!
View attachment 593378
View attachment 593379
Sorry, I'm whizzing through this final stretch. She got a top and some jeans from Asda
View attachment 593382
View attachment 593384
She then says she's got smock dresses on her mind and they're all she wants to wear. Good job she didn't just buy more jeans then- oh wait.
(OK I actually think this one looks really nice, the colour goes so well with her complexion and hair)
View attachment 593390
More dresses..... (Sorry I'm bored with all the sack dresses)
View attachment 593391
View attachment 593393
View attachment 593396
View attachment 593394
Helen tells us that dresses are really nice to skate in 'obviously with your safety gear on'. Oh how I laughed.
Apparently she's going out to get tit faced on cocktails with her friend who also has the black and orange dress. She keeps describing material as being 'bumpy and waffley' and saying she doesn't know what it is, but doesn't think to just read the label.
'It looks like I spent loads on Asos' she says as she pulls out the next item. Fans of the white boots will LOVE THIS.....
View attachment 593400
'Patent brown boots'
View attachment 593401
Her and Dani noticed the top is quite narrow and wonder if people don't have legs any more. She asks where peoples ankles have gone.
View attachment 593404
Helen confirms that these do zip up but she's going to have to wear them a lot and do lots of squats (???).
View attachment 593407
The last thing she got 'mainly for the LOLs' are what she describes as Del Boy glasses.
View attachment 593410
Anyway, she's got a nail appointment, she's got work to do, a therapy session, she should get dressed and make some sauce labels. No rest for the wicked ey?
View attachment 593411
'YEEEAH that's the plan for today. Au revoir mon amis'.
View attachment 593413
That's the end.
(and now it smells due to our own stupidity) just put it back in the wash! Stop making dramas! He’s at work, he’s busy! this isn’t a big deal!! Aaaaargh!
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Dont want to sound like c*nt but why is this important? Sorry to sound rudeHow is she STILL not bleeping captioning her stories
Why does she always wear those boots. They cut off the oxygen supply
I might be incorrect but it does help with accessibility. It’s hard enough to understand Helen with full hearing..Dont want to sound like c*nt but why is this important? Sorry to sound rude
Why does she always wear those boots. They cut off the oxygen supply
Oh ok I see. Yeah its handy it out with no headphones
Dont want to sound like c*nt but why is this important? Sorry to sound rude
Because I have hearing loss and can't hear what she's saying.
Captions were created for the deaf.
Dont want to sound like c*nt but why is this important? Sorry to sound rude
Because I have hearing loss and can't hear what she's saying.
Captions were created for the deaf.
Yes, imagine listening to a voice note while you're at work telling you that the washing is wet. Also, if you've left the clothes outside in the rain for literally days then of course it will need re-washing! Imagine thinking you can get away with just leaving it to dry after it's been soaked in rain several times
The captions are important because it makes content accessible. Yes, it makes it easier to understand Helen's cockney accent but some rely on them. If an influencer repeatedly doesn't caption their stories the message is clear that they're not interested in making their content accessible for their audience. I believe it's possible to auto caption on Instagram now, so there is no excuse.
The captions are important because it makes content accessible. Yes, it makes it easier to understand Helen's cockney accent but some rely on them. If an influencer repeatedly doesn't caption their stories the message is clear that they're not interested in making their content accessible for their audience. I believe it's possible to auto caption on Instagram now, so there is no excuse.
She’s in London for a few days to promote The Nevers on Sky and Cruella for Disney, yet she’s so desperate for views these days that she’s claiming she “ran away from home.”
What a loser.
What a loser.
Already been answered but yes to all of the previous replies!Dont want to sound like c*nt but why is this important? Sorry to sound rude
Why does she always wear those boots. They cut off the oxygen supply
Instagram has made it so easy, there’s an auto-generated option to use in the story options (where you add location and stuff) where it literally transcribes your speech and you can edit if it’s got something wrong
She even shared Kat(rnr bride)’s stories about insta introducing it ages ago and yet still is too much of a lazy tit to do the bare minimum
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I hate to do Eddie dirty like this (I bloody love Ab Fab)... but it's like she's becoming at one with her
I think that's her dream!
Not beyond the realms of possibility but that would be absolutely tragic behaviour if true. Apart from anything it’s a lot of effort to go to to for a bunch of trolls that apparently she doesn’t care about. Wouldn’t put it past her though.
Excellent video recap @Tom_Nook. Helga really is stuck in her ways isn’t she? Another haul? How original. YouTubers keep churning out hauls so I guess people like them but they feel very out of date to me.
Her bedroom is so dark, I hate it. It looks like a French bordello, the sort that Parisian artists die in.Video Summary- NEW THINGS- Asos & Amazon and more!
Description: Here’s some new things that I have accumulated recently!
As always, we have a secondary video title and our favourite kettle
View attachment 593293
'Good morning, good day, good evening'
View attachment 593298
'I'm in my erm, this sort of erm, it's not a dressing gown, it's not sold as a dressing gown it's sold as like err I'm not entirely sure'. Excellent, off to a good start.
View attachment 593302
Helen says she hasn't done a lot of shopping over the last year and hasn't bought herself much. My eyes glaze over as I remember the two new vacuum cleaners, the air fryer, the ipad, the handbags, the newly decorated bedroom..... she's saying she doesn't feel the desire to buy things. Yet here we are with a haul!
'The first thing is this from H&M'
View attachment 593305
She might make a few adjustments to it... it's come undone. Yes that's her stomach, no she isn't dressed properly. She has visions of wearing it over jeans with loads of jewels (???) 'Just kewl'. So far she's only worn it round the house like a dressing gown.
View attachment 593306
It's cool and glamorous and fits in with the bedroom
View attachment 593310
The next thing is her bag
View attachment 593312
She acknowledges her Matt and Nat bag that we mentioned here. It ticked all the boxes but it was bulky and uncomfortable to carry. She also had a problem with her shoulder.
View attachment 593315
She was thinking about tote bags but they're just empty space and satchels have too many buckles.
She says she was looking at designer bags but wasn't sure if she wanted to spend that much money (don't tell her Prada, LV or Gucci!).
View attachment 593319
So, with her shoulder problem in mind she bought a sensible backpack!
ONLY KIDDING, it's another over the shoulder black bag
View attachment 593324
It's from John Lewis, it's a black bag. Helen likes it.
View attachment 593325
She's excited for this next one....
View attachment 593327
'Fluffy Ugg sliders, errrrrmygaad'
Apparently Phil thinks they're disgusting
View attachment 593330
'I'm a huge fan of the Ugg slipper', she shows us her slippers just in case we don't believe her
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'They're worn in but they're still so great'
Apparently the new ones are like a summery house slipper shoe sandal. She says she wouldn't wear tham out but maybe accidentally to Tesco to buy milk and Chicago town pizza and Ben and Jerrys. Weirdly specific for an accident but OK, sure. Phil actually likes them and Helen wonders why men always underestimate us. Asking the big questions today....
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Helen is ecstatic with her purchase but I'm not so enthralled, NEXT.
'Next purchase. Amazon.'
She sings 'I bought a lap tray, I bought a lap tray'
(Is this what they're called? Genuine question, I've never heard someone call this a 'lap tray'.)
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She shows us this gem again 'look how happy I am!'. That posture...
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Apparently she bought this BECAUSE she had bad posture when working in bed and on the sofa. Are we meant to have forgotten that she literally has an office with a desk and a chair?!
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It has a cup holder, a tablet holder and a snack drawer
She demonstrates using it. Apparently it looked nicer on the picture but she doesn't care. Helen laughs about Hannah Witton starting to work in an office and how she's regressing from using an office to working in bed.
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'I got, from Amazon, some condiment bottles'
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Helen sees herself as being a condiment queen 'a very saucey lady' but sometimes she wants a squeezy bottle because she just wants a bit of sauce.
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She mentions her Leon sauces. She's going to get her label maker, make some labels and decant some sauce which will save space in her 'SAUCE CADDY!' she shrieks that part, not sure why.
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'That's some stuff, then just some cloving bits'
First up, an inoffensive white dress from Monki
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Someone in Lush told her she was the most stylish person they'd seen all day.
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Off to a promising start with the clothes
'UGGGGHH THESE AREN'T DRY' she sniffs the next garment
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Helen leaves Phil a voice note telling him that the clothes they left on the line for a few days in the rain aren't dry. 'It's just not dry and it's all musty. I'm gonna have to wash it all. It's not good'.
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Anyway, it's some PJs from H&M
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She got some band t shirts, because if there's one thing Helen needs it's more band t shirts!
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Sorry, I'm whizzing through this final stretch. She got a top and some jeans from Asda
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She then says she's got smock dresses on her mind and they're all she wants to wear. Good job she didn't just buy more jeans then- oh wait.
(OK I actually think this one looks really nice, the colour goes so well with her complexion and hair)
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More dresses..... (Sorry I'm bored with all the sack dresses)
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Helen tells us that dresses are really nice to skate in 'obviously with your safety gear on'. Oh how I laughed.
Apparently she's going out to get tit faced on cocktails with her friend who also has the black and orange dress. She keeps describing material as being 'bumpy and waffley' and saying she doesn't know what it is, but doesn't think to just read the label.
'It looks like I spent loads on Asos' she says as she pulls out the next item. Fans of the white boots will LOVE THIS.....
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'Patent brown boots'
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Her and Dani noticed the top is quite narrow and wonder if people don't have legs any more. She asks where peoples ankles have gone.
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Helen confirms that these do zip up but she's going to have to wear them a lot and do lots of squats (???).
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The last thing she got 'mainly for the LOLs' are what she describes as Del Boy glasses.
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Anyway, she's got a nail appointment, she's got work to do, a therapy session, she should get dressed and make some sauce labels. No rest for the wicked ey?
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'YEEEAH that's the plan for today. Au revoir mon amis'.
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That's the end.
Generally, I dislike Helen's new bedroom but this description makes me vibe with it
Thank you for the recap! Some of those dresses are kinda cute
Her entire house looks dark and cramped. Looks like it’d have mould lol...
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