Helen Anderson #18 bedroom snacking, content lacking, when will Fiwl be packing?

[rivers]

Still thinking about 'we have the whole band together', imagine being one of the extra members who wasn't in the music video, merch, or listed in the article where they were refered to as a duo...

(They probably are session musicians but still, yikes)

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

They’ll be more members than Slipknot by the time Wild Paths comes around. Is this how they’ll fill their set every member sings a line in their two songs?

 

[TalulahGB]

What kind of person hangs their washing like this??????

 

[Blahblahblahhh]

Has she really painted an arch in her studio and never filmed in front of it ever lol

I think it’s a green screen!

 

[Kat_Valentine]

What kind of person hangs their washing like this??????

All her size 14 garms are displayed perfectly

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Isn't Connor in the background near Ben?

I think she makes them money, she knows how to monetise everything with those tees/prints and has connections maybe to get discounts on those things too.

Her confidence levels are sky high.

As if she’s got Declan back! I knew he was a mug but not enough of a mug to crawl back to being a step in unnamed guitarist at Helen’s beckoning call! I’m always so shocked that people really do lick her ass just because she’s got a following, it’s embarrassing. Good on Josie, Duncan and Connor for doing their own thing.

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

No idea if anyone has mentioned it but Fil said in the last vlog that he'd just had the 2nd round of the vaccine, which means he must have been on the vulnerable/underlying health issues category (?) and had the first one around Feb, which baffles me more as to why she was just not giving a tit about what she did the whole of the last year, going out multiple times a day for non-essential reasons, barely wearing a mask, mixing with people. Ffs someone in your home was at risk!

 

[Ellewoo]

No idea if anyone has mentioned it but Fil said in the last vlog that he'd just had the 2nd round of the vaccine, which means he must have been on the vulnerable/underlying health issues category (?) and had the first one around Feb, which baffles me more as to why she was just not giving a tit about what she did the whole of the last year, going out multiple times a day for non-essential reasons, barely wearing a mask, mixing with people. Ffs someone in your home was at risk!

I think someone confirmed he’d been very sick as a child

 

[laceandgold]

No idea if anyone has mentioned it but Fil said in the last vlog that he'd just had the 2nd round of the vaccine, which means he must have been on the vulnerable/underlying health issues category (?) and had the first one around Feb, which baffles me more as to why she was just not giving a tit about what she did the whole of the last year, going out multiple times a day for non-essential reasons, barely wearing a mask, mixing with people. Ffs someone in your home was at risk!

Very true but she shouldn't have mentioned he had the second shot announcing to the whole world he probably has an underlying health condition. granted the way she acted was worse but still.

 

[cosmos17]

That song that it’s from is about friends/people drifting apart and not having time for each other lol a weird thing to put in a bedroom or have a sign made of

Take a song lyric, strip it of all meaning and make into a glowing pink "live, laugh, love" sign *influencer aesthetic*.

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

I don't get the timeline here? In her new video she said she came on her period that morning but 8 days ago she was telling Kat she was FUCKIN EXHAUSTED because she was on her period, which had come a week early.

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So. In today's new video she said she's on her period again...

Period started 23rd April she's FUCKIN' EXHAUSTED
Period started again afresh THAT MORNING WHOOSH 1st May
Period again approx 20th May

So another due 28th May?

 

[Frigg]

So. In today's new video she said she's on her period again...

Period started 23rd April she's FUCKIN' EXHAUSTED
Period started again afresh THAT MORNING WHOOSH 1st May
Period again approx 20th May

So another due 28th May?

If she's telling the truth about it and hasn't lied about the days she filmed (so that the days she's posted aren't actually the days she filmed) then this helps prove my theory that she has a massive hormone imbalance, which would've also been a factor in her terrible PMS. She eats like a garbage truck, drinks a lot of coffee, drinks a lot of alcohol and eats a lot of processed food so it wouldn't surprise me. I would be incredibly interested if she did a video on the subject as barely anyone talks about how negative of an effect hormone imbalances can have on your life. I know we aren't supposed to diagnose but I'm 90% convinced this is contributing to her feeling crap all the time.

Having that many periods in that time frame is not healthy, surely she knows that?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Video Summary: Weight gain, bloating and lockdown friendly clothing

Description: Here's some ideas for clothing that will help the weight gain, the bloats and if you're still loving loungewear life now that the world is opening uo and we can wear real clothes again.
*Disclaimer that typo isn’t me it’s a complete copy and paste from YouTube*

As always the video begins with KettleVision and Helen making a cup of tea.

Today we’re also treated to her making some toast.

Helen then bursts into shot
“MARMITE ON TOAST PERFECT, FRIDAY BREKKIE, GOOD DAY EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ARE WELL” before stuffing her face with toast.

After finishing her toast she asks all the marmite lovers to but a little yellow heart in the comments so she can see them and appreciate them I’m sure that’s the reason and it’s not at all to boost her dire engagement.

“TODAY I WANTED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING THAT I THINK WE’RE ALL THINKING, I THINK THE MAJORITY OF US ARE THINKING BUT ONLY ADMIT IT TO OUR NEAREST AND DEAREST, SO IN THE UK LOCKDOWN RESTRICTIONS ARE BEING LOOSENED, PEOPLE CAN GO OUT SHOPPING NOW, YOU CAN GO INTO PUBS AND RESTAURANTS AND CLUBS, BASICALLY BE Helen this past 14 months SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES.
AND GO IN PEOPLES HOUSES WHICH IS ALL WONDERFUL.
I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT PLANNING OUTFITS AND DRESSING UP WHILST I ATTEND THESE SOCIAL EVENTS, PROBLEM IS I’VE GOT SO USED TO WEARING LOUNGE WEAR FOR LITERALLY THE WHOLE YEAR THAT I CAN’T ACTUALLY TOLERATE WEARING REAL CLOTHES FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME”

She goes on to explain how she’s became so dependent on trackies and loose fitting clothes that she’s forgotten how to be her.
Next she tells us how lockdown weight gain is a thing and not to feel bad about it as it’s completely circumstantial before wobbling herself in front of the camera.

“I GO THROUGH DAYS OF BEING LIKE ANNOYED ABOUT IT AND THEN DAYS WHEN I’M NOT BUT MOSTLY, MOST OF THE TIME I DON’T REALLY CARE, IT JUST MEANS SOME OF MY CLOTHES ARE A LITTLE BIT TIGHTER THAN THEY USED TO BE”

“AT SOME POINT I MIGHT TRY AND LOSE A FEW POUNDS AND TRIM UP A BIT, AT SOME POINT, MAYBE, MAYBE JUST CAN’T REALLY BE BOTHERED AT THE MOMENT” an excellent advert for her PT Kat there I must say.

“SO TODAY WITH ALL OF THAT IN MIND, I WAS LIKE WELL HOW CAN I LOOK LIKE I MADE AN EFFORT AND FEEL REALLY ME? BUT ALSO REALLY COMFORTABLE AND LIKE BLOAT FRIENDLY, FOOD FRIENDLY, I’M CURRENTLY WELL BLOATED ANYWAY COS I’M ON MY PERIOD” We could of just taken her word for it but she stands up to show us.

Next we’re shown her bloat friendly clothing that doesn’t make her long for her trackies.

“WE’RE GONNA GO THROUGH THESE CLOTHING ITEMS TOGETHER” lucky us.

First up dresses #YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN A LOT OF THESE CLOTHING ITEMS BEFORE, ERM TO BE HONEST I HAVEN’T REALLY BOUGHT ANYTHING NEW RECENTLY, BECAUSE I HAD THAT HUGE AMAZING ASOS PARTNERSHIP AND I GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES SO HAVEN’T FELT THE NEED TO BUY ANYTHING”

First dress she loves because there’s plenty of room for movement and growth”
She’s seen loads of these on ASOS and she has a few in her basket she wants to be gifted buy for summer.

She then goes on to say about wearing cycling shorts underneath to stop chub rub, she also likes to wear cycling shorts because she’s always bleeping about and it protects her dignity as she flashes her bra, knickers and arse

Next we move on thank god to the leopard print dress

“ITS SIMILAR, DIFFERENT MATERIAL, WAFFLEY WITH NICE COMFY SLEEVES, AGAIN YOU COULD PAIR THEM WITH CYCLE SHORTS, REALLY NICE TO WEAR IN THE DAYTIME WITH A CUTE LITTLE JACKET OR GLAM EM UP A BIT WITH SOME BOOTS AND LIKE A COOL SLICK HAIR STYLE FOR EVENING, PLENTY OF ROOM FOR MOVEMENT FOR BLOATING YOU KNOW?”

She gets bored of the yellow dress and moves onto the orange dress “THIS IS A LONGER SMOCK DRESS, I’M PRETTY SURE ITS A SMOCK AND WHATS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THESE AGAIN IS THEY JUST SORT OF HANG”

Literally saved by the bell next as the doorbell rings and the dogs start barking. Why this was kept in I’ll never know.

Next is the jumpsuit that feels like a baby grow

She then goes on to explain/ show she watches Tattle like a hawk as the thing she hates about jumpsuits is the gunt area (her friends call it a gunt, sure Helen sure) but this one doesn’t show that to prove this she pulls at it until it does.


Next up trousers “ANYTHING WIV A WAISTBAND WINNER WINNER, THESE ARE FROM?? OH ASOS THESE ARE ASOS” she says pretending to be shocked.

The hideous famous flares are up now “THESE ARE QUITE GRABBY ROUND THE GUT BUT ERM I LIKE TO WEAR EM WITH EITHER A BAGGY TOP ON THE TOP OR SOMETHING TUCKED IN WITH A BELT BUT THE FLEXIBLE MATERIAL IS JUST SO NICE AND THEY’RE WELL SEVENTIES AND THEY’RE KEWL”.

“SPANX LEGGINGS WILL ALWAYS BE A FAVOURITE OF MINE BECAUSE THEYRE JUST bleeping EXCELLENT” “YES THEY’RE ABOUT EIGHTY NINETY QUID BUT THEY’RE THE ONLY LEGGINGS YOU’RE EVER GOING TO NEED” which is why she buys Primark leggings also.

Last but not least the Asda Mom Jeans “MY SKINNY JEANS ARE HAVING A BIT OF A HOLIDAY AT THE MOMENT I COS I LOVE EM BUT WE’RE NOT FRIENDS” probably because they no longer fit her.

Even though the mom jeans were supposed to be the last thing she mentions the shacket “I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA ADMIT THIS, BUT RECENTLY I CAN’T BARE WEARING MY LEVVER JACKET IT FEELS HEAVY, IT FEELS RESTRICTIVE, I CAN’T MOVE” *cough it doesn’t fit her anymore cough* “I WILL WEAR IT AGAIN, I WILL BUT MY SHACKET IS MUCH MORE COMFY”

She ends the video by comparing herself to Eddie from Ab Fab as she just wears so much stuff and she’s so sassy and has heaps of confidence “JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS BAGGY AND FRUMPY AND UNFLATTERING DOESN’T MEAN YOU CANT OWN IT (??). IF YOU’RE COMFORTABLE AND KEWL COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY IT SHOWS IN YOUR ATTITUDE”.

And on that positive if not confusing message she tells us she’s off for coffee with a friend and then a luncheon thing with another friend so that’s the end of the video.

 

[tsuyu]

Thank you @Shesaidwhat? for another great summary
I really hope Luna is okay and makes an appearance soon

Helens run out of ideas again, we’ve seen all these clothes before, she’s told us all this before! How she can claim she’s gained weight and is STILL a 14

 

[BananaPenguin]

Video Summary: Weight gain, bloating and lockdown friendly clothing

Description: Here's some ideas for clothing that will help the weight gain, the bloats and if you're still loving loungewear life now that the world is opening uo and we can wear real clothes again.
*Disclaimer that typo isn’t me it’s a complete copy and paste from YouTube*
View attachment 584444As always the video begins with KettleVision and Helen making a cup of tea.

View attachment 584445
Today we’re also treated to her making some toast.

View attachment 584460Helen then bursts into shot
“MARMITE ON TOAST PERFECT, FRIDAY BREKKIE, GOOD DAY EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ARE WELL” before stuffing her face with toast.

After finishing her toast she asks all the marmite lovers to but a little yellow heart in the comments so she can see them and appreciate them I’m sure that’s the reason and it’s not at all to boost her dire engagement.


View attachment 584464
“TODAY I WANTED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING THAT I THINK WE’RE ALL THINKING, I THINK THE MAJORITY OF US ARE THINKING BUT ONLY ADMIT IT TO OUR NEAREST AND DEAREST, SO IN THE UK LOCKDOWN RESTRICTIONS ARE BEING LOOSENED, PEOPLE CAN GO OUT SHOPPING NOW, YOU CAN GO INTO PUBS AND RESTAURANTS AND CLUBS, BASICALLY BE Helen this past 14 months SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES.
AND GO IN PEOPLES HOUSES WHICH IS ALL WONDERFUL.
I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT PLANNING OUTFITS AND DRESSING UP WHILST I ATTEND THESE SOCIAL EVENTS, PROBLEM IS I’VE GOT SO USED TO WEARING LOUNGE WEAR FOR LITERALLY THE WHOLE YEAR THAT I CAN’T ACTUALLY TOLERATE WEARING REAL CLOTHES FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME”

View attachment 584486
She goes on to explain how she’s became so dependent on trackies and loose fitting clothes that she’s forgotten how to be her.
Next she tells us how lockdown weight gain is a thing and not to feel bad about it as it’s completely circumstantial before wobbling herself in front of the camera.

“I GO THROUGH DAYS OF BEING LIKE ANNOYED ABOUT IT AND THEN DAYS WHEN I’M NOT BUT MOSTLY, MOST OF THE TIME I DON’T REALLY CARE, IT JUST MEANS SOME OF MY CLOTHES ARE A LITTLE BIT TIGHTER THAN THEY USED TO BE”

View attachment 584490“AT SOME POINT I MIGHT TRY AND LOSE A FEW POUNDS AND TRIM UP A BIT, AT SOME POINT, MAYBE, MAYBE JUST CAN’T REALLY BE BOTHERED AT THE MOMENT” an excellent advert for her PT Kat there I must say.

View attachment 584499“SO TODAY WITH ALL OF THAT IN MIND, I WAS LIKE WELL HOW CAN I LOOK LIKE I MADE AN EFFORT AND FEEL REALLY ME? BUT ALSO REALLY COMFORTABLE AND LIKE BLOAT FRIENDLY, FOOD FRIENDLY, I’M CURRENTLY WELL BLOATED ANYWAY COS I’M ON MY PERIOD” We could of just taken her word for it but she stands up to show us.

View attachment 584507
Next we’re shown her bloat friendly clothing that doesn’t make her long for her trackies.

View attachment 584511
“WE’RE GONNA GO THROUGH THESE CLOTHING ITEMS TOGETHER” lucky us.

View attachment 584515
First up dresses #YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN A LOT OF THESE CLOTHING ITEMS BEFORE, ERM TO BE HONEST I HAVEN’T REALLY BOUGHT ANYTHING NEW RECENTLY, BECAUSE I HAD THAT HUGE AMAZING ASOS PARTNERSHIP AND I GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES SO HAVEN’T FELT THE NEED TO BUY ANYTHING”

View attachment 584520First dress she loves because there’s plenty of room for movement and growth”
She’s seen loads of these on ASOS and she has a few in her basket she wants to be gifted buy for summer.

She then goes on to say about wearing cycling shorts underneath to stop chub rub, she also likes to wear cycling shorts because she’s always bleeping about and it protects her dignity as she flashes her bra, knickers and arse

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Next we move on thank god to the leopard print dress
View attachment 584535
“ITS SIMILAR, DIFFERENT MATERIAL, WAFFLEY WITH NICE COMFY SLEEVES, AGAIN YOU COULD PAIR THEM WITH CYCLE SHORTS, REALLY NICE TO WEAR IN THE DAYTIME WITH A CUTE LITTLE JACKET OR GLAM EM UP A BIT WITH SOME BOOTS AND LIKE A COOL SLICK HAIR STYLE FOR EVENING, PLENTY OF ROOM FOR MOVEMENT FOR BLOATING YOU KNOW?”

View attachment 584549
She gets bored of the yellow dress and moves onto the orange dress “THIS IS A LONGER SMOCK DRESS, I’M PRETTY SURE ITS A SMOCK AND WHATS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THESE AGAIN IS THEY JUST SORT OF HANG”

View attachment 584557Literally saved by the bell next as the doorbell rings and the dogs start barking. Why this was kept in I’ll never know.

View attachment 584565
Next is the jumpsuit that feels like a baby grow
View attachment 584575She then goes on to explain/ show she watches Tattle like a hawk as the thing she hates about jumpsuits is the gunt area (her friends call it a gunt, sure Helen sure) but this one doesn’t show that to prove this she pulls at it until it does.


Next up trousers “ANYTHING WIV A WAISTBAND WINNER WINNER, THESE ARE FROM?? OH ASOS THESE ARE ASOS” she says pretending to be shocked.

View attachment 584584The hideous famous flares are up now “THESE ARE QUITE GRABBY ROUND THE GUT BUT ERM I LIKE TO WEAR EM WITH EITHER A BAGGY TOP ON THE TOP OR SOMETHING TUCKED IN WITH A BELT BUT THE FLEXIBLE MATERIAL IS JUST SO NICE AND THEY’RE WELL SEVENTIES AND THEY’RE KEWL”.
View attachment 584600“SPANX LEGGINGS WILL ALWAYS BE A FAVOURITE OF MINE BECAUSE THEYRE JUST bleeping EXCELLENT” “YES THEY’RE ABOUT EIGHTY NINETY QUID BUT THEY’RE THE ONLY LEGGINGS YOU’RE EVER GOING TO NEED” which is why she buys Primark leggings also.

View attachment 584608Last but not least the Asda Mom Jeans “MY SKINNY JEANS ARE HAVING A BIT OF A HOLIDAY AT THE MOMENT I COS I LOVE EM BUT WE’RE NOT FRIENDS” probably because they no longer fit her.

View attachment 584613Even though the mom jeans were supposed to be the last thing she mentions the shacket “I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA ADMIT THIS, BUT RECENTLY I CAN’T BARE WEARING MY LEVVER JACKET IT FEELS HEAVY, IT FEELS RESTRICTIVE, I CAN’T MOVE” *cough it doesn’t fit her anymore cough* “I WILL WEAR IT AGAIN, I WILL BUT MY SHACKET IS MUCH MORE COMFY”

View attachment 584628She ends the video by comparing herself to Eddie from Ab Fab as she just wears so much stuff and she’s so sassy and has heaps of confidence “JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS BAGGY AND FRUMPY AND UNFLATTERING DOESN’T MEAN YOU CANT OWN IT (??). IF YOU’RE COMFORTABLE AND KEWL COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY IT SHOWS IN YOUR ATTITUDE”.

And on that positive if not confusing message she tells us she’s off for coffee with a friend and then a luncheon thing with another friend so that’s the end of the video.

What on earth is that grey/beige yoke meant to be?! A bra?? A crop top??

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What on earth is that grey/beige yoke meant to be?! A bra?? A crop top??

Whatever it is my eyes don’t want to see it again

 

[ekl2000]

Excellent summary @Shesaidwhat?

 

[CapnPancakes]

But why is she in her underpants.
Why though.
Why!!!!?

 

[TalulahGB]

I'm possibly thinking she's not on her period again but saying it to add "period bloat" and not admit she's put on some timber

 

[Tyla73]

So much denial going on in that video.

Anyway her fans loved it. I’ll just leave these comments here for your viewing pleasure .