Helen Anderson #15 None of the rock all the rolls

[AB3]

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....so they broke lockdown...
...to go visit his mate...
...to borrow his bike...
...to drive it around...
...(most likely on his property)...
...for a stupid part of Helga's reel...

ESSENTIAL.

Like fuck she is 10st

 

[Nopesorry123]

Does anyone use the ordinary's skincare products?

 

[Nopesorry123]

if she was from the US she’d actually be a size 14 haha

No she's a US 16 at least. My bf was talking about Spaced ears yesterday and I threw on the earring video and just the facial close ups were so jarring ! He highlighted her massive weight gain

 

[Somethingnew]

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Why does she look like she's been caught drunk and taking a shit in her office?

she’s even edited out her tooth gap in these photos...

 

[Lunamoon22]

Where is she in her house? Is that the office/studio down the back or somewhere in the main house?

Yeah, it's her office

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It's an old ASOS dress, out of stock.

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(It's safe to assume that every single piece of clothing, shoe and accessory that she owns is from ASOS )

Of course it’s from ASOS

 

[CapnPancakes]

Thirsty, farty and thinking (about another clickbait video tittle)

Thirty, farty and Drinking!

 

[CherryAcid]

She’s always styling the same outfits isn’t she Wardrobe full of clothes and she wears the same 5 outfits in every reel. Her to do lists piss me off too.. someone said a few pages ago that you don’t need ‘wake up’ on your to do list. Walking your dogs is another thing that should not be on your to do list. Makes it seem like a chore when it should just be apart of your normal daily routine.. like eating lunch. Going to b&m, the tip and sorting trash? I swear she only adds these pointless things to make her seem busier than she is, when really these are things we all do around our normal 9-5 jobs!! It’s truly embarrassing. What a hollow and unfulfilling life.

Wake up
Have a wash and brush teeth
Make bed......

It's an old ASOS dress, out of stock.

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(It's safe to assume that every single piece of clothing, shoe and accessory that she owns is from ASOS )

Aww thanks anyway x

 

[Tyla73]

It also involves a lot of ugly crying

It really does!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Wrong thread haha

No no she has a life coach/therapist however I’ve just realised autocorrect has got involved and changed life to lifestyle .

 

[Somethingnew]

Actually laughing aloud at the thread title

 

[lollipop89]

Well said, she's so cringe it's unbelievable. Walking contradiction. It's this personality trait that will ultimately break her. Always wanting more but never making her happier... Men, food, clothing and gadgets. In the end they mean nothing if you ain't doing the work on the inside... Yano

She will never change. And end up bitter because of it.

Sounds like she’s the one being influenced more than anyone...

 

[Somethingnew]

Any excuse for Helga to drink.

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this one though. Helen you need boobs for that dress. Or at least some tape to make it look like it can stay up properly

 

[Albert_Chris]

Does anyone use the ordinary's skincare products?

I'm sorry if this has already been answered but this was the first post I saw coming back to read up on old Jelly Belly!

I literally just purchased the Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1% on Sunday and it had honestly fixed the issues I was having within 2 days. I have now gone onto their website and did the regimen builder and got all of the products they suggested (4 in total and very affordable - I think less than $60 NZD so 30 pounds (sorry my keyboard doesn't have a pound symbol)).

I have been raving to everyone at my work about it and I am honestly so impressed!

Edited to say: Sorry for adding to the skincare chat - just super excited to find something that actually worked!
back to the usual programming...

 

[tapestry73]

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I can’t stop laughing at this photo- it seems off!! Is she sitting down!? What is going on?!

I don’t think this photo is that bad, she’s not wearing something completely clashing for once and actually looks normal. Her hair still looks damaged and greasy as fuck but least the god awful extensions are out.

 

[CherryAcid]

When I tell you I gasped at that “booze” cupboard. I thought the first shelf was bad then she panned down and I just covered my mouth in pure shock. We’re out here talking about the snacks but THE ALCOHOL christ

I cant comment on the booze as I have a large cupboard in my conservatory full of spirits and cocktail glasses etc

 

[rivers]

Is Maff seeing anyone yet?

He has done in the past I think. I pretty sure remember the girl getting flamed by Helen's fans, although that may have been a random female friend post divorce (or a figment of my imagination) so pls correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[ELFILY]

I feel like her one brain cell deserves a holiday, it's clearly being overworked

Don’t encourage her

 

[Bluelipstick]

If it does, her attempting to escape would look exactly like that scene with Danny DeVito in Always Sunny

Omg

 

[AB3]

What I wanna know is how she got an affiliate link with JOHN LEWIS

I think influencers put links through a website that spit put an affiliate link, so it probably wasn't directly from JL