Helen Anderson #14 Drinks if the day ends in Y, Not an influencer but please buy, buy, buy
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Yet another outing....
"GRACE GET SUM SKATES SO YOU CAN SKATE WIV ME, I MEAN FILM ME SKATIN' FOR MA IG"
"GRACE GET SUM SKATES SO YOU CAN SKATE WIV ME, I MEAN FILM ME SKATIN' FOR MA IG"
She’s gonna have no choice soon if she keeps expanding
What is she wearing ?! Why would you wear those chains and big earrings to go skate ? Son unpractical...
What happened to uploaded Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays in February.. she uploaded once on Tuesday lol
especially as someone learning who is probably gonna fall a lot, so dangerous! Still no helmet in sight, tbh she probably couldn’t fit her skanky extensions in one
The lack of protective gear is going to wind me up every time. She would love the attention of an injury from skating though.
Why is she dressed like a bootleg Vicky Pollard???
As a suffer of migraines which good old Helga claims to also suffer from, how the hell does she drink so much?
Alcohol even a small amount triggers mine off instantly and I’m in a dark room ice pick pain in my eye in agony for the next 12 hours.
I just don’t understand how she can eat and drink all the tit she does and not set a migraine off.
Unless she thinks a headache/hangover is a migraine which it most definitely isn’t!
Alcohol even a small amount triggers mine off instantly and I’m in a dark room ice pick pain in my eye in agony for the next 12 hours.
I just don’t understand how she can eat and drink all the tit she does and not set a migraine off.
Unless she thinks a headache/hangover is a migraine which it most definitely isn’t!
VIDEO SUMMARY: Jewellery for Stretched Ears
Description: Hey! So here's my current collection of earrings for my stretched ears!
Click this post to see my collection: NOPE
Description: Hey! So here's my current collection of earrings for my stretched ears!
Click this post to see my collection: NOPE
Says hello, then says "I'm assuming... no I KNOW FOR A FACT that most of the people that watch me are around the same age as me and have VERY similar interest"
She's dedicating a video to those with stretched ears and wants ALTERNATIVE JEWELLERY because SHE KNOWS her watchers have them.
Says she stretched hers up to 14 mm
Says she's created lots of content on her plug collections
Today she's going to do the same thing again but she's just using regular earrings (ooooh how aLtErNaTiVe)
In her head she thought her holes were really "GAY PEE" and she was really embarrassed about it (but couldn't be arsed to do anything about it)
She was going to go down the route of getting them sewn up... she still might do at some point - but blames COVID for stopping her from doing it (yeah sure, you had the time to get your pubes fried a thousand times, but a short surgery on ears was out of the question)
She knows that she CAN get it done NOW..... (erm, it's still lockdown dipshit)
She discovered she quite likes wearing hoops after a long time of being self-conscious about having her cat bum on show
She says she "quite likes the look" (which means in a couple of weeks she'll get them sewn up. Bet you anything)
She's now going to show us earrings which are "suitable for wearing"
The first pair is the free hoops from Matalan
She's got an identical pair from ASOS.
The reason why they work is because they have a closure!
She got a silver pair.
She's interested in trying out ear weights (I bet she never tries them out, she's all talk)
She's stopped showing us close-ups of the earrings now and is just shoving earrings in her ears, going "woo!" and moving on to the next.
She's now showing off what she describes as her "CHAV" earrings.
"THESE DON'T MOVE EEEEE VAH"
We can't see, she's terrible at showing off earrings.
"WOOOOOOO!"
Cut to a closer shot of her face now to show off Josie's earrings
Shoves a few more earrings in her cat bum and yells "WOOO! WOOO!"
She loves these ones because it makes her feel like she "GOING TO A PARRRRRRTY"
Last pair are a gold leaf earring which makes her feel like "ROYALTY" but we can't see them because she's swinging them around to check herself out in the mirror.
And that was her collection.
She's excited with the "FREEEEEEEDOM" of having earrings and the "UNBOVVEREDNESS OF SAGGY EAR".
"Some people might look and go... 'ew, she got a saggy ear' but I DON'T CARE! I'VE SAID IT BEFORE - BUT IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A PIRATE AND I LIKE IT"
It makes her feel more confident.
She doesn't know if she'll be able to link any of the earrings in the description because they're quite old, but she's going to give it a go.
The end
Wait... THAT’S IT ?!
Obviously breaking too many rules to upload her vlog
Helen Anderson #15 My saggy ear makes me look like a pirate and I love it.
Helen Anderson #15 My saggy ear makes me look like a pirate and I love it.
I’m not trying to be overly PC, but her describing the earrings as “chav earrings” is really cringe to me. I’m not from that background myself but I find it really uncomfortable when people who have a lot of money especially make comments about stereotypical “chav” fashion/decor/whatever items. There’s just no awareness there for others circumstances.
Well we did say just stick to one topic.
I didn't realise 'earrings' was such a weighty subject worthy of a video but
She's out of ideas isn't she
I didn't realise 'earrings' was such a weighty subject worthy of a video but
She's out of ideas isn't she
Someone get this girl some oil blotting papers she looks like a sweaty pig. Thought it was too much highlighter but her chin glistensVIDEO SUMMARY: Jewellery for Stretched Ears
Description: Hey! So here's my current collection of earrings for my stretched ears!
Click this post to see my collection: NOPE
View attachment 457144
Says hello, then says "I'm assuming... no I KNOW FOR A FACT that most of the people that watch me are around the same age as me and have VERY similar interest"
She's dedicating a video to those with stretched ears and wants ALTERNATIVE JEWELLERY because SHE KNOWS her watchers have them.
View attachment 457145
Says she stretched hers up to 14 mm
Says she's created lots of content on her plug collections
Today she's going to do the same thing again but she's just using regular earrings (ooooh how aLtErNaTiVe)
In her head she thought her holes were really "GAY PEE" and she was really embarrassed about it (but couldn't be arsed to do anything about it)
She was going to go down the route of getting them sewn up... she still might do at some point - but blames COVID for stopping her from doing it (yeah sure, you had the time to get your pubes fried a thousand times, but a short surgery on ears was out of the question)
She knows that she CAN get it done NOW..... (erm, it's still lockdown dipshit)
She discovered she quite likes wearing hoops after a long time of being self-conscious about having her cat bum on show
View attachment 457146
She says she "quite likes the look" (which means in a couple of weeks she'll get them sewn up. Bet you anything)
She's now going to show us earrings which are "suitable for wearing"
The first pair is the free hoops from Matalan
View attachment 457147
She's got an identical pair from ASOS.
The reason why they work is because they have a closure!
She got a silver pair.
She's interested in trying out ear weights (I bet she never tries them out, she's all talk)
She's stopped showing us close-ups of the earrings now and is just shoving earrings in her ears, going "woo!" and moving on to the next.
She's now showing off what she describes as her "CHAV" earrings.
"THESE DON'T MOVE EEEEE VAH"
View attachment 457148
We can't see, she's terrible at showing off earrings.
"WOOOOOOO!"
Cut to a closer shot of her face now to show off Josie's earrings
View attachment 457149
Shoves a few more earrings in her cat bum and yells "WOOO! WOOO!"
View attachment 457150
She loves these ones because it makes her feel like she "GOING TO A PARRRRRRTY"
View attachment 457151
View attachment 457152
Last pair are a gold leaf earring which makes her feel like "ROYALTY" but we can't see them because she's swinging them around to check herself out in the mirror.
View attachment 457153
And that was her collection.
She's excited with the "FREEEEEEEDOM" of having earrings and the "UNBOVVEREDNESS OF SAGGY EAR".
"Some people might look and go... 'ew, she got a saggy ear' but I DON'T CARE! I'VE SAID IT BEFORE - BUT IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A PIRATE AND I LIKE IT"
It makes her feel more confident.
She doesn't know if she'll be able to link any of the earrings in the description because they're quite old, but she's going to give it a go.
View attachment 457154
The end
Yup, she posted her earring collection on TikTok the other day... It got 400 likes...Well we did say just stick to one topic.
I didn't realise 'earrings' was such a weighty subject worthy of a video but
She's out of ideas isn't she
But SHE KNOWS her YouTube audience is going to love this one
Paused on this and saw Luna had a near identical cap
I’m not slating the artist at all but that’s not exactly the most flattering image of Helga looking like she’s mid snarl.Helen is shocked cos she herself doesnt do competitions or give aways
Not flattering, but definitely accurate !
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