JoopHe makes my skin crawl. I bet he wears Joop.
Loaf of breadHis hair is like a loaf of bread. I bet if he stood still long enough birds would try and nest in it!
bleepIt’s always baffled me how he’s got away with it for so long tbh!! I called him out a long time ago! He’s absolutely vile as well as a person that’s had the not so pleasure of meeting him at a ball! Everyone says “how does he go to the balls if he’s not with SW” it’s all a publicity stunt!
Black as night in my part of Yorkshire so odds are there will be a rain cloud above his scouring pad head soon enoughhis sneering little face pisses me off.
Harold, I hope it pisses down xx
Posing cunts with no socks. Exactly what I was thinking! Nice one.I used to love going racing, when I was younger and had no responsibilities as it’s an expensive day (not much change out of £300) but I find now a days at York, where I’m guessing he’s going, as he’s dressed for the county stand at £60 a ticket, is full of posing cunts with no socks. Winds me up as they want to be seen as part of the in crowd.
It isn't like it used to be years ago, all the meetings are full of drunken Prickards either rolling around on the grass or running up and down the race track with their trousers around their ankles for a dare, and don't get me started on the twats that have been caught on camera openly having sex on the lawns just to get their 15 minutes of fame!Posing cunts with no socks. Exactly what I was thinking! Nice one.
Im DeadWhy does he stand with his legs spread as if he has huge balls we know u haven't Hazza coz I seen ya in yer spray on skinnies. #bellend
That, my friend is fuckin geniusNew thread.
thanks to me for the thread title suggestion winning with 29 votes and got the number right this time.
sing it with me everyone....
Stick a gucci in me pocket
I'll fetch the seasonings from the van
Cause if you want the weight loss proof
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But heres the one thats driving me berserk
Why do only pickards and seasonings work
La la lala - la la la la la (etc)
He's mashed
The first race winner was a joint favourite... I’m sure the racing post will come crawling for his knowledge....
So you won £310.
Won at 4/1 but seen it at 5/1 so he must of been betting £30 or £40 on one race??? Lying bleepThe first race winner was a joint favourite... I’m sure the racing post will come crawling for his knowledge....
Will he come back at the end of the day and give us the true profit/loss figure after all the races have finished lolWon at 4/1 but seen it at 5/1 so he must of been betting £30 or £40 on one race??? Lying bleep
Talking of the princess diary he hasn’t posted his meal planner in about a month. Mabye he realised what a bleep he looked like for planning ‘WotEva I fAnCy’ and ‘sUmeT QuiCk’When hes filling out his princess rip off planner I wonder does he add 'nails' to what hes eaten for 'tea'