Harry & Meghan #81 You chose to do a moonlight flit, you Mermaid your bed, now lie in it!

[Bastille]

She's dug herself into a deep pit, this has me smiling. She's Markling herself

Meghan and Harry could be 'blowing it big-time' in bid to join Obamas

MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry's interview with Oprah Winfrey suggests they will not "fit in" with Hollywood's elite circle of celebrity couples such as the Obamas, Clooneys and Gates, a commentator claimed.

www.express.co.uk

Bloody hell! The Express is going for the kill, they've got a ton of articles just tearing them apart!!

 

[Poppea]

Poppea is German, so don't mention the war

Spoiler

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!

I am literally howling with laughter! Thank you!!
Pussygate!!

 

[Ubu1uk]

I completely agree that Welby is a pathetic Archbish. If the C of E had any sense they would have given the post to the wonderful John Sentamu who even made me half want to attend his services when he was Archbishop of York. He was modern yet respected the church traditions. But no they picked a mealy mouthed white man desperate to be as woke as possible. I have no sympathy for him.

 

[Margo_Channing]

She's dug herself into a deep pit, this has me smiling. She's Markling herself

Meghan and Harry could be 'blowing it big-time' in bid to join Obamas

MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry's interview with Oprah Winfrey suggests they will not "fit in" with Hollywood's elite circle of celebrity couples such as the Obamas, Clooneys and Gates, a commentator claimed.

www.express.co.uk

Good!! Completely block her from her Hollywood dream

 

[amethyst_unicorn]

Hubby popped out to the shops and brought me back this after listening to my rants today - he said he thought I might like it (flowers would have been nice, just saying )

ETA the job description is pretty ironic though given their ongoing narcissistic and traitorous behaviours

 

[VC10]

Its the Wedding presents I feel sorry for


I bet she has " enabled" them all away to unfortunates living in far-flung places ( glossing over the Carbon Footprint of ' relocating ' said goods all over the World) . Though what a Maori Warrior will find a use for a Russell Hobbs 4-slicer is anybodys guess....


Or a Red Indian living in a Tee Pee, confronted with a box of Clairol heated curlers

 

[mb1202]

Good!! Completely block her from her Hollywood dream

She’s got absolutely no hope in Hollywood. Imagine her in a starring role in a serious film- it would absolutely ruin the film’s reputation. She is a joke!

Even her go at the narration on that Disney elephant thing was pretty dreadful. She lives a shallow and empty existence, being around all these Hollywood types, and whether she realises it or not, she doesn’t belong and is only there because of who she married

edit- not saying Hollywood types are amazing inspirational people, I’m sure a lot of them are egotistical, slightly shady twats. I just mean that M swans around amongst them (clooneys, Tyler Perry etc) as if she earned her way there through any talent at all

 

[JulesyEire]

There was a resolved Message above one of the posts in this thread!!anyone have a clue what it’s about? It’s was scotch mist post

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Prince Charles wanted to release 'point by point' response to claims

Speaking to ET, Katie Nicholl noted that Prince Charles and Prince were 'keen to correct some' of the allegations made against the Royal Family by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I would have loved to have seen Charles sink their lies

NFW..... I would want TQ AND PARLIAMENT to sink their lies. Chuck doing it? he has no credibility given The Crown rehashing the whole Camilla, Diana, Chuck etc saga.

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Um. He's also got a problem because that second job will involve politics and appears as if it will develop into a political pressure group.
Don't think he thought that one through. Or he has and he doesn't care.

He added: “It is my belief that this is a humanitarian issue and as such, it demands a multi-stakeholder response from advocacy groups, members of the media, academic researchers, and both government and civil society leaders

Prince Harry joins US initiative to tackle fake news

Commission on Information Disorder aims to address ‘avalanche of misinformation’, says Harry

www.theguardian.com

 

[JAR21]

I completely agree that Welby is a pathetic Archbish. If the C of E had any sense they would have given the post to the wonderful John Sentamu who even made me half want to attend his services when he was Archbishop of York. He was modern yet respected the church traditions. But no they picked a mealy mouthed white man desperate to be as woke as possible. I have no sympathy for him.

Welby always seems quite camp to me

 

[Scotch Mist]

There was a resolved Message above one of the posts in this thread!!anyone have a clue what it’s about? It’s was scotch mist post

I asked for my pic to be removed in case it offended anyone!

 

[Baguette]

She’s got absolutely no hope in Hollywood. Imagine her in a starring role in a serious film- it would absolutely ruin the film’s reputation. She is a joke!

Even her go at the narration on that Disney elephant thing was pretty dreadful. She lives a shallow and empty existence, being around all these Hollywood types, and whether she realises it or not, she doesn’t belong and is only there because of who she married

edit- not saying Hollywood types are amazing inspirational people, I’m sure a lot of them are egotistical, slightly shady twats. I just mean that M swans around amongst them (clooneys, Tyler Perry etc) as if she earned her way there through any talent at all

Maybe that's why Megz long term agent walked back in December....

 

[DarnIt]

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[Justhereforthedrama]

Honestly when I read 'Chief Impact Officer' I nearly spat my tea out. And then I thought, what does that mean? The word Impact is important here, so basically I think hes signed up to being a living advertisement for Betterup? I doubt he'll do any real work, just have his name attached to the brand.

And when I read 'product specialist' I thought duck NO. That's my job. He has literally no experience in tech or Product development or Product Management or tech, or app development or health, or anything really, so he's just another under qualified overpromoted wealthy bloke who's used his connections to nab himself some MORE money. Money grubbing twit.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Wait, so he will actually have to physically 'go to work'?? Megsy is getting him out of her way then...leaving her free to scheme a bit more

Plus, if it was yoga, dog-petting & onsie parties he was after, I'm sure they could have easily been arranged alongside his previous RF life, without the need for all this crap and drama

They may be living in San Francisco, who knows, everything they say is a lie. CEO Chimpo Sussex might not have to commute to his job at "Bugg...ed.Up" after all. I bet he will hate the dog-petting team bonding bit. I hope a doberman tears the bum bit out of his rabbit onsite. What a jerk.

Back in 2015, Omid Scobie wrote a piece on Angelina Jolie's 'secret wedding'. Meghan thinks she's the next incarnation of Angelina, so did they stick in a 'secret wedding' story thinking it was a bit of Brangelina celebrity cos-play? Maybe this was all just stupidity, not blackmail?

That said, I keep thinking if the wedding ceremony answer was straightforward, Lambeth Palace would have made a short, simple comment on the record. Makes me think there's something not quite right here about what the Archbish was persuaded to do by La Markle. He was very noticeably infatuated by her...

Mght His Holiness have fallen prey to her toxic sex appeal?.... Could she have flashed her knickers at him like she did to Serena's husband at Wimbledon? No wonder Welby is lying down in a darkened room at Lambeth Palace with a wet flannel on his head. Maybe he's fled the country with Warby? Warby 'n Welby, two outlaws on the run....

 

[The Gardener]

Sorry if this has already been discussed.

Zara Tindall: Queen's granddaughter gives birth to boy

Zara and Mike Tindall announce the birth of their first son, who is 22nd in line to the throne.

www.bbc.co.uk

Wondering how they will top that when Archie's sister arrives.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Yes, France requires a civil wedding for any legal marriage - different from UK. Seems too big a coincidence that Omid wrote a story about Angelina then the same nonsense pops up for the Harkles.

There's something in the background here about the Archbishop, I agree. Not necessarily about the alleged secret rehearsal though, maybe something else.

Back on podcast-watch, their new hire Ben Browning is in charge of Archewell Production and Archewell Audio. Note to Harkles - update your Arsewell website! No mention of 'our team' as yet...

Putting a couple of things together, Browning has a good track record as a producer and is credible. He will want this to be a success personally, or he'll move on pretty sharpish. He's now owning the relationships with Netflix and Spotify - they will be happy to deal with someone who knows how many beans make five. Maybe the fact that Sunshine Sachs are now only tasked with Archewell Foundation PR is related - Ben B has control of publicity for all the streaming / podcast work. He's no fool.

There was a rumour that Netflix thought the first cut of the Harkles 'our year in America' documentary was a vanity project and not good enough. Shortly after that, Browning came on board. The Cringecast emerged in December and was an international joke. Again, Browning is now running the audio side. I'm not sure what will be coming out but it's probably going to be a lot better and won't necessarily star the Harkles. No more vanity projects. He's going to cut deals with small podcast producers with a 'woke' theme, and promote them under the Archewell brand, most likely.

....something in the background here about the Archbishop..." i bet it's to do with the christening that never was.

 

[Gorilla]

Proud Canadian here. Team Queen. I've been thinking of these two toxic women lately, a lot in common between JP and MM. It's a joke and shame. Any update on Smeggy's investigation?
Slightly off topic since we all are keen on exploring JCMH's new gig @WorstUp. Comical it is.

Julie Payette: Canada governor general quits amid bullying claims

The Queen's representative says she is sorry for the lack of a healthy work environment at her office.

www.bbc.com

 

[buflesse]

She’s got absolutely no hope in Hollywood. Imagine her in a starring role in a serious film- it would absolutely ruin the film’s reputation. She is a joke!

Even her go at the narration on that Disney elephant thing was pretty dreadful. She lives a shallow and empty existence, being around all these Hollywood types, and whether she realises it or not, she doesn’t belong and is only there because of who she married

edit- not saying Hollywood types are amazing inspirational people, I’m sure a lot of them are egotistical, slightly shady twats. I just mean that M swans around amongst them (clooneys, Tyler Perry etc) as if she earned her way there through any talent at all

I think this is one of the reasons I respect Catherine. She knows that she's only where she is because of William, and she knows that she didn't do much while they were dating, and she doesn't try to claim that she's some kind of empowered feminist career woman who outshines William. She doesn't count celebrities in her 'inner circle' (and if she does, she's very discreet about it). She understands her role and does an excellent job.