Harry & Meghan #81 You chose to do a moonlight flit, you Mermaid your bed, now lie in it!

[pellegrino]

The old Oprah would have ripped her a new one


Who is ANL?

Associated News Limited.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Why not? Why does anyone get with anyone long term? Clearly pushed his buttons in some way and contrary to what some believe, most women in his circles did not want to date or marry him. His two long term girlfriends- Chelsy and Cressida -both dumped him and ran. Exactly like Charles in this way, actually. He proposed to multiple women before Diana and was turned down every time. One woman - a wealthy landowner's daughter named Anna Wallace - he proposed to twice and she told him where to put himself. Aristocratic women mostly don't want the bother of royal life these days, they have money, good jobs and freedom, why give up the freedom?

Most women don't actually want to marry a prince once they realise what it entails, or deal with a man with Harry's psychological problems no matter how rich or royal he is. Chelsy Davy couldn't take the royal restrictions that came with Harry. Cressida couldn't take his mental problems or tightfistedness. He may have been able to procure a steady supply of one night stands and casual sex dates or appointments with young women he'd never think of marrying in Vegas etc, but beyond that, he really probably didn't meet many women who were that enthusiastic about him long-term once they knew him. He clearly did decided he wanted to get married and settle down at some point, was envious of Kate and William's bond and household, and Meghan turned up in that window. It's also quite common for men to marry whoever turns up in that window when they suddenly decide it's time to settle down, where as before they'd mess endless more suitable women for years around because they 'weren't ready'.

As you say probably a case of seeing William's marriage "I want one of those too", Hazbeen didn't want to be outdone and kept being rejected as a swain-for-life because he had the same shallow attitude to women as he had for his military appointments. Minimum commitment, all show and medals and stiff hats but zero understanding of the hard work and input required.
Along came bunny-boiler Minge who made him feel like a Real Man, a stallion, clever sexy and special. Then misunderstood, undermined, and flattened like roadkill.
I can't stand him but I think it's very sad he's been set up by these pyramid parasites like a prize wally in this non-job of Chimpo, cynically touting for mental health sufferers to sell hope to.
Everyone's laughing behind his back as he attends non-meetings and tries to look clever and keep up with the big boys in his woolly and befuddled brain. He's not of sound mind, but who cares? What matters is his title on the website.
Presumably we can call Hazzbeen Chimpo but not Minge?

 

[LadyMuck]

Latest Sue Smith video

 

[liar liar]

Reminds me of going to Hastings pier in the 60's when you could cuddle a monkey and have your pic taken b4 going and choosing a glass animal to be blown specially for ya. Those were the days.

I'm sorry but no-one is going to tell me that that didn't happen or that it was bad that it happened. I held the monkey, had the pics taken with my sister and we laughed at what a great day it had been before being taken to the beach trampolines and the crazy golf. That was life. Meghan is not going to re-write it into some hideous exploitation of animals or infer there was some racial bias to it - end of.

 

[freda19]

Sorry we only did French at school. Cheers.

Poppea is German, so don't mention the war.





@Poppea that's a Fawlty Towers running joke bubba. Please don't report me for racism. I'm still recovering from pussygate and some other offence I truly do not recall perpetrating. People are so weird.

On topic, Honestly who dafuq thought this chimpo thing a good idea? Is smeggy setting him up.
"Sweetie, Orca and I have found you a wonderful position as a chimpo Chief Impact Officer in a big company.People will have to take you seriously now honeybun. There's even a doggy called gordo yoga day and they wear onesies to the office and everything. It'll be just like being back in kindergarten the miliitary, with lots of power."

 

[coconochanel]

Oh dear they have been caught out lying 'That's a SHOCK' said no one with a brain.

 

[Kotare]

I remember yesterday saying that the Royal Foundation / Heads Together would have to look at how much of their work Prince Chimpo would be 'borrowing' for his paymasters at BetterUP.

Hazza's written a few words a torrent of woke diarrhoea for BetterUP. I've bolded the interesting bits...

Prince Harry's statement about why he's joining BetterUp

First of all, I am really excited to be joining the BetterUp team and community! Thanks for having me.

I firmly believe that focusing on and prioritising our mental fitness unlocks potential and opportunity that we never knew we had inside of us. As the Royal Marine Commandos say, 'It's a state of mind.' We all have it in us.

Being attuned with your mind, and having a support structure around you, are critical to finding your own version of peak performance.

What I've learned in my own life is the power of transforming pain into purpose.

During my decade in the military, I learned that we don't just need to build physical resilience, but also mental resilience. And in the years since, my understanding of what resilience means — and how we can build it — has been shaped by the thousands of people and experts I've been fortunate to meet and learn from.

When I first met Alexi, we instantly recognised a shared passion for helping others realise their full potential. As our conversations continued, it became even more clear that we hold a similar philosophy on mental health: that we must proactively take care of our minds.

In addition to this shared philosophy, what caught my attention about BetterUp was that the company's mission to unlock the potential in people everywhere necessitates innovation, impact, and integrity. Their team has been delivering on that work for years. I was also impressed by the scale and opportunity for impact – the ability to change millions of people's lives for the better, through a combination of human connection, leading technology, and behavioural science.

I've personally found working with a BetterUp coach to be invaluable. I was matched with a truly awesome coach who has given me sound advice and a fresh perspective. And because we believe in strengthening our own mental fitness, our entire Archewell team also has access to BetterUp coaching.

As BetterUp's first Chief Impact Officer, my goal is to lift up critical dialogues around mental health, build supportive and compassionate communities, and foster an environment for honest and vulnerable conversations. And my hope is to help people develop their inner strength, resilience, and confidence.

In this new role, I'll be focused on four key areas:

• Driving advocacy and awareness for mental fitness. We can and will elevate the global conversation around our mental health. What we're doing is about equipping people to thrive. Whether you're performing at the highest level, or want to get to the next level, or just want to get started, it's all about having the specialised resources, preparation, and human connection to back you up — whatever the challenge.
• Guiding BetterUp's social mission and impact to bring the science of peak performance and human potential into the hands of people worldwide.
• Influencing the vision of BetterUp's platform, community, and member experience. I'm excited to help shape their already extensive library with content and resources on mental fitness and to share new stories and voices. To start, I've invited BetterUp to work with 'Peak State: Mental Fitness', a platform I helped establish which provides practical online tools to enhance our mental fitness.
• Expanding BetterUp's global community of thought leadership, coaches, customers, and members through outreach and strategic planning.

Self-optimisation is not about fixing something that's broken. It's about becoming the best version of ourselves, with whatever life throws at us — someone who is ready for the next challenge and can meet setbacks with courage, confidence, and self-awareness.

This is what BetterUp is making possible, and I look forward to being on this journey with you.

Join the community to get access to insights, advice, and tools on reaching your true potential, and be the first to learn about new content and programmes on mental fitness and resilience that I'll be developing.

“ During my decade in the military, I learned that we don't just need to build physical resilience, but also mental resilience. And in the years since, my understanding of what resilience means — and how we can build it — has been shaped by the thousands of people and experts I've been fortunate to meet and learn from.”

and yet, Ginge

” I was too ashamed, not two years ago, to seek help for my wife’s embarrassing deteriorating mental health to the point of suicide. I was so vapid, uncaring and weak, despite my decade of military training, I couldn’t ring a single one of my Royal Foundation mental health contacts. I was so paralysed by shame I couldn’t contact my own Counsellor, so utterly shameful and scared of my own shadow I couldn’t even reach out to her mother and neither could she. Poor darling Meg. So bereft of support from me, her dozens of close friends, her psychologist mother, her array of new age attendant physicians she was forced to head to faceless HR, who cruelly turned her away”

 

[Flairey]

my cousin who was in his forward party in Afganisttan on his first tour while he was still in The Blues & Royals and gaurd of honour at his wedding thinks he is an Absolute bleep for dragging The Regiment thru the mud actully everyone thinks he is a spineless bleep

Good ask your cousin to hop on here and spare some tea. He is indeed an actual bleep and should be left in a room with some boys from the regiment to 'have a word' with him about his choice of wife and for trying to take down his granny. Along with anything else they'd like to take up with him whilst they have him there.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Prince Harry has added another job to the burgeoning portfolio career he has built up since relinquishing his royal duties, by joining a US initiative to tackle fake news.

I mean,
you could literally just turn to her and tell her to shut the duck up?
Resolves a large portion of the fake news coming out lately by just doing that, no need for the wokey as duck made up titles.
Chief twatwaffle will do.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

But Haznoballs is white and its been decided by the world that you cannot be racist to white people remember!

I think that Genevieve Roth BS was a segue to her justifying Nazi Harry's past. you are racist up until you marry a POC.

 

[liar liar]

Associated News Limited.

His next employer - currently writing a special job description for Bubba.

 

[LadyMuck]

Police arrested man after bomb disposal unit attended after a report of suspicious itemat Queens official residence in Edinburgh, Holyroodhouse.

Hope that's not sugars

 

[liar liar]

Prince Harry has added another job to the burgeoning portfolio career he has built up since relinquishing his royal duties, by joining a US initiative to tackle fake news.

I mean,
you could literally just turn to her and tell her to shut the duck up?
Resolves a large portion of the fake news coming out lately by just doing that, no need for the wokey as duck made up titles.
Chief twatwaffle will do.

Don't break my heart; my Smeggy wokey heart...

 

[DarnIt]

I just posted similar(but with Orca getting him the post for that gravitas he needs).
I promise I wasn't copying you, please forgive me. Great minds.

Gives new meaning to ‘top banana’.
Megs has already copyrighted the branding & text copy of all bananas for all time - ‘tis troof, i did it first, me me me’.
Hazza now has executive role as Chimpo & BananaMuncher at BuggerUp.

 

[freda19]

Surely it will be in the chicken coop on a bed of straw while "the rising sun washed over her makeshift yoga garden, while an exotic flock of birds that looked as if they had just had their tails dipped in pots of colourful paints serenaded her”.then oprah, omid and Gayle rode in on camels to witness the miracle of the girlchild

Oh I am SO bagging that image for later.

 

[Scotch Mist]

I think that Genevieve Roth BS was a segue to her justifying Nazi Harry's past. you are racist up until you marry a POC.

I'm in the clear then! We're all brown and furry in this house

 

[DarnIt]

she is from bleeping ALASKA. Omg (so I guess no Lindsay Roth connection). Alaska. That is Sarah Palin country.


is that in direct competition with Headsup or whatever it was that h, W and K kicked off well before Migraine? Is there not a massive conflict of interest/industrial espionage (ie he is a former corporate insider).... I guess a year means probably not but the conflict is revolting. He is competing with his brother. What a bleep

Who owns the copyright & intellectual property rights for the original platform content etc.
Hmm, copyright, haven’t I seen that said somewhere before?

 

[antisocialmedia]

As you say probably a case of seeing William's marriage "I want one of those too", Hazbeen didn't want to be outdone and kept being rejected as a swain-for-life because he had the same shallow attitude to women as he had for his military appointments. Minimum commitment, all show and medals and stiff hats but zero understanding of the hard work and input required.
Along came bunny-boiler Minge who made him feel like a Real Man, a stallion, clever sexy and special. Then misunderstood, undermined, and flattened like roadkill.
I can't stand him but I think it's very sad he's been set up by these pyramid parasites like a prize wally in this non-job of Chimpo, cynically touting for mental health sufferers to sell hope to.
Everyone's laughing behind his back as he attends non-meetings and tries to look clever and keep up with the big boys in his woolly and befuddled brain. He's not of sound mind, but who cares? What matters is his title on the website.
Presumably we can call Hazzbeen Chimpo but not Minge?

Harry is the monkey and Meg is the organ grinder

 

[SarahN]

I wonder whether she will see chimpo off for his first day at work with « you are loved » and « you are brave » bananas in his lunchbox to cheer him on.

 

[Ireckon]

Reminds me of Rodney from Only Fools and Horses. He has a GCE in Art

And ‘Some mothers do hav’em’ Frank Spencer had ‘A 25 yard Swimming certificate’