Prince Harry has never been on a bus....
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Off topic but I could totally go a waffle right now, our kind. 
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The lie about Farchie’s first word was probably a first stage of a merchandising tie-in! Have La Coste got a kids range coming out soon 
He is half in half out, just as he wanted.Prince Harry has never been on a bus....
Prince Harry has never been on a bus Part 2 (with Cameron in New Jersey)
I think he might have said “never been on an open top bus” but I refuse to rewatch the drivel to be sure!Prince Harry has never been on a bus Part 2 (with Cameron in New Jersey)
One of my children's first words was chicken
. Purely because her (unfortunate) fond name was chicken legs. But even that was a stretch to link the vowel sounds together to get the word she was saying. Once heard never unheard however. Bit like talking dogs and their sausages (pom not included as she likely speaks beautifully). No-one in the house at that time used the word mum so that wasn't a familiar sound to that child. One of my other children's first word was beer
and no it wasn't my alcohol intake in question.So to even get crocodile beggars the question how often was that word said and in what context? Was it a bit like Stephen icke's the RF are all
lizards?Think that's right but he's very familiar with bus-based publicity stunts... Nothing is ever new with these two, just a rinse and repeat.
I will always have a soft spot for Harry, he is a few years older than me but I remember Diana's death. Its really sad to see that he has gone from being the most popular member from the RF to whatever he is now.
I can understand him wanting some privacy but if you look at William and Kate they generally are given privacy by the media. Of course when Harry got married people wanted to know about his wife and his family which he was public about longing for. If he and M had stuck it out in the UK the media would have gotten bored with them eventually just like they did with William and Kate. Instead they have created more drama and publicity by their actions.
I can understand him wanting some privacy but if you look at William and Kate they generally are given privacy by the media. Of course when Harry got married people wanted to know about his wife and his family which he was public about longing for. If he and M had stuck it out in the UK the media would have gotten bored with them eventually just like they did with William and Kate. Instead they have created more drama and publicity by their actions.
So, if in his mind, he stepped back, and not away, what was he expecting? To run off to tinseltown, get away from 'toxic' press, for what, maybe a year? Do no dreary meet n greets or opening of buildings in rain soaked UK? Then just waltz back?
Yes!!!
The JC video is cringe and all. But he looked nervous too.
Did he really say the crown was "loosely" based on the truth and that was ok?
FFS what are they both complaining about their press coverage for then?
This is my first attempt at a poem since I was a child. I’m home schooling and did it as my son was doing it. Please be kind 
Employee of the month Netflix did cry
While Hazno acted all so sly
A waffle maker the Queen has bought
As we learnt at what Archie was taught
Crocodile was his first word Haz exclaimed
While making sure the press was blamed
I didn’t want to leave but they made me
I had to think of my wife and baby
Whatever that side may say, I didn’t want to leave that way
The script was stuck to by the word but nothing was quite so absurd
As when Meghan received her call, which was by chance and knew nothing at all.
Hurrah the duchess has made it as well,
All make up and hair done looking swell.
Oh how the press treated them badly but America has taken them in gladly.
But for all of us Brits to see, you came across as me, me, me.
To use your family to progress in life, with causing them so much strife.
By cashing in on deals galore, you’re making yourself seem like a bore.
So Haz when you read Archie a story, I hope you tell him in all of its glory.
The story of how Great Gran is the Queen and just what his life might have been.
Surrounded by his family with which he could see, how a royal life and duty should be.
So please stop your whinging, take time to reflect and stop trying to use the press to deflect.
You were our favourite royal for years but now it’s time to dry your tears.
We don’t want you anymore so please just leave and shut the door.
Employee of the month Netflix did cry
While Hazno acted all so sly
A waffle maker the Queen has bought
As we learnt at what Archie was taught
Crocodile was his first word Haz exclaimed
While making sure the press was blamed
I didn’t want to leave but they made me
I had to think of my wife and baby
Whatever that side may say, I didn’t want to leave that way
The script was stuck to by the word but nothing was quite so absurd
As when Meghan received her call, which was by chance and knew nothing at all.
Hurrah the duchess has made it as well,
All make up and hair done looking swell.
Oh how the press treated them badly but America has taken them in gladly.
But for all of us Brits to see, you came across as me, me, me.
To use your family to progress in life, with causing them so much strife.
By cashing in on deals galore, you’re making yourself seem like a bore.
So Haz when you read Archie a story, I hope you tell him in all of its glory.
The story of how Great Gran is the Queen and just what his life might have been.
Surrounded by his family with which he could see, how a royal life and duty should be.
So please stop your whinging, take time to reflect and stop trying to use the press to deflect.
You were our favourite royal for years but now it’s time to dry your tears.
We don’t want you anymore so please just leave and shut the door.
The line about 'stepping back' is all about emphasising he is still Royal and his beloved VIP status hasn't changed. In his dim ginger mind, he's still important.
I have a feeling as well Hazno still feels entitled to show up in the UK and instruct the peasants on their duty to him. Maybe at that point, he was still expecting to be on UK TV as the face of the Rugby League World Cup? He might not have realised that one was getting pulled off him.
I can't get over how much he talked about Invisible Archie - his first word, he eats waffles, his bed time routine, his zoom calls... Isn't that called 'serving up your son on a silver platter'?
Harry referring to himself as "Royal" and having stepped back, not stepped down. Sure - we get it, you don't want to be seen as a commoner
This.
I wish H would give actual examples of what he deems toxic press. What did they say that he found so bad that he had to run away? Could it be that they were simply reporting on their hypocrisy
He said it was fictional but his life wasnt
Brilliant!This is my first attempt at a poem since I was a child. I’m home schooling and did it as my son was doing it. Please be kind
Employee of the month Netflix did cry
While Hazno acted all so sly
A waffle maker the Queen has bought
As we learnt at what Archie was taught
Crocodile was his first word Haz exclaimed
While making sure the press was blamed
I didn’t want to leave but they made me
I had to think of my wife and baby
Whatever that side may say, I didn’t want to leave that way
The script was stuck to by the word but nothing was quite so absurd
As when Meghan received her call, which was by chance and knew nothing at all.
Hurrah the duchess has made it as well,
All make up and hair done looking swell.
Oh how the press treated them badly but America has taken them in gladly.
But for all of us Brits to see, you came across as me, me, me.
To use your family to progress in life, with causing them so much strife.
By cashing in on deals galore, you’re making yourself seem like a bore.
So Haz when you read Archie a story, I hope you tell him in all of its glory.
The story of how Great Gran is the Queen and just what his life might have been.
Surrounded by his family with which he could see, how a royal life and duty should be.
So please stop your whinging, take time to reflect and stop trying to use the press to deflect.
You were our favourite royal for years but now it’s time to dry your tears.
We don’t want you anymore so please just leave and shut the door.
You may not like James Corden but to compare him to Roscoe Arbuckle, a man who was complicit and involved with the rape and murder of Virginia Rappe. Is imo going to far. Rappe was forcibly penetrated with a coco cola bottle , it broke and disintegrated inside her.
Prince Harry Said He Doesn't Want 'The Crown' to Cover His Life
"I'm going to make sure I stop it before they get to me."
www.marieclaire.com
proof that he only cares about himself.I'm not putting down the awfulness of a parent dying. And this comment isn't about you so please take it as a general comment. But I really think someone needs to kick hazzza in the knackers and tell him to man the duck up.
People lose parents. People end up coping. It's hard. But if we add in the mix those who've "lost" parents through divorce (my dad disappeared for 20 years so he personally dumped me) how do we end up with this large child as the spokesperson for non coping.
If he's all that bothered with this then why doesn't he support more than just wellchild? Why doesn't he really push behind supporting families in bereavement, divorce, separation? why doesn't he do something worthwhile with his anger and grief and grow up and look after his own kids and stop reliving the trauma. Has he ever thought that he might be triggering for all the wrong reasons with his nightly rehash of his "grief" .
FFS their quiet evenings at home must be a barrel of laughs
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