Harry & Meghan #440 Wham bam, call me Ma'am

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They have a loving Uncle in James, they have fantastic relationships with Royal born Peter Phillips and commoner Mike Tindall plus the males we don't really know of such as William and Catherine’s friends, not forgetting Pippa, James's wife, Zara and other females around in their circles. Special mention to Carole and Michael too.
Charlotte and Louis will be fine.
 
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Given Smeg's penchant for all things creased and in the cream-to-beige spectrum, we should probably be thankful she's way too short for Mummy's wedding dress.

Classless wouldn't even cover the spectacle.
She would have demanded it be shortened and made to fit if they had been married after Beatrice …… if Bea could be married wearing a dress belonging to the Queen then her wearing Di’s wedding meringue of a dress would be her God given right.…… I can picture it now
 
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Given Smeg's penchant for all things creased and in the cream-to-beige spectrum, we should probably be thankful she's way too short for Mummy's wedding dress.

Classless wouldn't even cover the spectacle.
FFS! We know she reads everything on here, what have you done?
 
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Being "the spare" when you are arrogant (Andrew) and stupid (Harry) is problematic, as we have observed in the behaviour of both.

The problem was partly to do with those around them and partly to do with their character.

Intelligent people learn from mistakes and work to ensure the mistakes are not made again.
Charlotte and Louis have intelligent and sensible adults around them in William, Catherine and the Middleton family.

I'm sure that team of classy individuals will make sure previous mistakes regarding the upbringing of "spares" will be corrected if the children have any character traits that may be problematic.
 
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Speaking of Di’s wedding dress looked what has cropped up in a Bonmarche leaflet which has just literally been posted through my door. The designer of that wedding dress David Emanuel has in his new range ........... a lemon print blazer! Meagain will be ordering hers as we speak!
 
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Just on on earth does the idiot think he is needed to help Charlotte and Louis come to terms with being the spare when he clearly hasn't managed it himself. All he could teach would how to use it as a tool to get your own way. I would be so offended with his offer of assistance when he has made such a mess of his own life. He should not and will not get within a few feet of those children for their safety.
 
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FFS! We know she reads everything on here, what have you done?
Not going to lie - I’d love her to wear Princess Di’s wedding dress. It looks a mess on Diana (and she was naturally beautiful) so it would be utterly horrific on the plastic surgeon addict ILBW.
 
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It is creepy...and delusional...and if true an indication of a)how he sees nothing wrong with how he's behaved and b)his utter narcissism - how bizarre that he thinks he can help. He's been utterly toxic to his brother and sister in law, yet he thinks he's a role model for their children.

I'm beginning to think that he does this on purpose, for a laugh. They are trolling the Wales, on purpose. It's physiological warfare. All designed for the 'poor Harry' persona he desires.
 
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Diana's Ghost Criticised for Missing Perkin's Birthday Party

Royal expert, Tom Quinn, has revealed that the ghost of Diana may have been too busy to attend.



Writing in the Mirror, Mr Quinn offered a series of educated guesses about the goings on at the party.

A star studded array of celebrity guests gathered to celebrate little Perkin's birthday, including Abigail Spencer, P Diddy, Mindy Kaling, three debt collectors and, an uber driver - dragged in to make up the numbers.

The guests were treated to an array of delicious food, whipped up in the American Riviera kitchen: including jam sandwiches, jam sponge, jam tarts, jam cheese and pineapple on sticks - and other sweet treats stolen from the Bero Recipe book and smeared with jam.

A mild thrill of excitement ran through the assembled hostages guests, when during a game of Squeak Piggy Squeak, Harry (formerly known as Prince) let slip that the Nigerian government will bestow upon his wife the title of Duckegg of Suspects, during their forthcoming trip.

But sadly one guest was absent, the ghost of gan-gan (all rights reserved).

The mystery was solved when it was revealed Diana's ghost had attended the Met Gala.

And in a terrible twist of fate, the spectral ever-presence in the royal couples life had stolen the glamorous pairs invitation.

"Obviously we were disappointed," said a source, with knowledge of the matter, "but we couldn't have gone anyway because this one as late back from playing with his imanigary friend on the see-saw and needed a bath."
 
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From Diana’s dress to Bonmarche…..has he been markled ?
 
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I’m still disturbed by ILBW telling Harold his mother spoke to her during yoga. That is so creepy and manipulative. And the fact that he falls for it shows how vulnerable he is and she’s taking advantage of him. I almost feel sorry for him.
 
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How lovely. The Clooneys and their kids will be able to admire it when they come round for carefully curated cake and ice cream later, along with the other A listers.
 
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How ridiculous
That would be totally unappreciated by a 5 year old
Exactly a five year old would not want a watercolour painting. It's as bad as the waffle maker that the Queen allegedly sent Archie for Christmas.
 
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