Harry & Meghan #438 it's life, Jam, but not as we know it.

[wibble]

I'm making seven figures too...

And in less than a year...

 

[Flowerstar68]

Was it not stated at the time that only those who participated in the ceremony would receive a medal? Occupying a back seat for the duration, hidden by a feather, does not cut the mustard.

I hope the feather got one, it did a sterling job!

 

[wibble]

I know, but I could understand if he had gotten ill etc, but it just seemed a bit over the top to say he's returning to work. He's been to a few outings recently.
Maybe it's just me lol

According the Mirror headline he's trolling the Harkles.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[VC10]

Where's Shouty Shola's basket of mouldy lemons and pink sludge I wonder??

Stuck up her arse- where she speaks from

 

[JAR21]

If it’s 15 then the two ‘5’s are nothing like one another, that’s why I went for 18 …… and why I need to get a life instead of studying j** jar labels!!

But there doesn't seem to be a loop at the top! I suppose we might find out if there's a 15 appearing at some point! What crap writing she has!

 

[VC10]

Updated Tattle bleep List


Meghan. UTTER BUCKET-MINGED bleeping OLD MATTRESS bleep

Harry. UTTER UNLIKEABLE , TINY- BROKEN COCKED DELUDED bleep

Doria. OLD JAILBIRD DUPLICIOUS FRIGHTENING BOAT-RACED THEIVING bleep

CNN. USA CUNTS

ITV. GB CUNTS

Shola mingeshite. LYING RASCIST GOBSHIT MINGED bleep WITH A FALSE DOCTORATE OUT OF A CHRISTMAS CRACKER, A BIG bleeping GOB & AN EVEN BIGGER GASH.

Owen prat. SMALL bleep

Omid bleep-features. UGLY SINGLE NO-HOPER CRAYOLA'D, BITTER LONELY bleep WHO CANT GET LAID

Chis tit. ITV ENABLED bleep

Miserable Harrison. STUPID-LOOKING MYOPIC bleep

Shaun Robinson. A bleep

Stephen Colbert. ANOTHER bleep

Liz Jones. UGLY DRUNKEN NONSENSICAL OLD SOAK OF A bleep WHO CANT WRITE.

Paul burrell. DIANAS bleep WHO NEVER SHUTS HIS bleeping GOB

Blake lively. A bleep

Bouzey. PRIZE bleep

Myra. SEE ABOVE-A bleep

James Barr. bleep

Shane reaction bleep

House in habit. bleep

Denise welch. DRUNKEN bleep

Charlene white. ENABLED MORONIC bleep

Bill maher. bleep

Marlene fugazi. GREAT-ARSED LYING GATECRASHER OF A RACIAL ' CAUGHT-OUT' bleep.

Tessa Dunlop. RUBBERY bleep

Sheryl crow. NASALLY-VOICED bleep

Giles coren. A PRIZE BOZZ-EYED bleep WHO SPREADS LIES

Gary Janetti. bleep

Sarah vine. ANOTHER bleep

Anna pasternack STUPIDLY-NAMED bleep.

James corden GREAT FAT-ARSED UNTALENTED bleep WITH A BOAT ON IT YOUD NEVER TIRE OF PUNCHING.

Carolyn McCall. ITV ENABLING PROTECTING SEX-PEST bleep

Leanor. FALSE ONLINE bleep

Piers Morgan GOBSHITE - BUT IS STILL SPLITTING TATTLERS OPINIONS bleep

Baroness Bruck ANOTHER FALSE ONLINE bleep NOT 100 YARDS FROM MONTESHITO.....

Kim kardashian GREAT SLIT-ARSED SIMPLETON bleep

Jenny afia. DODGY BRIEF ENABLING bleep

BBC. ALL CUNTS.

James OBrien ENTITLED TALENTLESS bleep

Andy Cohen GORMLESS TURKEY-TEEFED bleep

Princess Eugienie HORSE-FACED bleep

Penguin / Random house WOKE 2-BIT PRINTING-PRESS CUNTS

Better Up. BEGGY MONEY - TROUSERING LAUNDERING CUNTS

Ashley cole. LYING, CHEATING, BLAMEWORTHY bleep

Oprah winfrey. FAT OLD BAG ENABLING bleep

Ellie hall. bleep

Lord Dannett SILLY OLD bleep

Ellen Degeneres. ODD-LOOKING bleep

Abigail Spencer. A bleep

Beyoncé HAS-BEEN WARBLING bleep

Melissa McCarthy. bleep

Sophie Trudeau GRIM-BOATED bleep

Jameela Jamil SOME OLD bleep

Jessica Mulroney bleep

Markus RAG-PUBLISHING bleep

And a special CUNTS grouping of all of the z-list and no-hoper CUNTS who recieved a jar of jam from the hoe.

 

[LadyMuck]

Another BookWorm today, for those interested.

 

[Maggiemaynot]

But there doesn't seem to be a loop at the top! I suppose we might find out if there's a 15 appearing at some point! What crap writing she has!

How very dare you.
It’s Cali Lily Arch O’Grifty.
So there.

 

[LadyMuck]

TRG not happy!

 

[DoubleOld]

Thanks for the new thread and title.






One of the 'Housewives' someone called Garcelle, has got a jar.

So Chrissy, a Kardashian and now a RH.

We're not exactly in Highgrove territory, are we?

If she tries to launch in the UK, will Katie Price be getting one?

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I choose Jada Pinkett Smith to be on the show with Rachel.

I'd actually watch that. Lemme get my popcorn and drinks ready.

 

[FrancesDundee80]

I'm making seven figures too...

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And in less than a year...

I am not sure how the Royal inheritance work. I was expecting that Hazno would get some serious money from HMTLQ, but truth is they seem to be struggling financially. I know The Queen had a lot of grandchildren, and sons and a daughter, and she was not going to leave the Crown with little, but still. At this point, although I doubt that Charles will disinherit his son, I don't see a lot of money going their way.

(By a lot of money I mean the kind of money that allows you to only fly via private planes and buy very very exclusive real estate)

 

[Thalia]

I choose Jada Pinkett Smith to be on the show with Rachel.

I'd actually watch that. Lemme get my popcorn and drinks ready.

Do you know who I'd like to see on a show, any show, with Rachel?

Spoiler

 

[ChaoticArtist]

I'm making seven figures too...

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And in less than a year...

Did you really make these yourself?


Also, how many of the zeroes of Smegsy's seven figures are potentially coming from 'riviera activities'?

 

[FrancesDundee80]

King Charles being back, Prince William back to work - even on a less packed agenda, I see that the Jam marketing slot is closing.
Soon, the Royals will be in full steam and the only way to be in the news is by creating factoids like the NY chase.

 

[Fredsnail]

I am not sure how the Royal inheritance work. I was expecting that Hazno would get some serious money from HMTLQ, but truth is they seem to be struggling financially. I know The Queen had a lot of grandchildren, and sons and a daughter, and she was not going to leave the Crown with little, but still. At this point, although I doubt that Charles will disinherit his son, I don't see a lot of money going their way.

(By a lot of money I mean the kind of money that allows you to only fly via private planes and buy very very exclusive real estate)

Estate goes directly to heir to avoid inheritance tax.

Reports last year that Andrew was miffed because Charles got everything.

 

[wisebutwild]

According the Mirror headline he's trolling the Harkles.

Didn’t I read that Hazno has complained that he’s not kept informed of all things royal … why is that we wonder …… because he would leak it or tell his missus and she would leak it.
This is the RF‘s way of making sure he knows exactly what’s happening by announcing it with bells and whistles, but only at the same time as everybody else finds out.

 

[Piff paff puff]

She got that name, American riviera orchard from a business name generator right? dumb and dumber

 

[wibble]

Did you really make these yourself?

Sort of...

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

Are we sure he even has a Coronation medal?

He showed up and left shortly after. Did they even have time to present him with one?