Harry & Meghan #430 STFU Henry & Rachel

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I find it astonishing that her web or publicity team never bother to grab all the domains that are obvious mis-spellings and variants of her business domain. It's literally a few dollars to do so, versus the thousands of dollars that the glossy website will have cost to launch. Well unless she sits at home and does these websites herself, in between boiling up the jam and stitching together the tote bags.
I just noticed at the very end it says 'powered by Godaddy'. Is this the opposite to M' 'mama knows best'
 
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My partner has lost two siblings and his father to cancer. I’ll let him know he immediately needs to stop with the Ouija board jokes then, or tell him his family are blacklisted from society because when his brother was dying their family nickname for him was “make a wish”. You’re not allowed a sense of humour anymore when bad things happen.
This isn't a humorous account its vile and nasty
 
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She h as been chomping on raw meat for years!
I don't want any of THAT thank you!

I've changed my mind, I'll stick to slurping soup and pobbies! (which, for those unfamiliar with the term, is chunks of bread broken up and dropped in the soup to go soggy 😋 it may also be called something else in other parts of the country)
 
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Breaking

In the last ten minutes the Office of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have announced that Meghan the Duchess of Sussex has been rushed to the chiropodist.

We go over to a Penkse Media reporter who will make up a whole bunch of tit that never happened, and include Catherine the Princess of Wales in a click bait title - though they won't as they will dead-name her as Kate Middleton.

"It it understood that the Duchess of Sussex was due to attend for her regular bunion laser treatment when the chiropodist discovered a verruca. The Duchess was obviously very shocked by this discovery, as Harry had promised to stop wearing her shoes. From what we understand the Duchess is doing well. And is sitting up in bed reading copies of the Bench, Spare, Finding Freedom and Endgame, as well as the issue of Vogue that she guest edited - all available from her new website American Bauxite Ostrich."

It is unclear when the Duchess will return to work following this health scare.

A spokes-huperson said "The chiropodist has placed the il Duce on a course of Bazuka gel. This is obviously very tiring to apply. We will have to wait and see when Prince William announces his engagements to find out when philanthropist, feminist icon, and beloved world leader, Megan, will return to "work".
Brilliant. It's like going back to the good old days @wibble. I used to love your posts like this and then you left us for foreign shores (?). So glad you decided to return 😁
 
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I've been told by several health care professionals that it's important to try and stay positive following a cancer diagnosis. But hey, I'm going to ignore them and their years of training and experience and get my advice from ignorant tossers on Tik Tok.
Sorry I'm confused
This is a twitter account like baroness bruck who spends all day spewing hate about the RF except MM
As a nurse if 30 years of course I understand black homour and use it myself That twitter account is a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories and hate. They've just tweeted that The Kings address on Thursday is to tell us more lies. They just won't let it go.
 
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How do you KNOW your soap is scented with ‘heritage tomatoes’🤢 or the peppercorns were hand picked or the salt came from a certain place? Once again stuff shipped half way round the world (negating their happy clappy environmental policies) and sold at exorbitant sums to the folk who are either happy to put themselves into debt for the overpriced fad of the moment or to the incredibly wealthy who have money to burn.
You are correct. Wow, these people are nuts:

The add photo says Roma heirloom tomato, but the photo is of regular heirlooms.


Yet the rich, stupid sheep just click and spend. Baah, baah, dumb sheep have you any brains? No sir, no sir, money bags no loner full cause I keep buying, stupid, pretentious crap.


Edit: For me, tomatoes are important. I grew up thinking they tasted like pink Styrofoam until I had my first fresh from the garden tomato. Now finding the perfect tomatoes is a shopping quest. Don't show me photos of heirlooms and say they are romas you idjets.
 
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Belated thanks for the new thread and title. :)

Sorry I'm confused
This is a twitter account like baroness bruck who spends all day spewing hate about the RF except MM
As a nurse if 30 years of course I understand black homour and use it myself That twitter account is a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories and hate. They've just tweeted that The Kings address on Thursday is to tell us more lies. They just won't let it go.

Whoever's behind that BB account is deranged. In trying to insult Catherine they're insulting every woman who's had her appearance ravaged by chemo. What an utter witch. :mad:

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I know X/Twatter has become the Wild West since Musk took over but surely they can't allow hate speech to this degree? Genuine question, do they no longer have community standards guidelines or is it just a free for all?
 
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Busy busy busy being a nasty little online chode alongside her obliging ginger tit of a husband.
Do we get three guesses to whose pic is in the photo frame next to her?
Is it her father? No!
Is it her children? No!
Is it any member of the RF? No!

🤷‍♀️ I give up. Who is in the photo frame then?

There's no photo in the frame...it's a MIRROR!
 
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One of Harry's many past interviewers.


The one on the left in pink is Hoda Kotb who did that sickly interview with Hazno at the end of the Invictus Games in Germany ..... asking him if he felt like an American now! Seems she's changed sides now or is she just another one who just goes with the flow?
 
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