Harry & Meghan #430 STFU Henry & Rachel

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wibble

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In the last ten minutes the Office of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have announced that Meghan the Duchess of Sussex has been rushed to the chiropodist.

We go over to a Penkse Media reporter who will make up a whole bunch of shit that never happened, and include Catherine the Princess of Wales in a click bait title - though they won't as they will dead-name her as Kate Middleton.

"It it understood that the Duchess of Sussex was due to attend for her regular bunion laser treatment when the chiropodist discovered a verruca. The Duchess was obviously very shocked by this discovery, as Harry had promised to stop wearing her shoes. From what we understand the Duchess is doing well. And is sitting up in bed reading copies of the Bench, Spare, Finding Freedom and Endgame, as well as the issue of Vogue that she guest edited - all available from her new website American Bauxite Ostrich."

It is unclear when the Duchess will return to work following this health scare.

A spokes-huperson said "The chiropodist has placed the il Duce on a course of Bazuka gel. This is obviously very tiring to apply. We will have to wait and see when Prince William announces his engagements to find out when philanthropist, feminist icon, and beloved world leader, Megan, will return to "work".
 
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shellie

The first time I heard of him was when he got involved in the Depp v Heard case Not sure if it was ever proven 100% but what he is doing for Madam, he was doing for Heard and when called out, played the victim.
 
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KatLit

Bloody brilliant @wibble !!!!
 
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wibble

shellie said:
The first time I heard of him was when he got involved in the Depp v Heard case Not sure if it was ever proven 100% but what he is doing for Madam, he was doing for Heard and when called out, played the victim.
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He shows up before that in a BBC documentary hosted David Badeil.

My guess is he was somehow recruited by David Brock in that offshoot of Media Matters (the name of which escapes me) that was going to win the "cyber war" and get Hilary elected - but ended up proving that $100 spent in a Russian bot farm was more effective that spending billions on advertising... apparently.
 
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Cacacoisfarraige

Bouzy is part of the problem. He

that is brilliant @wibble
 
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VioletButterfly

Am I blind. I don’t see the grand fucker of them all, Dorito the drug pusher? And let’s put Rachel there twice. Just because everything she is and does. Ty.
 
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Chinese_whispers

CELESTE CROCKETT said:
This one is obsessive and got increasingly so
Endless tweets Catherines dead or in a coma I'm going to report for dehumanization
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My partner has lost two siblings and his father to cancer. I’ll let him know he immediately needs to stop with the Ouija board jokes then, or tell him his family are blacklisted from society because when his brother was dying their family nickname for him was “make a wish”. You’re not allowed a sense of humour anymore when bad things happen.
 
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WordSalad

CELESTE CROCKETT said:
This one is obsessive and got increasingly so
Endless tweets Catherines dead or in a coma I'm going to report for dehumanization
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I've been told by several health care professionals that it's important to try and stay positive following a cancer diagnosis. But hey, I'm going to ignore them and their years of training and experience and get my advice from ignorant tossers on Tik Tok.
 
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kev1974

I find it astonishing that her web or publicity team never bother to grab all the domains that are obvious mis-spellings and variants of her business domain. It's literally a few dollars to do so, versus the thousands of dollars that the glossy website will have cost to launch. Well unless she sits at home and does these websites herself, in between boiling up the jam and stitching together the tote bags.
 
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Thalia

I don't think anyone has pointed this out (although I've only skimmed over the last few threads)

Every single one of those people who cracked jokes and bullied Catherine by demanding to see her etc. etc. but then announced they were sooo upset when she revealed her cancer diagnosis. Not one of those fucking hypocrites gave a second's thought to George, Charlotte or Louis while they were ripping their mother to shreds
 
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