That kilt . . . the sporran . . . the snow-white, shiney spats . . . the neat little cap with the tartan band . . .
Even from here, and in a photograph, you can see the envy in that French officer's eyes . . .
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Even from here, and in a photograph, you can see the envy in that French officer's eyes . . .
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An iron mask?
I do not doubt but that it would turn into a physical altercation for possession of the mic. Now Brand is bigger, and male, but Smegz is wiry, and vicious - so who would win?
Where is Harry Hill when you need him?
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Also - Just an apology for the duplicate posts upthread . . . I don't know how I managed them, and it's too late to edit them out.
Soz.
KC will make history today
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Forget Harry Hill. What about Celebrity Deathmatch?An iron mask?
I do not doubt but that it would turn into a physical altercation for possession of the mic. Now Brand is bigger, and male, but Smegz is wiry, and vicious - so who would win?
Where is Harry Hill when you need him?
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Also - Just an apology for the duplicate posts upthread . . . I don't know how I managed them, and it's too late to edit them out.
Soz.
For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's an old episode where Jim Carrey fought Maria Carey:
They sooo need to bring it back if only for a royal special: William vs Harold (William frisbees dog bowls, pulls off the necklace and starts swinging it round like nunchuks, Harold temporarily blinds him when the lights reflect off his bald head then goes in for the kill with his tube of Elizabeth Arden) and Catherine, seemingly beaten by Rachel who is slapping her with her oversize trousers, pulls off her fighting gear to reveal her 007 gold dress which causes the ILBW to melt
Oooooh!Forget Harry Hill. What about Celebrity Deathmatch?
For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's an old episode where Jim Carrey fought Maria Carey:
They sooo need to bring it back if only for a royal special: William vs Harold (William frisbees dog bowls, pulls off the necklace and starts swinging it round like nunchuks, Harold temporarily blinds him when the lights reflect off his bald head then goes in for the kill with his tube of Elizabeth Arden) and Catherine, seemingly beaten by Rachel who is slapping her with her oversize trousers, pulls off her fighting gear to reveal her 007 gold dress which causes the ILBW to melt
I would watch that in a HEARTBEAT!
You’re correct. They have nothing. NOTHING!
She reminds me of a Gerry Anderson puppet
This sums up my feelings too @Chita. I bet you inspired others to write to IG about the farce of these two grifters. And those who sit and criticize you - that’s the sum total of their creativity. To sit and summarily criticize someone actually doing something. What did you do Chita? You took steps to stop a travesty. What did your critics do? They bitched about your efforts. Ignore the naysayers. Your art is wonderful. It lets us laugh at a truly appalling situation. And that’s a release we all need. -pease don’t close yourself off. We need your insight, and your humor. You help us laugh when we want to see Rachel keel-hauled. Ignore the ignorant social media idiots. They’re not worth your spit.Well, I for one certainly don't think your email to IG was pointless or feeble. It is thanks to people like you who take the time and effort into putting your thoughts together and sending them to the right people, that they will realise that you will be expressing not only your own concerns, but those of many many people. So a big thank you from me for sending it, and I hope you receive a response.I also hope that it gives them something to think about for future IG, in that Meghan must keep well away.
Please don't stop sketching the gruesomes as you know how much we all look forward to new ones popping up on here, and we appreciate the little details that you include. I need my Chita fixes on a regular basis.
There are so many people on here feeling down at the moment, but I hope reading this thread will help to cheer you up.
On Topic: Rachel is a twit headed succubus. A pimple on the Ass of society. And her husband’s a douchey head.
Just started listening to Lady Colin’s book on the Smarkles. Holy cow! She has the tea on them … and in 2020. There are a few things she leaves out — yachting, the kids, etc. — but wow! She goes there with Meghan and Harry.
I must be thicker than usual today but, don't u understand a bleeping word of it can one of you lovely,intelligent Tattlers explain it to me please!!!
Sharon Osborne on ozempic and looks ridiculously thin
Perhaps her face was the model for a new line of Battleaxes. And btw, if she gets an award, it’s because she bought it. Hard cold cash.
As usual William focuses on others, rather than his own grief. Imagine if Hazza had been asked to contribute to this.
And a standing ovation for KC3
And a standing ovation for KC3
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That site is hilarious. They keep complaining of the racist treatment MM endured while being horribly racist towards the UK. The irony obviously doesn’t hit.
They are utterly horrible about the RF and have an utter delusion towards Saint Meghan. The other day they were complaining about the fashion site Tom & Lorenzo. Said site had the audacity to comment on the boring outfits MM wore at the IG, and to question her habit of belting outfits.
Some of them are now boycotting T & L. Apparently they just don’t get perfection.
I only see their stuff via somewhere else. It seems like the only women they seem to approve of are Smeg and Angelina.
From what I can gather, most of the articles and comments written about Catherine on there are way worse than most of the stuff that's ever been written about Smeg.
They absolutely hate Catherine. Apparently for existing. And wearing clothes that fit her.
I don't think most of us on here actually hate Meghan. We just dislike her behaviour and the disrespect to the UK and the RF. And we enjoy a good laugh at the fashion delights she serves up for our amusement. And we blame Haz as well for a lot of it.
And bonus shot of Johnny looking handsome and happy.
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Meghan is not real. This is an alien with no social skills or self-awareness whatsoever. I am convinced.
This is why her podcast was such tit.
This is why her podcast was such tit.
As usual William focuses on others, rather than his own grief. Imagine if Hazza had been asked to contribute to this.
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And a standing ovation for KC3
Were they waiting for him to sit down.
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