Harry & Meghan #361 Two ducking grifters off to see the world!

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Thanks for the new thread and title.

William's out and about today, presenting a CBE to the manager of the Lionesses.

And having a go himself.

Which is a much nicer sight than last year, when Hazbeen showed us his moobs at polo.


 
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I do NOT miss Cubicleville Orfice Life Poor you!
 
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Lady C plunging right in


Desperate Smeg? Deflection from Spotify dump with poor me pap shots. İnelegant and vulgar. Succeeded in grabbing attention and being commented on.

Dior? The House of Dior is in decline. Would be risky move to use Smeg as she is controversial. Trying to make a link with Johnny Depp but JD is a huge star whose repuation was trashed by Amber Turd. No comparison. A sad reflection on once fabulous house of Dior if associating with disgraced dukes and duchesses and supplying tacky, ill-fitting clothes. Dior will get good publicity and attract interest from people who want to be classy.

WME? Ari Emanuel's motives for taking on Smeg as a client given the uphill struggle to market her successfully? He took her on for colour solidarity (woc). Highly politicised and feather in his cap if he succeeds.

Why media ignores Smeg's delusionalism? Smeg is nuts. She is a vehicle for the media to make money even though she is a broken down jalopy when they thought she was a Rolls Royce.

The Harkles standard of living under threat?. The Harkles are functioning from a position of weakness. Chickenfeed offers. Bill Simmons has revealed their true colours as frauds, phoneys and fools.

Rumour that Haz collapsed and was taken to a local clinic? After a strained conversation with Smeg and drinking beer. Another ploy to gain sympathy perhaps.

Appearing at events separately? Are they stoking the divorce fire to keep themselves newsworthy? Smeg is a shameless hussy and Harkles' world is curated and artificial. Marital disharmony generally follows financial trouble. They have dissipated any prestige that being royal afforded them.
 
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I think the Meg link will kill the demand though.

If you want Berberine, you can get it elsewhere. (I just looked online and you can get 90 capsules for £7.49). I think people who want it will do just that.

If you saw Amber Heard selling a supplement you wanted, you'd probably pay more to get it from somewhere else - where you know she doesn't profit from your purchase.

Funny coincidence - I saw someone mention it on TV this morning. Totally unrelated, I'd never even heard of it before that.
 
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I saw that as well.
Then I looked up the side effects. It ought to come with a free toilet roll with every purchase.
 
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Her finest hour was 3 days before the news broke of their relationship.
After that it's been pure shit mixed into a piss smoothie. Perfectly organic
 
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The trouble is Myra believes them
 
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If it does turn out that 43 didn’t do the Arsewipe podcast interviews, what happens to the awards?!
 
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Excellent points. Plus…this is a supplement, right? ( I had to look it up, lol)

M wears wigs, allegedly takes pharmaceuticals to be slim, allegedly uses fillers, botox and surgery, and fake tanners. What about her is natural or healthy?

She allegedly does not have the energy to fulfill her work commitments. So what about HER would inspire me to buy this supplement?
 
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Me, too @Mancunian I'd never heard of it, either. So, I looked it up, and it has been around for a long while. I guess sometimes it's all about marketing. I think Smeg's name attached to the brand will deter sales some, but overall, she and the investors could stand to make a LOT of money. I'd be curious to see how it's packaged/promoted/marketed. We all know how Herbalife turned out, along with Ephedra so there's that.
I'm just gonna be a dick though, and just say I want her to fail. She doesn't deserve success, and while I'm really not the one to make that call, she's a grade-A cunt, and I hope her launch is a total disaster!!!!
 
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I think Dior have played a blinder here, in terms of PR.

They've allowed the (clearly just WME puff PR) story to hit the headlines, which included their brand name., giving them free publicity. That level of press coverage would have cost millions.

Then they allowed the story to just sit there (no confirmation or denial), which got people talking about their brand. Are they really going to link themselves with this toxic individual ???

A few days later, everyone heaves a sigh of relief when Dior distances themselves from the story (and, simultaneously, Meghan). This puts them in a positive light in everyone's mind. Positive PR for free.

In the end, it was just another 'she's going to present an Oscar', 'she'll be at the Met Gala', 'she's invited to the Beckham Wedding' type story
 
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What??? You don't want crepey dehydrated skin, manky fake hair, crusty eyelash glue, chicken legs, bunions & a SpongeBob figure?
QUICK someone call Better Up; we need an intervention w/ Ayuascha and Magic Mushies STAT!
WTF is Berberine (paging Dr. Google)?
 
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