these comments from Reddit - 'a hot dog with yellow mustard & bunions'Maybe Haz found it on the clearance rail on one of his T K Maxx visits.
What stylist? Seems implausible that she has one.A few notes about last night stunt:
- A agree with @Chita : I expect Hertz to announce a rent-a-kid service any day now;
- Dorito's legs look better and more toned - maybe the ILBW should be going less to Ozempic and more to Yoga;
- I believe that Millie Mackintosh would help the ILBW choosing dresses that at least flatter her;
- Marcus Anderson is a sales person, he sells yacht professionals, his opinion about her dresses is skewed;
- The once handsome prince is no longer handsome and forgot how to properly wear a suit - I think the ILBW lack of taste is contagious.
I still find the ILBW a very pretty woman - it shocks me her stylist hasn't learned to take the best out of her.
I'm sure she pays someone to pick up the clothes, at least.What stylist? Seems implausible that she has one.
He’s making shit up to try and stay relevant. He jumped on the ”Royal Expert” bandwagon and is holding on for dear life. He’s a single subject agenda driven cunt!I wonder why TB has started having a pop at POW now remember he said she was reason sparkle wasn't going to the Corrie and now saying tension with QC.
Wait, wait, wait! Is she copying Catherine's hairdo?!At these “Meghan on the grey lino carpet” type events I always enjoy giving myself a jumpscare by zooming in on her face. It’s all there - the neck tension, the blank manic eyes, the hellish grin…View attachment 2175653
Agree. He's a good, well-researched writer, as is Valentine Low. Two of the best.He’s making shit up to try and stay relevant. He jumped on the ”Royal Expert” bandwagon and is holding on for dear life. He’s a single subject agenda driven cunt!
Harry & Meghan #348 She is the revHertz Midas, all she touches turns to mould!Good morning Tattlers! What a WONDERFUL start to the day - a new thread and 11 pages of hysterically funny comments!
Even King Midas has been Markled
The hair on her head looks lovely, but it’s not her own hair.I tried so hard to find something nice about this dress but I just can’t.
It’s what I call a ‘vomit gold’, it’s not pure it has a sickly green tint to it. And the text adds to the vomit theme, it looks like puke chunks
She’s had it altered and it STILL doesn’t look good. It’s all crumpled and ill fitting around the middle and makes her boobs look saggy because it’s meant to have straps and for whatever reasons she thinks she has the shoulders and perkiness to pull this off.
I’ll give her due credit, her hair looks lovely. But henceforth this dress will be know as the ‘puke dress’ in my mind.
To be fair, it’s pretty awful either way!This is how it is supposed to be worn…not like a sausage casing.
And the Duke of Edinburgh award!oh man catching up this thread this morning, so many funny pictures and screen grabs, every time I like a thread title another hilarious one comes along
The ILBW has outdone herself AGAIN. And she must be FURIOUS at that heckle about broken families. The fake grinning and pretend waves/recognition to random bystanders was on absolute overdrive on the way into Hertz.
wonder what Hazno thought about her pimp Markus Andersen being there, in fact were they sharing one of the paid for tables together? is that why he has to go to these thinks tanked up on drugs so he is out of it?
I just don't get why she thinks these fake, made-up, or bought awards are worthwhile, they just make her even more of a laughing stock! Who had ever heard of this organisation or their awards in the past? Who are the past winners? Who will be the future winners? The only awards that count are Oscar, Tony, Grammy, Emmy and Nobel. Get back to me when you have one of those petal.
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