Harry & Meghan #346 You've heard of the Hippocratic Oath? Here we have the hypocritical oaf.

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You’ll be pleas3d to hear then that after taking all the cheesy poofs from the special cupboard in the VIP lounge for my Eurovision party, I have restocked and there are plenty for everyone.
Have you put them up in that high cupboard again, to protect them from @Scotch Mist? Cos if so I’m going to need a grown up to get them down please.
 
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I don't know if this has been discussed before but why Archewell?

If meg is such a mad feminist and just Harry is making a career out of his spare hurt feelings, why name your foundation after the first born male heir and the "lesser" female "spare" gets.....what exactly?🤔 Maybe a career whining about how her brother is the favourite 🤣
This is what I don't get - Sparry moaning on about being the spare and 'generational pain' that he was going to avoid with his children, but is he not doing the same with Lillibucks? is she not the second and 'spare' to Arsewell?
 
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I don't know if this has been discussed before but why Archewell?

If meg is such a mad feminist and just Harry is making a career out of his spare hurt feelings, why name your foundation after the first born male heir and the "lesser" female "spare" gets.....what exactly?🤔 Maybe a career whining about how her brother is the favourite 🤣
Because they weren’t allowed to use Sussex Royal and then somebody “discovered” that arche means action or similar and the kid is Archie so happy coinkinkidink and all that jazz
 
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Have you put them up in that high cupboard again, to protect them from @Scotch Mist? Cos if so I’m going to need a grown up to get them down please.
Yes I have but there’s some for you on the table but you’ll have to be quick to beat the hamster 🐹 to them.
 
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I might be being very naive but if the celeb pays the pr company then they are working for the celeb so why do people think the pr company can tell celebs when and where to be, surely the celeb can just say no
Or ... the PR company know the restaurants favoured by famous people in that area. They tell the client to turn up on a certain night and be sure of being there at the same time as someone famous.
 
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I don't know if this has been discussed before but why Archewell?

If meg is such a mad feminist and just Harry is making a career out of his spare hurt feelings, why name your foundation after the first born male heir and the "lesser" female "spare" gets.....what exactly?🤔 Maybe a career whining about how her brother is the favourite 🤣
She’s about as suited to and successful at being a feminist as she is a foot model.
 
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In Harrys case for Security, he states he is willing to pay for it.
So..........why not just pay for security?
I've got an idea ...

H&M fully fund an armed Police unit (24 hour cover, 4 officers, vehicle). While H&M are in the UK, the Police unit provides armed security for them. While they are out of the UK, the Police unit provides Policing to the people of London (as a thank you to some of the taxpayers who funded their Wedding).
 
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They really have become absolute laughing stocks now. I wonder how long it takes for this PR company to throw their hands up and say they're out.

Gwyneth and Cameron have been friends for years, and I can't see their company being bought by PR.
 
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In Harrys case for Security, he states he is willing to pay for it.
So..........why not just pay for security?
Why go to court at all.

So many questions.
Because he wants the Met police security detail and if he doesn’t get it he will scweam and scweam until he is sick.
 
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I've finally caught up again. Gave myself an unofficial coffee break.

What a sight the ILBW looks in that photo of them arriving at the restaurant. She's the most inelegant thing ever, and why is everything always so creased.

I wish she'd stop baring her legs, they are anything but attractive. I'd rather have my tree trunks than her ostrich ones.
 
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Been lagging behind due to the speed of the threads lately, but just wanted to say that I loved the Corrie.

I was worried when it was said there'd be no tiaras, but I should never have doubted PrOW's ability to look simply stunning in anything. I loved the matching headdresses that she and Princess Charlotte wore.

I was also very impressed with Feather placement, and with the beeb for only showing TOS in passing, making his 'nomark' status clear for all.

And as for the claims that KC3 toasted FP1 (that's FlatPack1;) ), I say big fat hairy bollocks. Never happened.

And just for the record, you, my lovely fellow tattlers, are to blame for my recent weight gain as all the talk of cheesy puffs forced me to go out and buy a family sized pack of them and then eat them all in one go. And I only bought the large bag because it was more economical than an individual pack of Wotsits!

Yes the threads go too fast Innocent Hamster 🐹

May be this could be our anthem

Slow down you move too fast
You've got to make the morning last
Coz the gruesomes are so crass
Telling lies and being vile
We're skipping down the cobble stones
Coz we're feeling grrooovveeeee!!!!!

I have been meaning to ask, is that a crushed emu export can under your paws.
 
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I'm a tallie so I can get them!
Well we've got a ladder to get them down but the rungs are really far apart just far enough so that a hamster can't run up it and don't think that @Scotch Mist can just run up the sides because I've put vaseline on and they'll just slide down to the bottom again.
 
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In Harrys case for Security, he states he is willing to pay for it.
So..........why not just pay for security?
Why go to court at all.

So many questions.
He wants the top notch Scotland Yard security. You know the one that makes them look important and don't carry glocks round on a case.
You can't hire Scotland Yard they only have so many specialised security officers and they are not going for cups of coffee for tweddle Dee and tweddle dumb 😂😂😂
 
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