Harry & Meghan #345 The Corry is over without a hitch, lets go back to mocking the witch

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Mothballs

Does anyone remember the rumour about a baby stoat being born 9 months after Harold’s Las Vegas shenanigans?
 
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VioletButterfly

Pom Bear said:
Some older Pom pics from 2020/21 I leave here before catching up in a bit x ...

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Thank you for these pics. Loveky ti chuckle over while waiting for Mr.Butterfly to get home.<3
 
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Shushex

we are derailing this big time!

oh boy. wish i didn't have some Lambrusco. not TIGnanello (pronounced tiniyanello, mind) because i've gone full linguistics, which i'm obsessed with. Urdu is closer to Hindi than any other language written in Arabic alphabet. Pakistan was part of the historical "Raj" (i hope i'm not being insulting), they only separated from main India based on "religious" motives (i won't delve). since Pakistan does identify as a Muslim country, it comes to reason they would adopt the Arabic alphabet, so it's easier to read the Quran, which is the de-facto constitution of every Arabic and Muslim country, no matter how many crystal Towers of Babel they have.

anyhow. the Urdu Arabic alphabet is adapted and closer to the Persian one, because of certain phonetics in both languages that don't have an Arabic language counterpart, like "p" or "v". or the absence of certain very specific Arabic phonemes like the throat bending guttural (literally) h (Aich) "ح", the other guttural (literally) vowel-consonant "ع" (Ain) which serves as a very peculiar accentuation of the following vowel, or the unique "ddhadh" "ض", the (again) guttural D exclusive to the Arabic language.

myself, and any classical Arabic speaker, can easily read Persian and Urdu correctly, but we can only understand the borrowed words, not the sentence structure or meaning.

back to our monteshitos: in Arabic, cunt is "cus". so when people be inviting me for cuscus, i go telling them: "are you feeding me cunt squared?"
 
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ChaoticArtist

Combine a couple of quotes/what would have been multiple posts - nice way to keep thread clean

My meds have kicked in so I'm very fuzzy right now, but yes to all. The Partition was closer to home than I would like to admit, so the political-religious reasons I am fairly well versed in. My brain is just always too foggy to recall the specifics. Had a Hindi/Sanskrit teacher who was very fond of delving into the origins of languages, so this is a topic very familiar to me. You've brought up some very nice memories

I don't want to sit for the exam otherwise I've been thinking of joining the Urdu Adab classes for a while. Maybe the Fall session, if Sir feels up to taking classes then.

Re cuscus OMG cunt squared halwa


Speaking of tongues, it really irritates me how much Smegs has hers out at times. I know at least a couple of girls/women, who, in their thirties now, still can't take a single photo with their tongues hanging out. I feel like throwing a pair of animated tongs at them

How does all that tongue sticking out go with the sultry seductress/high-powered Duchess/sophisticated supermodel personas that she thinks that she has? Like how does any of it compute in her mind? Does she think that she's all that, but still a goofy girl-next-door at heart?

It's soooo stupid.

I'd forgotten about the pics from Charles' birthday until I saw them again recently. She's such a pathetic idiot.
 
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SlavaUkraini

So TRG days In Touch Weekly is pushing a story that Smeg is expecting another moonbump. Yawn. Fake news BC this is all they have. Lies lies and more lies.
 
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VioletButterfly

I’m sorry @tobehonest My finger slipped and I cut off where I absolutely agreed, no birthday toast to the Flstpack.

Plus, I think @Cinnamon.girl posted thst the RF are Flatpackers! (If we jewel up the Badge, do you think they’d like the RF edition? And do you think The Princess Royal reads Tattle?
 
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SlavaUkraini

Harry & Meghan #247 - Millie Mac asked if you were OK you Markled her anyway

Drip drip drip since receipts are out
 
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VC10

Tangerine Cat said:
Anyone seen this?

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she won't get fuck-all she's married to a man with feet of clay

HRH The Princess Royal stopped him getting his Mother's money because she saw RIGHT THROUGH that cheap old hoe , from the start
 
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Tangerine Cat

VC10 said:
she won't get fuck-all she's married to a man with feet of clay

HRH The Princess Royal stopped him getting his Mother's money because she saw RIGHT THROUGH that cheap old hoe , from the start
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I know. Fuck this is going to be good and Schofield on the cusp of being outed. I’m here for it
 
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AmIbeingTreasonable

vp79 said:
And as much as I dislike what Harry's done I feel a bit sorry for the corner he's backed himself into here, it's painfully obvious to see what's going on but he won't see it coming.
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He hurried both his grandparents to their deaths, has trashed and threatened his family, so nope, I do not feel the slightest bit sorry for him and I hope karma hits him hard!
 
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VC10

I won't be called a racist by someone who hails from the country with some of the most racial tensions in the World.
And who also lies .
And is also a cheap hoe.

She needs to get back to the hot-dogs & twatter. It's about her mark.


And as for that traitorous orange spangle, he can fucking rot in california , America ** - 5,300 miles away from us here in The United Kingdom.





** with apologies to our great fellow American Tattlers, who join us here on the UK's Tattle Forum. They might be bloody stuck with them !!
 
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redchicken

mrs.darcy said:
I don't think you have, I'm sure I've heard Duchess used for older female relatives, maybe London area, or I've just seen it on the tv.







Honestly, my memory is shocking just now.
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slightly late, as so behind but used to call ZngueDirtyvDen
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redchicken said:
Slightly late, as so behind reading these, but Dirty Den used to call Angie Watts Duchess on Eastenders. It's a Cockney or mockney thing.
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