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Mirror apologises to H

Has anyone so far blamed the Wales children for the phone hacking ?? …….It’ll come …..
 
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I'm not so sure that ILBW will be the one to initiate the divorce.

This past weekend, it has been hammered home to Harold that he has lost everything he cares about: his status, his popularity, the respect he received as a member of the royal family. He saw what he could have had.

Harold has never taken any responsibility for his actions in his life. He's angry and he needs someone to blame. He might continue to focus on the RF but there'll be a little voice in his single brain cell pointing out the wife's role in his downfall.

She might know his secrets but he knows hers.

Either way any divorce is going to be a dirty, mutually assured destruction, epic that will make Amber & Johnny look like a tea party.
 
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I still firmly believe that H is the reason we don’t see those children, and it’s a hard no because he is so deep into his paranoia he can’t see straight.
Totally agree, he thinks he is in control because only they release the pictures. I believe the first pap shot when he was in the UK and she went for a wander with her doll, minders and dogs and got backgrid papped he will have had a word. In fact by trying to appear better than William and Catherine because they do the expected shots on birthdays they actually create more disdain for themselves. The desperation of the sugars to get more pictures feeds their ego.

Thanks for all the new threads 😅😌during the coronation you were all brill 🙌🥂 I spent the best part of the weekend to tipsy to comment 🙈🙉🙊 But your great tattlers made sure I didn't miss anything 😁🥰

Found this on twitter great take on the whole balcony comment.
 
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Have we seen this? apols if already posted

Response to the Moehringer piece by Hilary Rose in the Times:

So now we know. If we are to believe Prince Harry’s ghostwriter, JR Moehringer, the five-year ginger whinge fest is because people thought he was a bit thick and his mum died. So to be clear, the Oprah interview, the hours of Netflix, the 400-page book, the endless swipes and grotesque indiscretions and freelance royal nonsense, it isn’t about making millions and building Brand Harry. It definitely isn’t because he’s one of those people who want to have the last word, all the time, everywhere. It isn’t because he’s spent too much time staring at his navel while the rest of us go to work. No, the whinge fest was because people “belittled his intellectual capabilities” and his mum died. Thirty years and living happily ever after in California evidently isn’t enough to get over it and move on.
Moehringer's account in The New Yorker of how he tackled the writing of Spare gives us an insight into quite how tedious it would have been if Harry had written it himself. This is a grown man whose specialist subject is apparently Moana “and his favourite scene is when Heihei the silly chicken gets lost at sea”. What Harry wants isn’t to tell the truth, as Moehringer claims, it’s revenge. Think about it: slagging off his family is a funny way of proving how clever he is and it definitely won’t bring his mum back.

“Even at the most peripheral moments of his life, his central tragedy intrudes,” Moehringer writes about Diana’s death. Harry wanted Spare to be “a rebuttal to every lie ever published about him . . . he dreams of endless retractions”. For the love of God, man, don’t read it! Lots of people have grim childhoods with divorced or dead parents. Very few of them have the privileges Harry had.

And besides, he doesn’t want to rebut all the “lies”. He wants to edit out his own lack of judgment in playing strip billiards with strangers in Vegas, or wearing a Nazi uniform to a fancy dress party. Spare, Moehringer writes, was “Harry’s comeback” but he at first “wasn’t sure how much he wanted to say”. He seems to have got over that pretty well. There were tears in his eyes at the publication party, apparently because it felt incredible to have the “truth” out there. There were probably tears in his father’s eyes as well, and his grandmother would have turned in her grave, but hey-ho, eh?

“The way he’d been treated by both strangers and intimates was grotesque,” Moehringer writes, but Harry’s self-obsession is epic. We’ve all been let down and traduced. That’s life. He’s also being a tad disingenuous when he adds that a memoir is “a particular series of events chosen because they have the greatest resonance for the widest range of people”. Come on. Not many people will resonate with being thumped by a prince in a palace and smashing a dog bowl.

But what I find odd is this. Harry goes on and on about the living hell that is being royal, the sheer unrelenting intolerable awfulness of it, but William and Kate seem to live very nice lives. By and large, nobody bothers them when they’re not on duty. Contrary to what Meghan once claimed, there are no banks of paparazzi waiting in the bushes of rural Berkshire to ambush them on their way to school every day. They brush up well for high days and holidays, then they go back to normal life. They spent the weekend in robes and jewels and on Tuesday they took the kids to school. They stand on the touchline at sports matches. They go on nice holidays. They dress up for film premieres and wear jewels and tiaras but, for the most part, they spend their days bringing up their children and doing interesting things with interesting people, talking about subjects that interest them.


“Telling is how we cement details, preserve continuity, stay sane,” Moehringer writes, defending Harry’s score-settling. Oh, please. No, it is not. Most of us don’t have a publishing deal or a slot with Oprah, or a streaming giant paying to “tell our story” and “stay sane”. For most of us, cracking on is how we do it. You should try it, Harry. You might like it. But it won’t sell many books, so I guess you won’t.
 
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Scoobie going after the Wales’ children is the lowest of the low. These gorgeous children have been a credit to their parents and to the King over the weekend. This smacks of jealousy from the Markles camp - shame on them! Disgusting
They have to spout some load of tit, in order to keep their small group of sugar supporters happy. It's pathetic, isn't it ? The vast majority of Society have zero interest in the harkles nor care what they do/think ....
 
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Scoobie going after the Wales’ children is the lowest of the low. These gorgeous children have been a credit to their parents and to the King over the weekend. This smacks of jealousy from the Markles camp - shame on them! Disgusting
Absolutely disgusting..everyone watching saw the King left early so arrived at the Abbey early…

Parents , not the arse who is pushing this , know you have to factor in extra time….we had an appointment the other day, all set and then sent little one in to get coat,…didn’t come back out ….found playing the recorder in the bathroom !!!!!🤯🤯🤯
 
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Thank you @Wackie Jeaver ive been waiting for a counter piece to the self serving steaming pile of tit by the ghostwriter.
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So. Ol’ shouty. She’s got her knickers in a knot because she thought she saw something she didn’t but has stated that if she had seen the thing she thought she saw then her outrage would be okay? Have I got that right?!
 
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Have we seen this? apols if already posted

Response to the Moehringer piece by Hilary Rose in the Times:

So now we know. If we are to believe Prince Harry’s ghostwriter, JR Moehringer, the five-year ginger whinge fest is because people thought he was a bit thick and his mum died. So to be clear, the Oprah interview, the hours of Netflix, the 400-page book, the endless swipes and grotesque indiscretions and freelance royal nonsense, it isn’t about making millions and building Brand Harry. It definitely isn’t because he’s one of those people who want to have the last word, all the time, everywhere. It isn’t because he’s spent too much time staring at his navel while the rest of us go to work. No, the whinge fest was because people “belittled his intellectual capabilities” and his mum died. Thirty years and living happily ever after in California evidently isn’t enough to get over it and move on.
Moehringer's account in The New Yorker of how he tackled the writing of Spare gives us an insight into quite how tedious it would have been if Harry had written it himself. This is a grown man whose specialist subject is apparently Moana “and his favourite scene is when Heihei the silly chicken gets lost at sea”. What Harry wants isn’t to tell the truth, as Moehringer claims, it’s revenge. Think about it: slagging off his family is a funny way of proving how clever he is and it definitely won’t bring his mum back.

“Even at the most peripheral moments of his life, his central tragedy intrudes,” Moehringer writes about Diana’s death. Harry wanted Spare to be “a rebuttal to every lie ever published about him . . . he dreams of endless retractions”. For the love of God, man, don’t read it! Lots of people have grim childhoods with divorced or dead parents. Very few of them have the privileges Harry had.

And besides, he doesn’t want to rebut all the “lies”. He wants to edit out his own lack of judgment in playing strip billiards with strangers in Vegas, or wearing a Nazi uniform to a fancy dress party. Spare, Moehringer writes, was “Harry’s comeback” but he at first “wasn’t sure how much he wanted to say”. He seems to have got over that pretty well. There were tears in his eyes at the publication party, apparently because it felt incredible to have the “truth” out there. There were probably tears in his father’s eyes as well, and his grandmother would have turned in her grave, but hey-ho, eh?

“The way he’d been treated by both strangers and intimates was grotesque,” Moehringer writes, but Harry’s self-obsession is epic. We’ve all been let down and traduced. That’s life. He’s also being a tad disingenuous when he adds that a memoir is “a particular series of events chosen because they have the greatest resonance for the widest range of people”. Come on. Not many people will resonate with being thumped by a prince in a palace and smashing a dog bowl.

But what I find odd is this. Harry goes on and on about the living hell that is being royal, the sheer unrelenting intolerable awfulness of it, but William and Kate seem to live very nice lives. By and large, nobody bothers them when they’re not on duty. Contrary to what Meghan once claimed, there are no banks of paparazzi waiting in the bushes of rural Berkshire to ambush them on their way to school every day. They brush up well for high days and holidays, then they go back to normal life. They spent the weekend in robes and jewels and on Tuesday they took the kids to school. They stand on the touchline at sports matches. They go on nice holidays. They dress up for film premieres and wear jewels and tiaras but, for the most part, they spend their days bringing up their children and doing interesting things with interesting people, talking about subjects that interest them.


“Telling is how we cement details, preserve continuity, stay sane,” Moehringer writes, defending Harry’s score-settling. Oh, please. No, it is not. Most of us don’t have a publishing deal or a slot with Oprah, or a streaming giant paying to “tell our story” and “stay sane”. For most of us, cracking on is how we do it. You should try it, Harry. You might like it. But it won’t sell many books, so I guess you won’t.
This is great.

And just reading the comments about W&C's lives also made me think, H&M would have been exposed even sooner, had they stayed, as the shallow, unoriginal creatures that they are.
 
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Actually her dress looks better close up

I absolutely love the dress, the colour, the fit, the style is just beautiful. Not as keen on the hat but it goes nicely with the dress. I know it sounds weird but I do think part of the reason she always looks incredible is as she seems like a lovely person- I think it radiates.
 
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The new agents seem to want something out in publication about M every day. Who cares about her personnel changes…this is a headline story in the NYPost with photo…that she has a new bodyguard? But we see the agency’s power…not hers. They are doing their job.

We are about to meet a new Meghan. The connection to the UK is a toxic one now for her…she needs to shake it off. I predict she will drop the title and…in the near future, we will see few appearances of the two together. She is ‘Meghan‘ now…like Oprah…like Beyonce. No title needed. No Harry needed either.

There will be no divorce…yet. He will continue raging around the world, suing his ‘enemies‘, trying to destroy his family…’a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.’.

My bet is she will do another Oprah interview, announce she will not be using her title…and that she wants to live a life of forgiveness and harmony, blah, blah. And soft in her eyes, a suffering will shine. Oprah will nod with sweet empathy. IMO, her whole PR situation is a disaster right now. She hasn’t enough Sugars to make future projects that have no RF gossip succeed. And that spigot is turned off.

If Harold goes nuclear…after the bomb goes off, her career will be in the rubble as well.
 
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Back from London.
Not as many people about as I thought there would be.
Very clean but lots of barriers up still and roads/pedestrian paths closed.

The flags down the Mall were been removed, which was a shame as they could have left them up for a while longer.

Green Park was enclosed with this horrible green wall meaning there were only a few entrances you were allowed through, we made the grave mistake of going the wrong way so walked around for ages just to get out.

Westminster Abbey's main entrance was also cornered off with just 1 way in for tickets only.

The large crown was outside Marble Arch.

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The new agents seem to want something out in publication about M every day. Who cares about her personnel changes…this is a headline story in the NYPost with photo…that she has a new bodyguard? But we see the agency’s power…not hers. They are doing their job.

We are about to meet a new Meghan. The connection to the UK is a toxic one now for her…she needs to shake it off. I predict she will drop the title and…in the near future, we will see few appearances of the two together. She is ‘Meghan‘ now…like Oprah…like Beyonce. No title needed. No Harry needed either.

There will be no divorce…yet. He will continue raging around the world, suing his ‘enemies‘, trying to destroy his family…’a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.’.

My bet is she will do another Oprah interview, announce she will not be using her title…and that she wants to live a life of forgiveness and harmony, blah, blah. And soft in her eyes, a suffering will shine. Oprah will nod with sweet empathy. IMO, her whole PR situation is a disaster right now. She hasn’t enough Sugars to make future projects that have no RF gossip succeed. And that spigot is turned off.

If Harold goes nuclear…after the bomb goes off, her career will be in the rubble as well.
I did think it was sending a strong message that she arranged to be photographed without Harry or the children so soon after he was said to be playing amazing dad and rushing back to spend time with his family. If they wanted to try to upstage the Coronation they know a photo of the children or even them both together would have much more interest. She must know full well people will be asking questions and it makes him look foolish as well.

I do wonder if now she's rinsed the royal connection he will be out of the picture soon. She has confirmation he isn't welcomed back by his family so doesn't have to worry about them being likely to reconcile when she leaves (worried he might then get more attention and be welcomed back by the media too), and she knows she's at the end of the road really with the 'racism' accusations etc and can't gain anything more from the situation. Now he's humiliated himself in his book and elsewhere I suspect she sees it as the perfect time to leave, he should be worried if she does, she will do to him what she encouraged him to do and was a big part of to his family.
 
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Just imagine you are wandering around your local waitrose and this Happens ...

 
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Scrotie has only gone and given a witness statement :LOL:



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William invests Jason Knauf at WC.

More plates getting smashed.....

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This is the full Private Eye article, just from skimming it, it seemed rather pro Harry 🙄
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Love this bit: “The most prolific leaker to the papers about the private life of Diana…was always Diana.”
 
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So - has scabies committed perjury? According to a very quick search he never was at the same place as Piers Morgan, ever.
 
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