Harry & Meghan #343 He looked like a bag of sh!te, suit creased and high as a kite

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Shouty had to delete a Tweet 😂

What with Shouty and the Bridgerton actress having blak tinted glasses , "I see whyte people", and mistaking blak crying ladies for blak a moors it reminds me of the Artist in the Fast Show who wigged out whenever his attention was caught by the colour Blak , while his wife tried in vain to distract him. The Fast Show Black
 
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you forgot to draw the knob and balls........
Knob and balls - is this another set of nicknames for Reek/Traitor/Hazzno/25 and ILBW/Ho/ Smeg/43? :unsure:

I'm starting to lose track of everything we've named them 😂
 
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Right, I'm going to say it ... I'm worried now. Worried because I can't think of anything else they're going to do now, so we have nothing further to discuss. I'm worried because unless they reveal the flatties or start their divorce, or Haz comes back to the UK, well that's it. And if that's it, then I'm worried that I'm going to lose you all, and we won't be together any more. 😭

Unless we join the other thread 😔, or stay here and talk total nonsense 😎 but even that will have peeps peeling away. 🤷
Don't worry, we've got a couple of court cases to get through yet and then I'm sure something else litigious will crop up.... Then D.I.V.O.R.C.E. and maybe a book.....

Me, My, I.... Royal Memoirs, MY TRUTH (version [lost count]) by Megain, The Vulture of Sussex.
 
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Fancy Eug wearing shoes with that type of heel while heavily pregnant. She was lucky she didn't go ass over tit !
Fancy Eug wearing shoes with that type of heel while heavily pregnant. She was lucky she didn't go ass over tit !
They’re quite possibly the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen, I only saw the front of them on Saturday. No wonder she was walking like she was!
 
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Don't worry, we've got a couple of court cases to get through yet and then I'm sure something else litigious will crop up.... Then D.I.V.O.R.C.E. and maybe a book.....

Me, My, I.... Royal Memoirs, MY TRUTH (version [lost count]) by Megain, The Vulture of Sussex.
She's got her (paid for) award next week hasn't she?
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All the fuss in the media about wrongful arrest!!

 
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Knob and balls - is this another set of nicknames for Reek/Traitor/Hazzno/25 and ILBW/Ho/ Smeg/43? :unsure:

I'm starting to lose track of everything we've named them 😂
yeah hes the knob and shes got his balls...
 
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Is there any way you could find a husband yourself, rather than having your parents arrange a match? Then you could start getting on with your own life, get some support and have some separation from your parents.
I've tried, a lot. Never worked out. Any 'friends' who liked me were "too afraid" to tell me until just before their engagement/weddings, and they weren't KC3 enough for me to do that to their partners. Also realised a couple of years ago that one of those 'friends' had ruined my reputation by telling people that I steal bfs, accuse male friends of bad things when I don't get my way, etc. He would contact anyone I would be talking to (small city, and men gossip) and spread more lies. So that's one reason why they stayed away.

I was always under tremendous pressure to top in academics, multiple extra-curricular activities, build a high-flying career, so no socialising, packed day, and always tense and depressed - no one wants that around. Any time I did find friends/interest, mum had a way of scuppering that. Sparry still doesn't know what a short leash is, in comparison. Parents aren't exactly very conservative, but it was a trauma response/fear caused by continued narc whispering/fear of society.

Then I started working the graveyard shift while simultaneously sneakily dating someone, but he turned out to be a grifter - minute the wealthier, more fun woman he actually wanted became available, he ran off. Tried a marriage pact with a friend but he married the woman his parents chose - dowry, promise to work (she never did), domestically adept. A couple of stressful years at a job where my only interactions were with younger students and narc boss and mostly women, followed by the pandemic so apart from the exhibitions (mostly women), I rarely have any interactions with 'people'. Joining classes etc isn't an option due to money. Working on survival right now.

Online dating isn't an option because small city, everyone knows everyone and everyone has done everyone 🤮 tried finding a groom online - would rather remain single 🤮 basically, I'm at the age where guys either want someone way younger, or more established and secure, or most just don't want to get married. The demands that grooms and their families have are not something that I can fulfill. On top of that the baggage that I bring, no one wants to deal with that.

And honestly, I can't trust anyone now. My narc relatives have been trying to line up abusive in-laws for me for years. Also realised that even if I tried to marry by my choice, they would influence the in-laws through money/society/unlawful means. Difficult to find someone who is not swayed by all of that, particularly in this economy and political and law and order situation.

Was so excited when ex-crush showed an interest, but nope, I guess my friend was right that he was trying to make someone jealous. Yep, in our 30s people are still playing such games SMH.


From personal experience:

Take it one day at a time and concentrate on what you need to do today to make it to tomorrow
Take care of yourself as well. The phrase I was given is: don't set fire to yourself because they are cold
If you are worried that you are a narc, then you aren't. This won't stop you worrying or overanalysing everything you've ever done or said but you do that because you are not a narc
You are stronger than you know

Keep going, you can do this ❤
Thank you ♥🤗

This is what I do to cope - try not to think of the future or even the next day. Being sick has given me too much time to think 🤦 I have a bit more energy today so whatever is not being used for chores I'm going to put into some last-minute mother's day marketing. Setting up the photos will take a lot of physical energy.

Thank you for saying that so concisely. I think I keep needing frequent reminders because I've got that constant critical voice going on - had a round a couple of hours ago 😂


I went down a Shammi Kapoor rabbit hole - I see why you had a crush on him (and I was shocked that his wife died of smallpox in 1965…just a few years later we had completely eradicated it!)

Sparry would be celery soda - something vile and bitter disguised as something fun and frothy

The Ho would be kombucha. A poser of a drink. Smelly, slimy, and pretends to be good for you
Right?? Gorgeous man, stylish, and sooo intelligent and witty! He was so far ahead of the times with the movies he made in the later years.

He acted in a movie called Kashmir Ki Kali (Blossom of Kashmir). Story goes he threw a diva tantrum and said that his movies were always named after him, this one can't be named after the heroine. Everyone was upset and scared like wtf, what now. So he goes, "You have to name the movie after me - Kashmir Ka Kaddu (Pumpkin of Kashmir)." 😂 Because many people affectionately call chubby people "kaddu" 😂😂

Can we even imagine Smegs having that sort of self-awareness or being able to make such a funny joke about herself that will be shared even after she's gone?

It was really tragic about his wife. She was a very talented actress and he genuinely loved her a lot. Poor guy must have thought, just a while longer and it could have been prevented.

But he still went on to do so much good work and was always a jovial person. Never a day of public whingeing. Take notes, Sparry 🧐 My dad's uncle looked a lot like Shammi ji in his old age, I was always fascinated as a kid and thought maybe my parents are joking that he isn't Shammi Kapoor 😂


Oooh yes celery soda made from celery gone bad 😂😂

The one time I had kombucha it was not bad - was rather like a soft drink but spicy. But judging from people's reactions who weren't even willing to try it, fits the Ho 😂😂😂
 
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Also known as Turnip Coffey after she suggested people should use turnips instead of tomatoes.
She is my MP...

I am sorry that she is your MP while she was W&P minister she said some hateful things also I hope she is kicked out at the next election
 
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if they are glued to Social Media then she's taken note of 'the no non-whites on the balcony' rhetoric and found that 'racism' has far more mileage to suit her needs....she's busy stoking the flames via her sycophants.. she would have merched the kids otherwise.
Indeed.
Prediction: Shortly there will be another Oprah interview announced. At that interview, she will tell O that this show is the last time her title will be used. She wants to move past the hurt and negativity of her time in the RF. She will tear up and remind O…how much she tried…how much she wanted it to work for darling Haz. But the pain is just too much for anyone’s mental health.
They are good people…but…as we saw on that balcony…the ‘unconscious bias’ is just too deeply
ingrained. “I tried to help them….’ ( maintains victim status…attacks royals in passive aggressive manner)

Harry and the c hildren will, 0f course, retain their titles, as is their birthright. (keeps open merching opportunity and The Juggler clings to his only achievement…his birth.

But now…perking up…”Just call me Meghan!”….like Oprah, Beyoncé….and let me tell you all the fun projects ahead.

I predict this is just weeks away.
 
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Indeed.
Prediction: Shortly there will be another Oprah interview announced. At that interview, she will tell O that this show is the last time her title will be used. She wants to move past the hurt and negativity of her time in the RF. She will tear up and remind O…how much she tried…how much she wanted it to work for darling Haz. But the pain is just too much for anyone’s mental health.
They are good people…but…as we saw on that balcony…the ‘unconscious bias’ is just too deeply
ingrained. “I tried to help them….’ ( maintains victim status…attacks royals in passive aggressive manner)

Harry and the c hildren will, 0f course, retain their titles, as is their birthright. (keeps open merching opportunity and The Juggler clings to his only achievement…his birth.

But now…perking up…”Just call me Meghan!”….like Oprah, Beyoncé….and let me tell you all the fun projects ahead.

I predict this is just weeks away.
I think you're spot on.
 
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What with Shouty and the Bridgerton actress having blak tinted glasses , "I see whyte people", and mistaking blak crying ladies for blak a moors it reminds me of the Artist in the Fast Show who wigged out whenever his attention was caught by the colour Blak , while his wife tried in vain to distract him. The Fast Show Black

My main issue with shouty is that She bangs on about racists and slavery YET Her own family were knees deep into the slavery trade themselfs a fact she has tried to hide
 
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