Harry & Meghan #343 He looked like a bag of sh!te, suit creased and high as a kite

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No it's not Queen Smeg, it's Qween Smeg and Dutchess of Suckeggs.
 
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Exactly, I wouldn’t want their lives for anything (in terms of the role I mean, I think they’re a wonderful happy and loving family)
 
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Not letting your kids eat chocolate is one of those weird mom flexes on SM. Lemon cake just SOUNDS healthier and more sophisticated than just birthday cake.
Actually I make a super spirulina and chia seed birthday cake!
I use 3 packs of butter, 6 cups of sugar, 3 large bars of chocolate (melted in a bain-marie) and half a bottle of dark rum. The filling is fresh cream and a liberal speading of jam. The topping is 3 inches of buttercream with as many as 10 chia seeds and a quarter of a teaspoon of spirulina.
It is hugely popular especially with children, influencers and vloggers. Although, I admit the children tend to call the spirulina snot and spit out the chia seeds.
Pretentious, moi?
 
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Harry & Meghan # 344
Papped hike pic? phooey
You'll never top our Louis!
 
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Louis just being Louis.

Meanwhile Mum schools Smeg on how to wear leggings and chunky boots....

Louis said he wants to be a fighter pilot when he grows up . Bless!
Reckon that Tom Cruise has been hanging around!
 
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I’d be interested to see if there is a counter piece produced by a different ghost writer, with the actual truth!
 
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If Dumbo missed Aldi’s b/day last year due to playing Polo in May why haven’t we seen ginger tits ogling Nacho so far this month?

Is he orf the team because of ILBW’s cringing clappy clap clap display last year?
 
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I heard some horses were spooked by protestors throwing stuff at them but did they really reverse into a barrier???
Yes the horses following Charles to WA were definitely spooked and all out of control. Itv didn't say anything about it but it was plain to see
 
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George gets a go in the digger, more Louis in the digger, and at approx 0.25 Louis almost gets dirt all over Charlotte.

Epic afternoon for the Waleses. Nothing staged or forced. Just them being themselves. How on earth is Smeg going to top this?

 
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