Harry & Meghan #337 I don't always manipulate, lie and gaslight, but when I do, it's your fault.

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Happy Tuesday countdown to the coronation thread!

Bless Dickie Arbiter





I wonder if the Tower of London might take inspiration?
How funny would it be if all Dungeon-related historic sites did something similar? They'd be able to recycle the books and put the paper to use, I'm sure



ONLY 5? Don't you mean 5 per hour on Coronation day? 😜
I bet she would say, that Ginger prick is getting my bleeping boot up his jacksey and that scabby,crabby mangy minge thing he married has been booked for the Alma Tunnel with Henri Paul driving wearing a blindfold.
 
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I’m planning a minimal cook day on Saturday.
Cheese and black peppers muffins for breakfast with coffee.
Some nice ready made salad stuff and quiche for lunch.
Something in the slow cooker for supper…maybe honey and chilli beef with noodles.
Got some sparking English wine with this month’s wine delivery.
 
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I bet she would say, that Ginger prick is getting my bleeping boot up his jacksey and that scabby,crabby mangy minge thing he married has been booked for the Alma Tunnel with Henri Paul driving wearing a blindfold.
I wish she would disappear up her own Blackwall Tunnel πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
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I'm still laughing (although it's not really funny), from David Starkey the historian telling us that King Edward had 'a bulls horn shoved up his fundaments, followed by a hot poker'

Good enough for H? Too harsh? Lol
 
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The harkles reveal their new Crest and Motto : its the mythical fabled Oozlum Bird , famed for flying around in ever-decreasing circles before finally disappearing up its own arse.

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" ...... harry........ harry.......!

Come over here a minute; I want you ....
....stand still............" πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜›πŸ˜› 😎😎😎



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I might do a picky lunch on Saturday, sandwiches, pork pies etc, but then the sandwiches will require me to make them and I don't want to miss anything!!
 
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Special Coronation Plastic & painted Gold Trophy for the harkles ; specially Commissioned by " Tattle Forums United Kingdom" . πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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