Harry & Meghan #336 Don't matter 'bout the blood rocks I got, I'm still Meghan from the yacht

[ChaoticArtist]

It’s a secret bank in Switzerland, they specialise in hiding your most valuable possessions, for example vast amounts of cheesy poofs.
Actually has anyone seen @Scotch Mist lately?
That little rodent better not have a passport …………..

I've been seeing the Pup in corners with some excited squeals coming from the same direction. Very suspicious. I bet they are Doing A Plot. One of my big candles is missing as well. We'd better check under the sofas in the VIP Lounge. Should tidy up before the Coronation anyway.

I'm supposed to be working on a book this year. Might as well make it #theadventuresofhamsterandpup You in, @Scotch Mist?


Btw, I came across a very rude comment about Camilla by Jameela Jamil on some random ig post. Didn't like her much anyway, then really didn't like her, but seriously, behaving like a bot? D also stands for Dignity, Sugar

 

[Amiyaya]

I got the exact same items

That's hilarious. Tattler minds think alike as I got the SAME items w/ a carrier bag and tea towel. Yes I've tried the bics and both multi paks of Prawn Cocktail crisps and candy (Maltesers Wine Gums Refreshers) are ALL gone. Hopefully the British grocery isn't cleaned out. I read Americans are out spending the UK over the Coronation... I wonder how that's going down in Monteshitshow? In less than a week the Stoats are going to see exactly how much the world loves the BRF. @Amiyaya the darjeeling tea might be one of the best brews ever. View attachment 2141342

My favourite biccies are the cranberry ones we have a tin of F and M biccies every Christmas.

 

[Duee]

Well, I’ll be on here too for the corrie and the concert so all the Tattlers will be together virtually at least. I can’t miss the great and wondrous VIP room being opened up for us plebs! I might try and convert my mates into Tattlers! And maybe I should buy some Asda cheesy wiggles since they’re apparently the thread food

Same! But maybe maybe a question to mods! Maybe you might consider moderating (or completely abandoning) this thread on Saturday late afternoon/evening? I know I might exceed my daily/weekly/monthly ahahah alcohol unit, I might be not the only one here.

 

[LadyMuck]

For those interested there's a programme on ch4 at 9pm. Andrew the problem prince. The inside story of PAs disastrous interview with Emily Maitlis in 2019 and the chain of events that led from Falklands war

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

This is what Mindy Khaling (a guest on Smeg's horriffic excuse for a podcast) looks like after four (ish) months on Ozempic. I've read Smegs is on the O bandwagon too, as well as most of Hollyweird. I can't believe this has become the "go to" for dramatic and quick weight loss. Something tells me in the long run, that there may just end-up being really negative side effects from this. Even if someone gave me a free six-month supply of it, I wouldn't take it. (I like eating too much!)
I wonder if they STOP taking it if they'll gain all the weight back again!

 

[Ndrangheta]

Emily Maitlis

 

[Meemew]

I've been seeing the Pup in corners with some excited squeals coming from the same direction. Very suspicious. I bet they are Doing A Plot. One of my big candles is missing as well. We'd better check under the sofas in the VIP Lounge. Should tidy up before the Coronation anyway.

I'm supposed to be working on a book this year. Might as well make it #theadventuresofhamsterandpup You in, @Scotch Mist?


Btw, I came across a very rude comment about Camilla by Jameela Jamil on some random ig post. Didn't like her much anyway, then really didn't like her, but seriously, behaving like a bot? D also stands for Dignity, Sugar

She‘s a pathological liar, another one we were lucky to offload to America (sorry guys) also says puberty blockers are reversible and of course appeared on one of Smegs woeful podcasts.

Hope you’re feeling better and you too @Zippy2000 dont let the lying bastards grind you down

 

[LadyMuck]

Piers morgan talking about the allegiance to KC. He says he has no problem with that but would prefer to be garrotted than to swear allegiance to the Kings heirs and successors which include H and PA

 

[Duee]

What is pretty funny is I am sure William and Kate are in a way grateful to Harry and Meghan because with Harry and Meghan being so objectionably terrible as human beings, William and Kate can NEVER be criticized ever again for their own arrogance, laziness, petulance, et cetera. The opinion shift is tenable and any criticism of them is bad. My hot take is: William is not so different from Harry, and Kate was like Meghan in that she went after her prince with a single minded determination just like Meghan did. They'll be the invisible couple, continuing as they mean to go on, showing up once in a great while when they feel like it.

I doubt Charles gives a fig about being outshone by anybody.

If there are no tiaras it's because it was a stupid optics game and has nothing to do with Charles's own petulance which both his sons inherited.

The Coronation is first and foremost a religious service. That's the important part. Removing some parts to make it more tolerable for a modern era makes sense but getting rid of more is silly because why have them if they're not going to rock up in tiaras and stuff, may as well have William show up in those hideous dirty suede shoes.

Agree. Also agree very much with BIB. Just to add, as someone with a Catholic theology degree (for fun) I am very much impressed with everything “liturgical” that has been announced yet. Not everything is about petty fights, PR stir, leaks…
Just reviewing everything in the context (design, music, changes, nuances) that will be happening next Saturday would be enough for a thesis in various fields.

 

[mrs.darcy]

This is what Mindy Khaling looks like after four (ish) months on Ozempic. I've read Smegs is on the O bandwagon too, as well as most of Hollyweird. I can't believe this has become the "go to" for dramatic and quick weight loss. Something tells me in the long run, that there may just end-up being really negative side effects from this. Even if someone gave me a free six-month supply of it, I wouldn't take it. (I like eating too much!)
I wonder if they STOP taking it if they'll gain all the weight back again!
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Same, I've had weight struggles most of my life, I seem to be on an even keel just now, though I little bit overweight, still 5 stones lighter than when I was at my heaviest. The nurse was happy with me when I went for my annual check last week.

Spoiler

I'm sure I read somewhere it's a cancer risk.

 

[knoddle]

A quick google of the Heritage Foundation suggests they're not my type of people...

Perhaps a little more research is in order.

 

[Duee]

Charles has no need to be competitive at all, not in the slightest and you’re right in that he does seem to hold Catherine in a great deal of affection.

It’s his and Camilla’s head that has a crown plonked on top and that is the money shot , not the PoW solemnly walking down the aisle looking drop dead gorgeous.

Makes me think of that little precious troublemaker Louis at the PJ, sitting with his grandpa, no one was comparing who is outshining who - both were adorable.
The whole family (and the equerries) would be adorable supporting KCIII, which is the point - Catherine, William, Anne, Sophie, Edward - are royal highnesses to his majesty - anything positive about them means a good reputation to the King, so it’s about synergy…. (something a certain Me-Again/Me-Only would never understand).

 

[Chita]

I feel she wasn’t ever invited but many here and in other sites suggest she’d have howled like a baby to the press.

I hope he stays away with all my fingers and toes crossed.

I have discoverd the truth.

The real reason she isnt coming.


She demanded cheesy poufs but Charles refused.

 

[Roobarb]

I have been inspired by Rhubarb to pick my avatar.
Chorlton and The Witch. Charles is Chorlton and it's obvo who TW is
This clip sums up for those who don't know this kids cartoon just how devious TW is

I chose Roobarb, as discussed, but my other favourite cartoon dog was Hong Kong Phooey. So much so that I named my goldfish Roobarb and my rabbit Hong Kong Phooey! 70's child

Back on topic, doesn't ginge have to attend as counsellor of state?

 

[Mock Turtle]

Piers morgan talking about the allegiance to KC. He says he has no problem with that but would prefer to be garrotted than to swear allegiance to the Kings heirs and successors which include H and PA

I agree they should alter the wording: "All: I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and his successors according to law. So help me God." Scrap everyone but Willy and PG Tips!

I have discoverd the truth.

The real reason she isnt coming.

She demanded cheesy poufs but Charles refused.

Can @Pom Bear make her a cheesy poof tiara?!

 

[Chita]

I chose Roobarb, as discussed, but my other favourite cartoon dog was Hong Kong Phooey. So much so that I named my goldfish Roobarb and my rabbit Hong Kong Phooey! 70's child

Back on topic, doesn't ginge have to attend as counsellor of state?

1] my favourite things in the Roobard & Custard cartoon [apart from the theme tune] were the birds with teeth.

2] I have a sneaky feeling he has to attend to prove he's still royal enough to keep that special Visa and Tax status in the USA

 

[Rosesarepink]

Are PE & PB trolling M & H - pictured hugging and having dinner with Piers Morgan now photos of them arriving at a bday party taken by Backgrid. PB & E stood and smiled for one pic!

 

[Rhubarb10]

I don't think you're wrong about the court of popular opinion (seems to be a current govt tactic too). But I do think that Charles really loves and gets on with Catherine (which wasn't true with Di) so is a BIT less competitive with her.

Now if she shows up in that gold dress, he probably would have a point

I was honestly hoping THAT gold dress is a bench mark and Catherine will be looking even more fabulous than that complete with more bling than you could imagine possible... So excited for the bling

 

[ChastityDingle]

Makes me think of that little precious troublemaker Louis at the PJ, sitting with his grandpa, no one was comparing who is outshining who - both were adorable.
The whole family (and the equerries) would be adorable supporting KCIII, which is the point - Catherine, William, Anne, Sophie, Edward - are royal highnesses to his majesty - anything positive about them means a good reputation to the King, so it’s about synergy…. (something a certain Me-Again/Me-Only would never understand).

One of my favourite moments of the whole thing.
It was just so natural, we saw William saying something to Charles and then Louis strutting over to sit on grandpa's knee.

 

[Duee]

I was afraid it would happen with Zara during the interminable sermon at Harry and Meghan's wedding!

Hahah, love her “impressed” face there!