Harry & Meghan #330 Thank Goodness Meghan Isn't Coming

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OMG, I've just realised I'm actually LIVING part of Smegzie's life! My actual, real birthday is May 3... and the coronation (waits for crown emoji) is on May 6!! Forget that bloody spectacle, the real thing will happen here, in Kent, on May 3 - I'll put some bunting up and make a cup of tea for the Archbish of Canters!
Right, Presuming you’ve already got your “ will they/ won’t they “ in ……can I suggest about 14 days before you do ‘ Olive Branch’ and no later than 7 days before , do hissy fits about uniform…I believe Harry has already completed the uniform tantrum and will be going for the full Dior ….

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“ Je t’adore Money “
 
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Last week's Saturday Night Live had a skit about someone who ate catfish sliders and developed a huge belly and pretended to be pregnant. So funny. Will try to find it. Molly Shannon is the actress playing a fake pregnancy perp
 
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Last week's Saturday Night Live had a skit about someone who ate catfish sliders and developed a huge belly and pretended to be pregnant. So funny. Will try to find it. Molly Shannon is the actress playing a fake pregnancy perp
I read that as catfish slippers and somehow it seemed like something the Gruesomes would do 😂😂


OMG, I've just realised I'm actually LIVING part of Smegzie's life! My actual, real birthday is May 3... and the coronation (waits for crown emoji) is on May 6!! Forget that bloody spectacle, the real thing will happen here, in Kent, on May 3 - I'll put some bunting up and make a cup of tea for the Archbish of Canters!
Are you going to hire a photographer or photo-editor? And no vegan microgreen fingered finger 'food', I hope. We've already got @Scotch Mist and @Bobble22 in a tussle over cheesy poofs. Poor Bobble can do without hordes of hangry Tattlers descending upon their coronation stash 😂
 
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OMG, I've just realised I'm actually LIVING part of Smegzie's life! My actual, real birthday is May 3... and the coronation (waits for crown emoji) is on May 6!! Forget that bloody spectacle, the real thing will happen here, in Kent, on May 3 - I'll put some bunting up and make a cup of tea for the Archbish of Canters!
Three days before 😁
 
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OMG, I've just realised I'm actually LIVING part of Smegzie's life! My actual, real birthday is May 3... and the coronation (waits for crown emoji) is on May 6!! Forget that bloody spectacle, the real thing will happen here, in Kent, on May 3 - I'll put some bunting up and make a cup of tea for the Archbish of Canters!
Mine's four days AFTER, but I'll be late to the party (away on hols), hope there's some leftovers.corrination
 
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OMG, I've just realised I'm actually LIVING part of Smegzie's life! My actual, real birthday is May 3... and the coronation (waits for crown emoji) is on May 6!! Forget that bloody spectacle, the real thing will happen here, in Kent, on May 3 - I'll put some bunting up and make a cup of tea for the Archbish of Canters!
@Wackie Jeaver We share the same birthday my dear!! Yay for May 3rd!!! 🥰
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An exert from the DM article about ‘Hollywood’ being pleased about Harry’s attendance to the Corination, in light of brand Sussex (🙄) star power waning. Oh and by Hollywood, they mean Netflix.

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Who’s your daddy, Harry?
Did you call me @PurvyPanda ?? 😆😆😆
(Just kiddin!)
 
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An exert from the DM article about ‘Hollywood’ being pleased about Harry’s attendance to the Corination, in light of brand Sussex (🙄) star power waning. Oh and by Hollywood, they mean Netflix.

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Who’s your daddy, Harry?
And the fantastic thing “ said Randy from Programme Development to the Netflix Board and shareholders ,

“ the fantastic thing is we got six episodes of angst, with long montages which broke records for mass ridicule on Youtube Before it even came out ; a series on Leadership or something like that …..… AND a photo of him and his dad ….Yes , yes …I know it’s a still from the BBC but there’s the King and go four rows up, left a bit , pillar , woman in a hat ….there , there …that’s him ….

And all for only $100 million ……BARGAIN !!!! “
 
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Mine's four days AFTER, but I'll be late to the party (away on hols), hope there's some leftovers.corrination
We’ve booked the week before. Back just in time for the build up to the big day itself 😀 though having to endure looking at that grifting tosser with a face like a slapped arse will make me wish I’m back in Tenerife. But on the bright side there’s Jonny to look forward too. Jonny in all his glory wearing his best kilt and as a bonus Ollie might make an appearance too in case QC needs her blankie.
 
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She is seriously screwed now, but a big bleeping congrats to you, Smegs! You did it to yourself!!
What a life accomplishment!!!! 😆 Here’s a trophy 🏆
No point having a title if she isn't going to even associate herself with the royals, take part in events, can't believe she's stopping their children from seeing their grandfather on this special day,
 
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Are there still salt mines? They could banish her to shoveling salt for the remainder of her miserable, Narc life! OOoh! Or maybe they could ship her off to the furthest flung regions of the Outback!! (Sorry to our Aussie Tattlers!)
On a serious note. I doubt anything will happen to her for not attending. She’ll just keep putting out more BS in the press and try to wrangle in any support she can. From where I’m sittin’ though, (on my couch! 😆) she’s pretty much screwed herself from any professional associations. Once they’re divorced, the hoopla of her will die down, and we’ll end up with grainy, long distance photographs of her on a beach somewhere down in Mexico trying to get free reefer off whomever will accommodate her. She is seriously screwed now, but a big bleeping congrats to you, Smegs! You did it to yourself!!
What a life accomplishment!!!! 😆 Here’s a trophy 🏆
It’s not a trophy @Who’sYerDaddy it’s an award. Hope you’ve been paid 😉
 
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Anyone else getting candle ads on Tattle ? I think they’ve been listening to us before MM announced she wasn’t coming and we realised there’s no need for candles!
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No point having a title if she isn't going to even associate herself with the royals, take part in events, can't believe she's stopping their children from seeing their grandfather on this special day,
At their young age doubt they’d be asked to the ceremony but they absolutely should be there for the weekend though I’m delighted that she’s not coming. Those poor kids probably recognise Charles.
 

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I'm sure we've discussed genetics in depth (!) but is it possible for a child 'born' of someone with red hair and blue eyes and someone who is 'allegedly' 43% Nigerian to have blue eyes? I thought brown eyes won out...
If one of MM’s ancestors had blue eyes then she could be ‘Bb’(B=brown eyes and b=blue eyes) so it would be possible. B is dominant so a person with brown eyes could be BB or Bb whereas a blue eyed person can only be bb so 2 blue eyed parents cannot have a brown eyed child.
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Yes re squints being correctable - my oldest had one. Years of horrendous patching, eye drops, then surgery. And even now, at 26, if she's really tired you can see the eye turning in. So if Aldi has a squint, mom of the year needs to crack on and get it sorted.

ETA, think my daughter's was diagnosed around 3, and surgery came at 5 or 6. You can't just leave it. It's also genetic, my brother had one.
I had a squint as a young child but never had surgery or patches. It still kicks in if I’m very tired (or very drunk!). As it’s genetic my kids had to see an eye specialist as babies. She said it was very rare for it to ‘self-correct’. When I’m tired/drunk I’m conscious of the effort my muscles on that eye have to make so that I don’t see double.
 
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Sorry if it’s been mentioned, but I just heard Murdoch broke his engagement. After Getty got away, she better make her move quick. When he’s snapped up, who’s left? and Tyler is Black. Rachel only dates Caucasians. Who’s left?
 
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I just love that term ‘moon tan’ I think I’ll adopt it 😎 I am born and bred Northern Ireland and getting a tan is a full time job (when I was younger I tried everything to get a tan, now not so bothered) moon tan suits who I am now 😁
I'm NI born and bred too and definitely have a moon tan !!
 
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what Would happen if they removed his titles during divorce proceedings or after they were divorced 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤭🤭

Someone has probably answered this.
Titles would have to be removed before the divorce for Smeg to lose it. But knowing Smeg and some of the media they would probably use Princess Smeg.

I have mentioned this a while ago, at one point there were 3 Lady Argyles (I think that was the one). Lord Argyle's wife, his ex wife and his mother or daughter.
It must of been very confusing.
 
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