Harry & Meghan #323 Is Meg reviving the Tig, to pay for Hazno’s new wig

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Or Flatpack 1 and Flatpack 2.
 
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If everyone behaved like they supposedly should then the world would have been a super-boring place and human beings would have died out ages ago. And have you seen The Doctor? He's the biggest and best example of the merits of not behaving the way someone is supposed to And also all the Major Johnny fans here You're in the best company possible

And all that sounds amazing! I wish I could have gotten my hands on whatever DVDs the local British Council Library had before it closed. Have a graphic novel though



No no, no associating foods that I eat with those two. I already feel weird that my bananas don't come with condescending messages scribbled on them

ETA: And since my brain has gone there and it's only you all here, I can clarify this freely - by my bananas I meant the fruit
 
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I seem to recall back in the dusty part of my brain, that Ikea arent above a bit of snark. I think they launched a cupboard called Boris/Becker something, once?

Anyhoo - they’re now committed partners with tPOW and her project. I wonder what new lines we might see? A range of flat pack crowns, called Arch? The ‘lil’ balcony play set?
 
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That's the Tin Lid put on any fucking ikea stuff, with us. No thanks.
 
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The problem with the balcony scene for ‘all the rest’ is that any booing directed at the Hazbeens and PA will also be in the direction of a lot of ‘good eggs’ eg, Zara, Mike and family and others.
Better to not involve the Hazbeens or the York’s at all, although I still think Beatrice and hubby haven’t sunk to the low point that the others have and could still prove to be of use at some minor occasions. Rachael and Harold were banned from the balcony by TQ so just let that stand FOR EVER.
 
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Just heard Neal Whatshisface broadcasting…’Former Royal Known As Prince Harry’.

#FRKAPH which said repeatedly & rapidly sounds like FuckUp.

From Prince Harry to FuckUp - neatly squaring that cycle of generational pain etc
 
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That's the Tin Lid put on any fucking ikea stuff, with us. No thanks.
I’m going to have to ask him indoors when I can, for clarification, but whatever it was was very close to the bone.
 
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For undies - Dundee shortbreads
 
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Petrol - gas

Saloon - sedan

Estate car - Station Wagon

Paraffin - Kerosene


A few more
 
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Too close to the retirement center of America. We have friends in Florida. Still the East Coast. They’ll be sending their ipp team over for bagels and lox, she’ll be forever visiting DisneyWorld crown shopping. Unless you could guarantee a direct drop into the portal of ‘never to be seen again’ we have to remain firm about the proximity to the Eastern Seaboard.
I counter with sending them North Sentinal Island. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island
They are inhabited by isolationists numbering somewhere between 50 and 400 tribespeople. Might be a little awkward making new friends, but clearly, there is no internet. They can’t even get close enough for an actual population count. Yeah. That’s the ticket.

Buhbye Rachel. And not a minute too soon!
 
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They should get a balcony appearance alright. All on their ownio, then lock the doors behind them so when the booing starts they have to just stand there with faces like slapped arses.
If any tomatoes are thrown, they are responsible for cleaning them up.

Then once they are rid of them, the proper balcony appearance can happen.
Well, one can dream...
 
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Throw the tomatoes in tins.
They'll hurt more but won't make a mess- the dented cans can then go to homeless shelters to bung into a stew
 
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Such an informative video, thanks for sharing!
 
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Yes! And this is why I love you @Nuttynana You are quite the cunning linguist.
You have such colorful terms for Hasbeen&HisHo. I like Jack & Danny Fanny.
Meanwhile Rachel&SkippyNoNuts hold the world hostage with their nonsense.
I want them to attend the coronation, just to experience Britain’s total disdain of them.
how PPOW handle things will be very telling. At the Jubilee didn’t they go to Scotland or Wales to avoid having to be at the girl’s birthday party? Will the P&POW be in pictures with the New WindsorSimpsons?

I don’t see the Heir taking part in any subterfuge about the Flatpacks.
 
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We are bonded in friendship (albeit online) just like any platoon entrenched in shit and rats just trying to survive against a common enemy. I had another user name and can't be sure but it feels like we've been here together for years. I've actually flown to Europe and met with people I only knew online... volunteering efforts regarding Ukraine not Tattlers. I know you all are much more fun!
 
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Minge and ginge have booked up for a fortnight's holiday at the Guantanamo Bay Holiday Camp
They will enjoy the synchronised rock-breaking daily , to music ( foxtrot & pom-poms) and the Canteen lunch and dinner, with running hot & cold in every " chalet room"

 
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Definitely well worth watching
 
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The poor bloody Von Trapps....what have they done to deserve this?????? I was very disapppointed that the Sound of Music wasn't on at Christmas. Megnutz wishes she could land a film that has stood the test of time ( just to keep it on topic) I do love the Queen swimming with Pom though.
 
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Let alone different countries there is also different generations coming into this discussion. Men’s ‘jocks’ ‘jockey shorts’ ‘Y fronts’ or ‘boxer shorts‘ were all called ‘men’s underpants’ at one time……. the other terms were just the style of the underpants.
The only word used for the equivalent woman’s item was ‘knickers’ (or even earlier ‘bloomers’) but the styles had their own names just like the mens …… thongs, hipsters, briefs etc.
The use of the word ‘undies’ to me (Being an oldie) just means any item of underwear so could include bras and other items as well.
Anyway, enough from me, I’m off to put on my best ‘lingerie’ ….. Playtex Cross your Heart bra, girdle, suspender belt, stockings, big knickers and underslip ….. before I go out for a night on the town. Takes forever, youngsters don’t know they’re born!
 
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