The next part of what went down between H&M just before the interviewā¦ā¦.
H - āwhat does archetype mean again Meghanā
M- āyou mean queen Meghan you dumb
bleepā -
H- āsorry my queen Meghanā¦.. so what does it mean my queenā
M- āit means the royal family are making assumptions based on my race and me being an divorced twice successful American actress, itās about the layers Harold and how many directions this is coming from, god you are so thick, why canāt you understandā
H- ā abit like stereotyping you mean is that the same thingā¦.. and the royal family are racist, Iāll say that in my interviewā
M- for
duck sake Harold you dimwitted
bleeping bleep, do I have to do everything, Iāve already wrote your memoir for you. No no we never said the RF are racist that wasnāt us rememberā-
H- ābut but but we did didnāt we on Oprahā
Harold receives a swift slap round the face, megs hand accidentally or purpose hooks on to his necklace, she quickly shoves Harold to the floor, and as he lands on his dog bowl, his pearls break in her hand. It all happened so fast , so very very fast, and while Harold laid dazed megs puts on her Willy mask. Harold blinks-
H - āM m m Meghan I mean my queen is that you? W w w why are you being so difficult, rude and abrasive, I donāt understand, I thought you told me the RF are racist and I thought we said that too you know on Oprah, and where will I eat my food now?ā
M- ā no no no itās me Willy- of course it is me you dumb
bleep, but we are adding this is into your book and blaming Willyā¦. We are also going to leak this part to the papers before the book is released. Iām a genius, I mean it is basically true Harold who taught you such hurtful words? It can only have come from Your family any way who are all racist donāt you see H, you must change your ways. Do you not understand that a Bi-racial women can never ever be difficult, rude or abrasive, - you stupid boy we need to start your home schooling all over againā
H- ā s s s so I do say in my upcoming interview that we the RF are racist, and why are we calling William Willy now? ā
M shouts - āNO NO NO, we didnāt say that, that was the press H, donāt worry Iāll just put my H mask on and do the interview for you like everything
bleeping else, i even had to put up
the flat packs. H you are useless, Iām going to put that in my book too, I mean your book, that you have been an absent father. I mean it is true isnāt it they canāt spin that one us. Yes I am genius. And We now call William Willy because he has a bigger Willy than you!! I saw a photo of it on tattle and I am angry with you and I must mock you until change your ways or blame the RF, yes do that, my life is all their fault. Because Willy was born first and I am stuck with the spare and Iāll never ever be queenā¦.. oh gosh Harold Iāve just had an idea
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H- āw w w what my queenā
M - āthey will make me queen of the common wealth, you know thatās better any way, we can have 56 countries- oh Harold Iām so glad you are the spare after all. But now you must reconcile with your family, say you love them and want them back. Iāll stay quiet for a little while, you know being all meek and mild and then they will welcome us Harold with open arms, and remember we will say they arnāt racist after all. That will sort it all donāt worry my dear dear little boy. I really am a geniusā