Harry & Meghan #294 Harold AKA a few beads short of a necklace

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Fredsnail

Thanks to @Happy Lady for the title

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Harry & Meghan #293 The dog bowl crack'd from side to side

Thanks to our talented @Chita for the title. Well, a TL;DR of last thread, as Greta (HOW DARE YOU!) recently tweeted "[email protected]" The more leeks, erm, leaks we get from the meeeeemoir, the more deranged ginger tits looks. The Taliban called him out as a coward and liar. He...
tattle.life

We're sick to death of book leaks, we are astounded at how they see everything as an aggressive attack.

We're glad that HMQ EII and PP are no longer here to witness this rubbish.

We feel sorry for HMK CIII, QC, PoW and the rest of the family.

We think H has no understanding of the words consequences, understanding, empathy or dignity.

Lowlights of the book revealed so far:
Amount of kills in a war zone
Mocking disabled people
Lipglossgate
Dogs barking
Brothers fighting
strange behavior at a graveside
Strange behaviour in a hospital delivery room
Many imagined slights
Clearly unaddressed mental health/illness issues.
 
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jonathanlynch

jonathanlynch

The bullying of the matron or "thing" as he puts it is truly deplorable. Only doing it to make his mates laugh. Never his fault again.

This makes me want the think the fight with William was true because clearly Harry is someone who was well overdue such a smackdown. He has inadvertently made his brother out to be a hero, someone standing up for the staff he (and his wife) were bullying and doling him some sick-tit-of-your-BS justice on their behalf.
 
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Pippa M

Who won the title this time? It is a good one.
Thanks for new thread...one day I might just catch up.
 
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Ndrangheta

Ndrangheta

If Hazno's handler decides rehab is a good money-maker it'll be like that sham rehab stint Amy Winehouse underwent ... when her user partner (Blake) was in there with her. The Priory is a fraudulent operation anyway, but anyone who knows anything about rehab knows you don't go in there with a partner, even if they use or not.
 
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kyaraslife

These pieces of s**t better not move to New Zealand or Australia. We don’t want your smelly personality over here Smegs. Dig a hole and rent a bunker.
 
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Cinnamon.girl

Cinnamon.girl

Thank you Fred and Chita x
QUOTE="triesherbest, post: 13420129, member: 128024"]
watching a bunch of prince william vids on youtube now
it's so funny that harry keeps banging on about meghan being similar to diana, but really it's william who truly embodies her spirit, demeanor, humanitarianism, everything - and the fact that he's the spitting image of her must make harry's blood boil deep down.

anything harry says about him having a temper, decking him etc just makes him more attractive. he doesn't need his hair to be handsome and sexy. 😌
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When Harry thought he'd bagged the Ho he was terrified of losing her, not realising that she was playing the oldest game in the world. Finally, a woman of his very own, who bigged him up, made him feel speshul, worshipped him and hung onto his every word. Went like a ferret in a sack, nothing off-limits. He rushed to propose, fearful of her ultimatums as she kept him on the edge and pulled his strings. What an idiot, a vain and stupid man full of arrogance. Her affection was a sham, the contempt was hidden behind the boss eyes.

The Stoat was so sure the Spencer sisters would see her as the new Diana and would be as infatuated and cock-happy as he was (not technically possible but you know what I mean). Puzzled and hurt when they said she wouldn't fit into Royal life, and enraged when Charles Spencer advised him to take his time.**

Further enraged when Wills advised caution and Catherine didn't worship at the Altar of the Minge. What was wrong with them all that they couldn't see the magic of this sexy humanitarian reincarnation of mummy? Only Chuck was charmed, and may have to pay a price. Stoat became protective and neurotic and paranoia took over. His friends thought he was "nuts" for dating her.
Subtly and unknown to him, I bet she alienated them all in order to isolate him.

It was them against the world, and into this loveless cynical vacuum she slipped the plan to escape to the States.

** In Revenge, Tom Bower's phrasing here is interesting. He says "Three times married, Spencer cautioned his nephew...". Clumsy grammar, not TB's style and it reads wrong. The comma here could suggest that TB was hinting the Ho had been married 3 times, as making the point here that Spencer had been married 3 times was irrelevant and messy.

In an interview, TB said he had been cautioned and restricted by the Palace, owtte.
This has been discussed before on here.
 
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Stiltoncheese

Just thinking back to the nail varnish discussed in previous thread and the women not being permitted to wear dark colours.

Isn't that just because any chips would really show up on dark or red nails yet be pretty indistinguishable on pale varnish. It just keeps up the professional appearance.

Can you imagine the Queen being photographed with a dark or red chipped manicure on official and potentially historically important photos. It just wouldn't happen. Yet painted nails can chip at the worst time without warning sometimes. Pale just hides it rather than highlights it
 
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Lady_H

William is coming out of this so well as a courageous and principled man who stands up for people he believes in and deeply loves his brother. The bit where he grabs Harry and says he just wants him to be happy “on mummy’s life” was positively heart-wrenching. Does Harry not realise that?
 
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Who’sYerDaddy

Who’sYerDaddy

Good morning!! Here’s our Tucker giving the duo a bit of shade and a question by GMA morning show host Michael Strayhan.
 
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AudreyAnn

AudreyAnn

Great new thread, thanks !
just a couple of thoughts. apparently 140 pages were sent back by the publishers/legal people. So it could have been much worse on Catherine, Chelsy and Caroline Flack apparently, and others too I wouldn't be surprised.

What if Harold knew about divulging about the drugs he may get thrown out of US? maybe he's hoping he is refused his visa. That'd get him back in the UK . Also, apparently , he dedicated the book to his children/mog/diane. But also a sentence that he apologised to his children for his absence ?? I don't know what to make of that tbh.

The Taliban count, I think he would have known the blow back on that, and it was put in for his IPP. I really don't think he thought that through and now of course he could be looking over his shoulder his whole life .

also, read on Twatter that sales for the book are up 225% :sick: so it's been a PR success fro Random House and the Markles.

Sold his soul to the devil and will it make him happy, no of course not . stupid Arse.
 
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Angelesque

This bragging about drugs thing is the key to her getting rid of him, right? Not only has he indulged in “illegal” and “potentially dangerous” substances multiple times, this might mean he’s no longer allowed to live in the US. Enough for her to argue he’s a liability, can’t even visit the country where his kids live… she gets full custody and never has to deal with him again. Tidy.
 
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givepeasachance

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Lady_H said:
William is coming out of this so well as a courageous and principled man who stands up for people he believes in and deeply loves his brother. The bit where he grabs Harry and says he just wants him to be happy “on mummy’s life” was positively heart-wrenching. Does Harry not realise that?
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It's just awful.

William, Catherine, Charles, man I really feel for them. Imagine your sibling discussing intimate things like this about you and your family to the press?

We only lost Queenie four months ago. Anyone who has lost someone will know how hard the Christmas season will have been for the RF.

They are still grieving ffs and he does this?

All of this is saying more about Harry than anyone else.
 
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veevee04

veevee04

Ndrangheta said:
If Hazno's handler decides rehab is a good money-maker it'll be like that sham rehab stint Amy Winehouse underwent ... when her user partner (Blake) was in there with her. The Priory is a fraudulent operation anyway, but anyone who knows anything about rehab knows you don't go in there with a partner, even if they use or not.
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Rehabs in general are dangerous for some people and not helpful sometimes. Patients end up meeting others with addictions and swap the addictions for something else. I know someone who went in for alcohol addiction met a group of people and ended up doing crack. Seen this quite a few times , it can be suitable for initial detox for physical withdrawal maybe but then quickly discharged.
 
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