Christ he is such a bleeping bore. Bangs on about BeKind himself yet thinks it was ok to call Sophie Corcoran, a woman half his age a "dick" on twitter and then brag about it because she has different views to him. Meghan might well say that she had suicidal thoughts. It doesn't mean she ever did have them and I feel almost certain she didn't.
Harry & Meghan #290 Float like Butterfly, Sting like bee, H’s necklace broken. And the dog can’t eat his tea
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If he ain't got a target on his head, he's got one now. The amount of people commenting on various platforms saying all the people they know who have served never discuss anything that goes on. The hubby was a royal marine he can't believe the tit he's coming out with on this. Absolute moron. Harry not the hubby
The fact that he killed so many people must be bleeping him up more than anything.Or is that his brother's fault too?.
I am sure both are wiping the sweat from their brows, thinking that they managed to swerve a massive bullet.Oh Jesus, and we haven't even got onto poor Chelsey and Cressida yet! Luckily, they had the nous to spurn his tender manhood - and his tight wallet (note, wallet, not arse)
Always wondered why they spurned the 'spare', I wonder no more, cheers Harold.
Bet those two are watching this with popcorn, and thanking duck they dodged those bullets from the Royal Whine-ness.Oh Jesus, and we haven't even got onto poor Chelsey and Cressida yet! Luckily, they had the nous to spurn his tender manhood - and his tight wallet (note, wallet, not arse)
Harry's therapy notes...
at this rate, Harold of the Broken Necklace will be invited to the Coronation in his capacity of Court Jester.
back to catching up
ETA: thanks @Cassandra333 for new freddie and @planetmirth for hilarious title!
back to catching up
ETA: thanks @Cassandra333 for new freddie and @planetmirth for hilarious title!
Request hereby withdrawn. I hadn’t connected it to his animal abuse. My apologies.
Powerful set of hips on the fella 
Talk about a stallion.
Talk about a stallion.
When the time come, I will discretely point to the place where whingeton could be found without contributing to Hawwy new dog bowl.
Is that quote for real"That he lost his virginity in a field and merrily talks about “mounting her quickly” and getting his arse spanked?! "
Harold's obviously read too many John Francome & Jilly Cooper novels
Thanks @BlinkyBill for this snippet
I have not heard the BBC report on this extract yet, we so need Nick Witchell to utter these words.
… not respectful to the lady involved 
….. new thread! congrats and thanks all- must finish last one , behind again!Court Jesters were usually very smart people, who critisized king and ruling class. Harold doesn't qualify
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'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away.
Erm who had Spare reading like a Jilly Cooper novel then?! I sure as tit didn’t! This day has been quite the ride pardon the pun!!
Erm who had Spare reading like a Jilly Cooper novel then?! I sure as tit didn’t! This day has been quite the ride pardon the pun!!
A drunk man would have no problem driving?! WTF
Prince Andrew must be rubbing his hands in glee… this makes his interview look like small beans.
Why is Harry humiliating himself so completely and publicly?! This makes no sense.
Why is Harry humiliating himself so completely and publicly?! This makes no sense.
Thanks for starting the thread Cassandra333 and congratulations Planetmirth on the title.
I wonder if H has mentioned anything about being second rowers at the Platy Jubbly service and mean Sophie giving him the stink eye.
I have to get some sleep now. Wonder how many threads will there be in the morning.
I wonder if H has mentioned anything about being second rowers at the Platy Jubbly service and mean Sophie giving him the stink eye.
I have to get some sleep now. Wonder how many threads will there be in the morning.
After he'd had his necklace broken did Meg treat him to a Pizza Express?
At some point he will realise that this ship has, mercifully, sailed….
I've spent the day with silly spreadsheets but kept giggling to alternating mental images of H clutching his pearls, or a thick gold chain, in a wannabe Mediterranean lothario style, all while one butt cheek is planted in a dog bowl What an idiot!
I'm sure already said...what did H say to piss of William so much?
H really doesn't get that people really have valid reasons for thinking that Megs is crude, rude, and obnoxious, otherwise he wouldn't be so keen to repeat the words to all the world.
What an idiot!I'm sure already said...what did H say to piss of William so much?
H really doesn't get that people really have valid reasons for thinking that Megs is crude, rude, and obnoxious, otherwise he wouldn't be so keen to repeat the words to all the world.
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