Claims he was dissuaded about looking into investigation into Ds death
Wonder why? Answer:
Obsessive twat The mystery will never be solved
Forget Hawwy's whining - it's so routine, such a bore. I have written the most bombshell-ing book to ever bombshell. Better than the Bench, I guarantee it will sell at least one copy more. I mean seriously every newspaper in the world is after me for serialising it! I'll get $500 million for it! It's being made into a movie series!
Oh what's it about? My cranky dog just glared at me when I went into mum's room. No, you don't get it. He gave me a real nasty side-eye. And a little growl. Also licked his nose. I saw a fang, riiiight? Then he rushed at me, pulled the tie out of my hoodie cap, I was so scared! I fell over his metal dish ...and.. and... Then he bowed and thanked me for my service!
Stop, where are you going?!!